Freaking Eerie

First I got a prankster from my mobile, now I got another from the internet, what is the world coming to? This person's email is newcau@gmail.com, unverified in MSN somemore.

This person claimed that she was Eve, but she couldn't tell me the correct Eve, that is where I knew her, giving an ambiguous answer "aha u stil same, i m the 1 u know lesser". I suspected she's a he, my 6th sense. Who in the right mind wants to keep seeing me in my webcam especially my frens, since they alrerady know how I looked like. She insisted that I treat her as a new fren for 2007, yeah yeah, as if I will. She refused to tell me anything, and yet insisted I showed her my face and she even asked me about my sch, course and year. Highly dubious character.

After haggling with her for 30 minutes, I blocked her and logged off, shan't waste my time with such person. Oh yah, she said she got my email address from some other emails. So, she's not my fren and I don't want a fren who is so secretive! The world is going crazy!

Incredulous

I tot my PC auto shut down due to over heatiness, but it could not be switch on!!!!! What a timing to shut down (was MSNing with Di over something unglam, can't even defend myself anf explain to her liao). I panicked, coz this PC is only a year old, it can't be spoilt! Was pressing the switch on button in finger marathon style, still not working. Damn... can't be true? Spoilt? Horror!

Luckily, the tech side of me prompted me to do some fiddling with the other devices. I tested my speakers, eh, also cannot switched on... ah... power got problem... not the PC, thank goodness. After some seeing and looking, I saw the main plug was not fully inserted into the outlet. This is the incredulous part, who could have remove it halfway? None of us touch the plugs there, even if we do, surely we would have push the plug in firmly?

Ewww... I almost wanted to sms my fren Ken (the guy who did my PC) that it was spoilt, heng, I was just a step to sia suay myself.

My scary neighbour

Finally, after 2 days of horrendous rain, I finally could log to blogger.com.

Anyway, about my scary neighbour, indeed scary.

She's so scary that I dreamt about her, about wat leh?

Well, let's start from the beginning, she just gave birth about a month ago (her baby was premature), and my mum helped her with her confinement. Basically, she's a woman with no sense of security, with too much paranoids and no sense of independence. She wanted my mum to cook for her, look after her baby, help her buy phone card, help her buy this and that. She got Jia to do ALL the paperwork, got Min to run errands at her house such as fetching a cup of water (wat the fuck!), and I was spared coz I was at hostel. I only knew about all these when I got home after my exams. Anyway, we resort to remove the batteries from the door bell, shut the door 24/7, lie to her that my mum wasn't back when she was.

That day, I bumped into her on my way back after buying Min's textbook, SUAY! She "requested" me to help her carry her ultra-super-duper-humongous baby trolley (it could fit a year old child and her child is only like 1 month plus old?) down the stairs. She was actually troubling the 6th floor auntie when she saw me. Anyway, I hou xim took her trolley down to her house, and quickly siamed back to my house. A while later, she came knocking on our door, looking for ME. Why? She wanted me to help her buy a foldable clothes hanger, IF I were to pass by the shop (like real, duhz). So I told her I've been nuaing at home, not going anywhere. I always talked to her with my face expressionless, and giving her some attitudes. Then she said she gonna drop her baby by at our house for my mum to look after while she go for job interview. As if I believe her, she did not work for 7 years and she's only 1 year my senior, and she always talked about working working working, but she's so lazy tat she did not even clean her own house, even tho it is rented, so how could she possibly be thinking of working?

Anyway, my dream was about her putting her baby with us, while she went havocing. I'm so stressed by her frequent visitings, ha ha. In my dream, the baby was the baby in Jackie Chan's Plan Baby, sho cute. Ha ha, anyway, taking care of the bay wasn't a difficult chore, the most amusing part was I dreamt that Jia was helping the baby do 十连拍, holding his mitten covered hands, placing it near the cheeks, and started "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10". See sample below, a vivid reenactment of my dream (actually, by pose 3, it was purely spontaneous after that)

Hee hee hee, my beloved baby. Pardon for the blurry pic, I did it in 216 x 1365 pixels, then I didn't expect it to be so small when I chose the largest layout, but still can see right? I forgo the 10th coz it wasn't very nice lah... =)

Results out this morning. Thank goodness, I failed 1 module only...

Engineers

What do engineers remind u of?

• boring?
• tech geek?
• maths genius?
• spew mathematics formulas better than vulgarities?
• nerd in specs and carry thick maths book?
• no social life and sucky dress sense?

The above do not really apply to all but I do seen a few with the above qualities. I remembered this Cheena guy from my poly in the ECC course who wore his shirt tucked in tightly into his pants, and try to pick up girls with his half-bucket English (Lo and behold, he spoke perfect French with the French tutor, seriously tainting the language hor...) Luckily in my school now, most of them are decently dressed, basically, the polo tee, jeans and sandals are hot favourite (Eh... Uniform? Ha ha). I can explain why most of us wore specs instead of contact lens, coz we need to solve very hard maths questions, thus less sleep for us and therefore we cannot wear lenses with dry eyes. I had a hell time solving the tutorial questions, 1 question about an hour or so.

Our professors had been through the tedious and boring stuffs themselves, so some really nice one made an effort finding jokes and placed them in the lecture notes, or cracked jokes during the lessons. The jokes during lessons I can't remember much coz most of the time I was dozing, hee hee, and those in the notes, not much also lah. *Weak laugh... Anyway, just wanna share some funny engineering/scientist/mathematicians jokes. =)

Atoms

Two atoms meet one day while walking down the street.
One asks the other how he's doing.
The atom responds: "Oh, just awful. I've lost an electron!“
Shocked and stunned by such a horrific idea, the atom asks her friend, "Really?! Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."

At the Scientist Party

• Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.
• Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.
• Coulomb got a real charge out of the party.
• Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well with everyone.
• Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.
• Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.
• Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.
• Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.
• Faraday had quite a capacity for food.
• Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.

Lastly, a clip I found online, which kind of imprint the statement "Engineers like to complicate things", the infamous i (sq. root of -1). =)

Merry X'mas

Serious lag in my entries, coz been playing my games (got part 1 2 and 3)

Supposed to have my annual hiao hiao pic taking day with Diyumi, but I was feeling unwell (eat too much then pong hong), so I dun feel like dressing up and loiter at Orchard. So I wore how I usually wore in hostel and visit Yaya, lucky Ivy also dressed down like me. (We fix another day Babe!)

I have like so many gatherings to fix!!! Argh... LH, DL, Di, Poly gang, Sec Gang, Uni gang and on top of all these, I have meetings, book wrappings, buy books, clear room, etc etc... so many things to do, yet I only fixed on my games (finishing soon)

Is also time for new year's resolutions too, havent plan mine yet. =(

Yawn...

Ewww...

Got this guy, B who had been smsing me the past few days. At first tot he was M's friend, so I tot I just be polite and entertain him, actually find him very irritating. It was obvious his English was so-so, yet still wanna "show" his veli powderful language, switched to Mandarin and he would switch back to improper English. A very pushy guy. He said he studied in Australia before blah blah blah. Anyway, he called me without telling he would be calling me, this is one rude move for someone I never met b4. M (online fren) knew this weird rule of mine, ie u must let me know u r calling me b4 u call me, and he did tell me he would let his friends know if he ever pass my number to them. So far, I had 2 of M's friends' number, this B just msg me out of the blue. I asked M just now, turned out M did not know him at all! Damn, smsed him to stop disturbing me or I would report police, ewww... Kanasai!

Yul has brains and brawns, I want to join his fan club!!! But dun have leh... HIs birthdate is on Valentine's Day... ah... so "lo-man-tic"!

My favourite Survivor: Yul

He's smart;
He's cool;
He's friendly;
He's sexy! Ha ha ha!

Was watching the Survivor just now, really peifu how he react to the game. Instead of using the finder to locate the arrow, he just spot the location through the cannon ball hole release. He was telling his teammates how he could spot the bount when he was hushed by the rest. Ke ke ke... Raro was leading first, in the end Aitu won. Yeah!!!

Good to be back home. =) My right leg is still aching from the matches (my style was to bend down and throw, so my leg ache instead of my arm, =D)

We made it to the semi-finals!

Making it to the semi finals was already a bonus, for we had only wanted to make it for 2 points, but semi-final secure us a 3 points! For the past years, we only had 1 point.

First opponent team, we won them 3-2, and I was one of the winning board, thank god coz my opponent was strong, and my first win was really lucky. There was a miscalculation of my scores, and after I corrected the umpire, I myself went to aim at the wrong scores, 20, which means double-10. I should aim double-15, and heng heng, 10 and 15 are just beside each other, so while I aimed at 10, my dart hit on 15, and heng I didn't pluck my dart too soon, and it took me a while to realise I won. Ha ha, opponent's face damn black coz I was trailing a lot behind her. Then she won the second game and I won the third, with a double-1 I think. The second team won us in a very disgusting way, coz the opponents was really bad, especially mine. I again, was the deciding factor for winning and losing coz my game was slow. My opponent, seriously, did not deserve the win, coz she anyhow throw, but then let her throw 出 一 个 春 天 , and I lost to her due to luck and not skill, coz it was obvious I'm better than her. Lost to her is such a disgrace, imagine I beat all the strong ones and lost to a 滥竽。Even my captain, who is her friend, said she's lousy lor. Can you imagine losing to someone who anyhow played? Wah liew! Really dulan! So we need to win the last match of the day before we could enter semi.

Third game was against the strongest team of all in our group, if we can beat them, we are secured to semi-final. My opponent was strong, better than me. But I beat her hands down with a 2-1, which was very good considering one of my dart spoilt. Wanted to win her 3-0, but she checked out while I was still deciding my checkout number. Seriously, if she had been composed during the sally-game, in game 1, she would have won, she couldn't hit the number 20, but hit on 5 and 1 instead (20 is between these 2 numbers), and I had 33 (19, 2 2). Phew!

During semi, we were against the strongest hall from the other group, they won every match lor. My game was totally disgusting with a disgusting umpire. My opponenet was already checking out, and I had not even checked in yet. She's too good, I couldn't catch up with her. She won the first 2 games, securing one board, I think she anyhow played the last game, thus I won. But that stupid umpire didn't see my checkout and was talking, I said, "I don't care, I won liao". The umpire needs one more spec. Then, it was a showdown, coz we both had 2 winning boards, in the end, opponenet team won and that guy shouted very loudly, "Checked!" and his whole team cheered!

We were the underdogs, and seriously, opponent team was scared that we would win, coz that meant the end of their overall champion. Anyway, we are very happy we made it to semi-final, for we had just wanted to score a 2 points. Scoring 3 is a very good bonus, and we were given the dart sets we had, all I need is a dart board now. Ha ha ha.

Ex-captain smsed me just now, he said, "Congrats in making it to the semi-finals! You guys are fantastic man.. finally got that elusive 3 points! could have been more, but this is already a great step forward :) Siqi, you're really at that level! How come you din show that when I was still around??? hah, anyway, really proud of you :)"

I'm proud of myself too. =)

A good start!

We had a good head start, winning the first 2 rounds. Could have win in round 3, but I lost (I was the deciding board). In round 3, both opponent team and us won 2 boards each, and I was playing the last game. Both the opponent and I had won 1 game each already. It was a close fight. I could have won the first game, coz both of us were down to 2 points, and time was up. If only I didn't become overconfident, we would have a sally-match, which was to see who threw the most points and I would have win her coz her darts were flying everywhere. Never mind, we won the last match of the day, beating the opponent flat by winning all 5 rounds. I thrashed the captain, wah ha ha ha. Had a double-1 showdown with her. Thankfully, in the last 9 throws, I checked out in just by first throw, thus winning her. Phew...
Today I was in good form... Won 2 matches lost 2 matches. Every match I had a double-1 checkout, which sort of help me to lose with honour for the losing matches, and also the crucial match to help me win. Double-1 is our "good fren", and today I kept por bee the surrounding with my 3 darts. Ha ha ha.
Tmr will be better! We need 2 more matches to be in semi-final! A breakthrough for darts team in the last 5 years!

Tyko luck for darts!!!

Either I am in super top form, else I am in super good luck streak. Darts training went well beyond words, I managed to clear my "around the world" within 2 hrs including break, which was already very good considering I was hitting the double region instead of the usual single region. Furthermore, my triple tyko today was too good, there was 3 darts at 3 seperate triple region, scoring a total of 97 points (3, 7 and 19) at one go. Woah! Triple 16 was one of my frequent area too! I scored a beautiful checkout of double 2 and double 19 in one set of game, winning beautifully. Shiok shiok shiok. I had the most triple-shoots for today. Hopefully I'm in this best form later at 1pm (1st match against hall 14). I CAN DO IT!!! Jesher kor kor said if we can fight into semi, he will massage for us free. Ha ha ha ha.

It has been raining for 2 days straight... sianz...

I weighed myself today, I'm very near to 75kg liao, woosh! Sleeping a lot helped coz it made me eat less. Ha ha ha. My face looks kinda sharp now... wah ha ha, the dimple resurface already! Hee hee hee hee. I just need to get rid of my spare tires.. but rain until like that, how to jog?

Birthday gift

Received my x'mas voucher not too long ago from Party World, now they just sent me my birthday gift. There are 2 vouchers for their rooms and cake, one free dish for catering above $500 and one voucher for cakes at Jack's Place. Hee hee... Shiok... Stupid Kbox never do the same thing... I think I'll only use the room one lor... ah.. Bliss

Vices: Drink and Smoke

Seems like youngsters (under legal age) nowadays like to "announce" to everyone they know that they smoke and drink as if it's a very hype thing to do. First was my cousin, whom did it for the very first time due to some r/s problems. Talked to her today and thankfully, she told me it was only that one time she did that. Anyway, I told her my fearful dream of her becoming a habit smoker and she smoked until her teeth become black. Ha ha. We just kinda laughed it off. Used to loath her when she was younger, now we can chat everything under the sun and stars. =)

Oh, then I saw one of my friend's nick saying she feel like smoking, but she's not a smoker yet passive. Er... Is she saying she's a passive smoker which is also means a social smoker, someone who smokes when people offer ciggie but usually doesn't buy ciggie to smoke?(I just realised passive smokers means 2nd hand smokers, which makes me one of them. lol) I think it is very the “叼”，you sad just say you sad lor, why say u feel like smoking... or drinking...

Personally, I have nothing against these 2 vices, coz I tried b4 also. Drinking is normal, coz I think you have to drink no matter where... and drinking some alcohol is good for health actually. As for smoking, it's a total no-no for me, I used to loathe smokers a lot, till I got into poly, I learnt to endure. At least some are polite enough not to smoke in front of us (non smokers). I had my first puff of ciggie sometime last year, eh... I don't know how to suck and inhale it, it was stuck in my mouth and then I puffed it out, so strictly speaking, my lungs is still clean just that my mouth is no more virgin lah. Ha ha... I think smoking spoil your taste buds, coz it somehow make my mouth numb numb tat time.

I am so astounded by Bryan Wong, he is so damn good with art. Being an Aquarius like him, how come I don't have art flair like him? (except when I was in primary school). LOL. Anyway, I've been helping my mum to cook these few days coz she is unwell. Wah ha ha.. cooking reminds me one of my 风光事 again, can't remember if I said before. There was this Aijinomoto cooking competition which I took part when I was in poly, together with PZ, and we won the 2nd runner up. Woah! Hehe... machiam I very good like that. It was a creative cooking competition, and only students under the age of 18 could take part. There was a total of about 10 teams, if I remembered correctly, and only 4 teams were age 15 and above. So it's not surprising that the young young kids lost coz they couldn't handle the wok properly and the competition was only like 30minutes? PZ and me did something that didn't require much cooking, and I think it was during the World Cup fever, so we did... Soccer Sushi! Pz even did a goal post and flags somemore, got Japan, Uraguay, Brazil and ... Can't remember. Heh heh. We didn't think we would have won, coz we thought our dish was too simple while the rest were like so cheem cheem to cook. There was this team of fellow NYPians from SHS which came up with pretty cheena name and dish, dunno wat dragon and phoenix, but they couldn't finish on time leh. Anyway, we stood pretty far away to see the prize presentation. Imagine how dumbfounded we were when they announce our team name, which was Frenz4Eva, so cheesy hor? They had to wait for us to squeeze past all the parents. Well, we walked away with a prize plate and a rice cooker each, which mum said is going to be my dowdry when I get married. Ha ha ha... Dig the pics out when I remember, lol.

Haiz... Fond memories... Feel old again...

Malaysia X'mas trip is cancelled.

Sad... We were so hyper over this trip, now it has to ben cancelled coz Ivy canot join us... Also good la... Can go work and earn some pocket money.

Finally finished my game, and now I'm all ready for the part 2. Woah!

Pretty outside, Ugly Inside

I don't mind your son's leg keep knocking me;

I don't mind your bag keep squeezing me;

What I mind is you don't know how to say SORRY!

Had an unpleasant train ride today. I was resting (with my eyes shut), sitting at the corner's double seats. An Indian lady sat beside me at Orchard station, then she got her son, who seems like 12 year old, to sit on her lap! I was on her left side, and her son was sitting on her left lap, so for sure, her son's long and flabby leg was brushing and knocking on mine. I shifted a bit. The son sensed my discomfort and stood up, and the IL ordered him, "Sit lah, what you doing?" The scene repeated a few times. The son would stand up when I fidgeted, and she would order him to sit back again.

Not only this, her bag was being squeezed out of her arm becoz of her son and therefore the bag was squeezed into my area. Duhz... She did not have the brain to get her son hold for her. And while reading the map, her hands hit me a few times... I was damn dulan, wanted to tell her, but since she was alighting in just another 2 stops, I endured...

She did not have a sense of privacy space; she did not have the nerves for feelings; she did not have the brain to say sorry to me and yet make it as if it was my faullt. I hope the father gave her a scolding coz from his view, he could see I was seriously unhappy. The lady sounded so refined, she spoke perfect English, yet her mind is so narrow and stupid. She's in the wrong yet she makes it like I deserbe that treatment. Duhz! From the corner of my eyes (I stopped resting after she knocked me like 3 times), I could see that "Hmpf!" look. Tamade...

IF I ever encounter, I should have the brain to tell them politely, and not endure, coz it is very bad for my health! >_<

Sick

Sick today... feeling very tired, stomach very weird, throat very dry and coarse, fingers burning, whole body feeling feverish, eyes machiam in hot water...

I blame the Pringles I gobbled over the week;

I blame my fren's Mac fries (I had history of eating Mac and got sick the very next day);

I blame my greediness of eating the very nice potato and luncheon meat mix fry (I cooked it);

I blame my intolerance for eating the char siew puff right after the potato (I ate an egg tart before the potato);

I blame the super hot sun between 2.30pm to 2.50pm at Queen's Street burning my whole body (Was walking from the interchange to office);

I blame the super cold aircon in SMRT;

I blame myself for not drinking more water (Mum was saying I had bad breathe yesterday at home after I fetched her, I thot it was due to long period of inactivity coz I was glued to my game)

Being sick is nice, coz U know how family cares... =) Tio meh ma si happy. Ha ha.

Going to sleep...

Bored

I'm bored at hall yet, I have like a million things on my list to do... Duhz...

What do u do when you are on a train or bus?

I daydream.

Daydreaming is the next closest to what I can achieve in reality.

I daydreamed about learning fashion design and tailoring, and I made tailor clothes for BBW (Big Beautiful Women)! In my daydreams, I had a successful online shop catering for them, coz not only do I design really pretty clothes, I made sure I know each and everyone's preferences and problems, such as they prefer tight fit or loose fit; do they sweat a lot or not, so that I can choose the most comfortable material; trousers or dress suits better for them; are they changing a new look? Blah blah blah.

The day dream felt very real, although it was me who made it up (unlike night dreams which you will get funny kinds, you know), but seriously, after giving some thought, it might work out, but maybe some 10 years later when I'm sick of working, then I fly to dunno where and learn fashion and design, then come back, use my savings start own business, woah!

I'm too obsessed with Project Runway le. LOL.

I think I better think for my life now, no point thinking of the future, furthermore, I'm not a very future person, as in think so far out.

Short term goals:

1. Jan: Lose 5kgs!
2. Feb: Lose 5kgs
3. Mar: Lose 5kgs!
4. Apr: Lose 5kgs
5. May: Lose 5kgs!
6. Jun: Lose 5kgs

3okgs in 6 months not a lot hor? One of my favourite daydreams too. LOL, I ought to stop snacking on Pringles... if I want to lose 5kgs. -_-"

Just blogging

Today I 友情客串，act as a camera man for the publications team. Luckily I was in charge of filiming the squash, therefore all I need to do is to stand still like a camera stand and shoot. Hee hee hee hee. Alyssa had asked for my help because I put "Bored at hall" as my MSN nick. -_-"

This nick brought a few troubles for me, heh heh. People asked me out or asked for my help coz they saw the nick, yet it was already a few days late and I wasn't online to change it, therefore most of the time I rejected the invites, then they would "complain" thought I was free mah... Paiseh paiseh...

Was a bit pissed when Momoren asked me to help clear and wash the cups, but being the position Momoren is in, I felt that it's not my duty to help her even tho I was in that position before. Never mind, just help lor. Then I saw Momoren didn't clear the cake wrappers, got really pissed. Was already not very happy when we have to share room with the other game players coz they kinda took up a lot of space, but bo pian, their competition is next week. So I just had to adjust myself lor, ends up kanasai lah, my scores. Anyway, the washing of cups and clearing of cake wrappers helped to calm down my pissiness, you people know how much I like clearing and cleaning lah. Heh heh, so in the end, I wans't pissed with anything liao...

I never realised how serious my myopia was until I saw my friend only 2m away from me, but what I can see is just a rough outline of her face, I couldn't even make out her features! She looked faceless! Seriously, if at night I were to go out without my specs, I will scare myself silly with ghostly thoughts. Ha ha. Talking about ghost, the security guard really scared the shit out of me by sitting motionless in the canteen, and to increase the effect, his uniform was white lor... Duhz...

I have to move out by this Fri, eh... a bit too sudden coz I had always thought I will be staying until end of Dec, so now I think I will have be a squatter next week. If Kaye come back and pass me her room key, lagi best lah, but then hor, I don't think she was in good mood just now leh... hmm.. wait till she comes to Singapore then see how lor... Asked her about the Penang trip, she said it wasn't much fun with only 2 days... Heng I didn't tag along, didn't know it was 2 days only...

I think I'm gaining weight instead of losing... -_-'' How?!?!?!?

I did a very sia suay thing today. I subconsciously pout my lips (very pout) during my nap on the train just because I dreamt that I was joking with my friends and so I pouted. In real life, I could sense my muscles doing the pout thing coz it was aching afterwards. -_-" win... not as winning as I subconsciously doing the kissing action I did when I was in Sec. 4... So weird, I don't talk in my sleep and I don't sleepwalk, yet I do all these silly things in my nap. Kaoz...

I'm such an idiot

coz I actually wrote my own sister's name wrongly, and to have a 7 year old point out to me. -_-" Win...

Now I have to rewrite her name again and...

I FORGOT TO PRINT MY IA COMPANY'S AND CONTACT PERSON DETAILS AND THE FUCKUP SYSTEM ENDS AT 6 DEC FOR VIEWING! WHAT THE HELL!!! Don't care liao, wait till IA briefing and see how.

Elwin never fail to surprise me with his demonstrations of Amway products, which I always find it hard not to believe, certain products were already been "verified" by usage. Amway's products are good, but the prices are even better, always kenna tempt, ha ha. He was introducing me this detox program which his own father had participated, and dropped a whooping 7 kgs in 3 weeks. So tempting hor? Hmm... tot could get someone to join with me, who knows she said "detox means cannot eat, sure lose weight what!" K lor, nothing to say already... I remembered Elwin told me that only the last 3 days need to fast only. Whatever, I told him we will catch up after X'mas coz I super duper busy with hall stuffs and personal.

While I was at the coffee shop with Elwin, there were 3 burly (fat and a bit big sized actually) young guys kept looking at us, maybe I'm oversensitive, "peeking" seems to be appropriate. Either I'm too cute or Elwin was, HA HA HA. Maybe they wanna hit on him, =P

Another week passed just like that... Haiz...

Busy week

My week is so super duper busy next week... Totally screwed up my initial planning. Duhz!

Had a K-nite with Belle, MZ, TW, Joelle, Ah Beng and his girlfriend, Ivy last night. This is the first time we saw Ivy, she is so pretty!!!!! Wah liew, Ah beng was so unlike him last night, the usual Hokkien Gua Ong was so paiseh leh, think must be because Ivy is around, try to act cool. Ha ha, but a leopard never changes its spots, he started to be more comfy towards the end already. LOL. Ivy is so demure, sweet and childlike, makes us (the other girls) so chor lor in contrast to her. LOL.

Weirdly, I didn't sing much, which was so unexpected, coz I was having this craving to sing. Oddly, I just followed them that's all. I had no idea what to sing, and I had no clue what were the songs available. Being in school for 3 weeks made a suaku out of me liao... Duhz... The only thought I had was a few love songs made me felt really forlorn, sad and moody. Wah liew... what the hell... I think I'm thinking too much already lah, ha ha ha.

My mum diao zeng 7 times just now during our mahjong session, but in the end, she wasn't the biggest winner, she was the biggest loser. LOL. I won the most at first, towards the end, left only 40 cents, my earnings. Anyway, the biggest enjoyment in playing mahjong isn't in the mahjong itself, is the fun, chat and talking cock, especially my mum, keep cracking dirty jokes. Ha ha ha. Buay tahan...

I'm playing for my hall darts, which is a bit scary leh... I was a reserve last year. This year, due to lack of participation, RL and I have to go. RL definitely will have to go for competition coz she's a strong player (she was the one who won every round out of the 5 players), but me? Diao diao diao, my standard is way too low liao. Damn stress... We are going to have 2 friendly matches next Wed and Thurs, hopefully I don't sia suay myself too much. -_-"

There was this incident happened last week which let me know that there are still kind and helpful Singaporeans. Diyumi wanted to buy some exercise books for her cousin, but the exercise books that were wrapped in a set did not have the square size she wants, but they did have it seperately sold. Being the stingy us, we asked if we buy 5, could they sell it to us at the set price, but they couldn't, weirdly. At this point, a teenage girl offered us her discount card. Wah, we were very shocked, surprised and touched. We didn't use her card in the end, but still, we were grateful for her kindness. Cutely, Diyumi thanked her, and this girl, Brenda thanked Diyumi back. Ha ha, then Brenda's friend said, "you should said 'you're welcome!', not 'thank you'." LOL, what an adorable pair of friends. This is just a small gesture, but it made our day seems much better.

Haiz... Why do good times move so fast? Exams were just over for about a week, but it seems much longer. Bleahz...

Sasxsek

Nope, this is not a typo error, what you saw is really Sasxsek.
What's this?
Well, during one of my mugging days, I got so super duper pissed with my EM waves, and out of boredom, I googgled for my name, "Siqi", to see what results I would get. I remember in the past (I am super self-obsessed with my name and this is the Nth time I search for it), I would get some yahoo results with regards to my secondary school's military band and there I would see hideous photos of myself doing a funny face, one of the Kym Ng's character during 成人杂志。
Anyway, while browsing through the millions of results, I chanced upon Sasxsek, which is an artificial (or constructed) language designed to be used as an auxiliary language which is simple to learn but powerful enough to cover the full range of human expression (source). Well, according to Sasxsek, siqi is an adjective, it has the meaning of stellar, astronomical, cosmic and starry.

SO DAMN COOL TO FIND MY NAME LINKING WITH MY FAVOURITE HOBBY AND THINGS!!! WHEEEEEEEEEET!

I also found some interesting ones:

• bat n. eight; [8]
• bu prep. against; opposed to; dis-; anti-; contra; in spite of (seems pretty much like our "no" in Mandarin)
• han proper n. Chinese; Chinaman (like the Han people hor)
• guan n. tube; pipe; duct; vessel (machiam 管hor)
• kopi adj. cut; sliced
• mafan n. trouble
• siqapura proper n. Singapore
• suan v. be sour; be tart (I'm quite sure they kop these from Hokkien, lol)
• teh n. tea (See? Hokkien right?)

Some are still English and then, the rest are those odd words that you dunno how to pronouce, like, iqglis which means English. Sasxsek doesn't use C and E, using K and I instead.

Pretty cool huh? But not simple at all...

Oversleep

Hee hee, so I didn't go and play softball. Just feel like sleeping...

Blouses! =)

Met up with Yanqi and Ivy today. Bless them, it was always fun hanging out with them, and we were planning for X'mas party at Malaysia! Yipee!

I met up Yanqi first at JP, and she was buying some clothes. Anyway, we headed to John Little after a late lunch, and at there, I tried 3 pieces of blouses, meant for Jia, coz I was telling her the blouses were nice and not auntie at all. Yanqi took the job of photographer. =)

These are the 2 I like:

This brown top was expandable and the sleeves aren't too tight. I think it match very well with jeans and could be a casual top and also double as office wear. I love the frills at the end of the it, kinda create a curvier me hor? Cost: $43

This purple top is absolutely lovely, I love the drape in front as it kind of hide my tummy. I almost want to buy it, ha ha. Luckily, I kept telling myself, "Don't buy, wait till you really slim down, there will be millions of clothes you could fit nicely and sexily!" Ha ha ha. Self-obsession. Ke ke ke. Cost: $33

How? You like it a not?

The Lake House

It's so nice!!! I know my review came too late, but I didn't catch it when it was showing mah. My fren sent to me yesterday and I watched, I think it was rather different from Il Mare, yet they managed to capture the essence of the story. Totally love it!

I don't know if the ending was the same coz I can't remember Il Mare's ending, but I thought the ending scene of The Lake House was very familiar, like from another movie. Very deja vu.

I had a lot of pimples on my chest lately. Very irritating... There were only a few at first, and with some on the neck, but today, I realised they are going to be many mini potentials break out on the chest. Too heaty? Could be, be snacking on a lot of titbits recently, especially Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. Plus, no exercise for almost 2 months!

I'm going to play softball later, yeah!!! Sun! Sweat! Sticky! Hee hee hee!

Stuffs and friends

So weird, now that exams had ended, I actually don't have a huge urge to blog, LOL.

Anyway, I was packing my stuffs on Sunday and found a lot of junks in my room. Many of them aren't exactly useful things, but I had kept them coz 我不舍得丢. Some things, you just have to learn to give them up, and yeap, I threw them away.

Behind my door has a space, so I had my plastic drawers hiding behind the door. Together with it, were some old junkies that I had previously cleared them out the last round, but due to my laziness, I didn't throw them away. When I saw it yesterday, I feared that I would throw away things inside regretfully, thus I did another check to make sure there are things that aren't suppose to be disposed. Surprisingly, there was none, although a few of them I would have want to keep them if possible, but I realised one thing. 没有看到， 就不会想念， 也就不会记得你曾经拥有过。How ironic, when you want to keep them in the first place, is because you see them, thus you remember them. But actually, once you have them store away, they are in that place and not in your heart, thus you don't even recall.

I think this apply quite a bit to friends. You remember them because you always hang around with them, but once you went in your seperated ways, you TRY to keep in contact through whatever possible physical means. In the end, both parties just drifted apart. Rather, friends who always met by chance on the road, on the street, in the school, in the market, or chit chat once in a while online, actually survived longer than those. I think that's because we remember each other in our hearts, and not in our brains.

I had 2 close friends in primary, and also the ones whom I bothered to write mails (snail mail) to them every week. We pretty much managed to keep in touch this way (don't ask me how come I never use telephones), till the internet started got hot, everyone turned to online, we gave each other our mails, and slowly, we don't bother each other anymore. And surprisingly, the frens whom I always bumped into at Yishun interchange, and later on at YCK MRT station coz both our schools were there, even though we didn't bother to call each other up, write emails,or even go out together, we remained very close. Ironic. So did my penpal, whom we faithfully write each other letters, and we even folded them very nicely. then, after exchanging emails, all these stopped. Haiz...

Now, with MSN, it seems to get pretty convenient. Just "store" them on your list, take a look when free, asked how he/she is. Then, silence for another few months. It's weird how technologies aided out communications and yet at the same time, men no longer communicate properly.

So funny hor?

Enough of these "mushymellow" stuffs. LOL. Did manicure and pedicure today, again. Wah lau, I thought the lady was pretty good, coz I saw how she cleaned every bottle of nail varnish with the remover, to clean off the dried up bits so that the bottle can be screwed properly. VERY THE GEK KAO, so I tot she would also pay attention to my nails. She did lah, dunno what she was trying to clip off on my right middle toe. I didn't take a proper look at the nails when I was in the saloon, coz it looked quite okay to me. When I left, wah liew, I realised my left thumb wasn't filed properly. THERE WAS A HUMP! Never mind it was like that, the big wind had to make my manicure worse. If there is wind blowing at ur newly polished nails before they are very very dry, there will be bubbles. And so did my nails lor, many tiny weeny bubbles. Sianz... feel like cleaning them off now. Shall just endure for a week, then remove the polish at home. Luckily I had choose a nude colour, so it wasn't that obvious. The other lady, who is sort of the owner (her father own the shop, and he looked Dai Kor Dai), did a better job. Shall ask for her service next time.

Shall sleep. *_*

My hair is straight now

My hair got so straight after I used the Prefers Silky Straight Shampoo. I had been combing them for the past one week, which was a taboo for curled hair, but it seems quite fine even tho I combed, maybe because I was using the shampoo and serum for curl hair. Anyway, I think the curls are gone for good now, but it doesn't really matter to me since I always tie my hair up in a bun. Plan to recurl them for CNY. =D So gonna keep the shampoo and serum, then next time I perm my hair, I won't have to buy their expensive shampoos. 250ml for $26, wah lau, damn ex. So I washed my hair once every 2 days when I was in hostel, must slowly utilise it. The serum is a much bigger bottle... so the price... er hem... but it has apple smell, very nice!

Everyone keep asking me how to plan this holiday, seriously, I don't know. I'm not the kind to make future plans, I usually take things at a time. Going abroad is out of my budget, that's why I didn't go Penang with Kaypoh Queen and Jap fren, Kumi, to visit Ex-roomie this coming Monday. Anyway, see Kaypoh Queen for 4 months already very sianz, holiday still see her meh.. ha ha ha, so scared of her nagginess. Anyway, I have my Astro week, programmers meeting for Engineering FOC 07/08, GL meeting for Hall 9 FOC 07/08 this month, will be busy still I think.

I was to give my Samsung phone to MUM coz her Motorola going to CMI le... Also good lah, can use back my Nokia which was abandoned soon after I bought it. Poor Nokia... LOL. Must transfer all pics liao... but then I think I wanna take one pic of the 3 of us inside and set as her wallpaper, hee hee hee. Dunno 3 heads can fit inside or not... LOL.

It's also time for me to catch up with old frens also, especially frens from secondary school and poly. Didn't see them for donkeys years le... Will call them sometime next week. =D

Shall go and sleep, later I have to wake up early and go market... :P

What a day!

I slept a total of 15 hours! Freak!

Then with just a cupcake, I managed to "dong" until 6pm plus and had my first real meal of the day. I wasn't really very hungry, just ate coz the meals looked irresistible, hee hee.

Was making myself useful after the cupcake. Cleared the notes piled on my table; took out those back blank pages; arrange my desk; fix the hook; take a look at magazines while clearing them away. Then online... dinner...

Kinda boring.

A few friends messaged me to go out, but I wasn't interested coz it's kinda "last minute". Furthurmore, I was clearing my stuffs (this is my hobby, hee hee) and didn't want to do halfway lah.

I had not had a coffee since I woke up and I'm having withdrawl symptons now. Mild headache, sleepy, keep yawning. Phew... I just need a month to kick this addiction. It took me three months the other time, coz the addiciton was for 8 years worth of caffein. This time round is only 1 year. LOL.

I remembered having a long list of things to do, but I conveniently left the list back in hostel. So, I cannot recalled much except doing some cleaning in the shelves and cupboard which I'll do it when I wake up early next time. =P

IA allocation results is out on Monday, if I'm not allocated to anywhere, I have to snatch the available slots on Tuesday, hopefully can make it. *cross fingers

Yawn!

What a week!

Finally, EXAMS OVER!!!! WHEET!!! And I won't be seeing them again until AUGUST 2007 coz I'm on INTERNSHIP! SHIOK! SHIOK! SHIOK!

3 papers in a week were so suffocating, and I had a headache just before my last paper, and to make matter worst, I don't take Panadol coz I'm allergic to it. In the end, I succumbed to the pain and took it, heng ar, only my legs were itchy. So I did my tutorials and scratched my legs at the same time, what a way to keep me awake. Actually this allegy, wasn't natural. My Nivea lotion and Panadol seemed to conflict, the parts where I put lotion on, would get exceptionally itchy after a Panadol. That's why I don't eat Panadol. Luckily the past 2 weeks I was too lazy to do my daily moisturizing, thus the effects appeared on my fat legs only. Anyway, Panadol is not good, my F&N teacher in my secondary school did a test and told us that Panadol would have this spike like thing coming out from the pill when dissolving which might prick your stomach, nothing very harmful lah, just drink more water lor. Still, Panadol is no-no for me.

Had been online since I reached home, and I realised I couldn't type a proper sentence without mistake, on MSN. My fingers need to do some "walking"... LOL. Log to my blog and saw so many protests on the tagboard. Anyway, as what I had told Hoon on MSN, "感激之言非一朝一夕之事，需慢功出细货"! So just wait patiently... =P

Something kinda weird happened before my second last paper. I was taking a nap on the bed and was about to doze off when I heard my mum shrieked at me, "Ah Qi, 你到底读有没有？！？" FYI, I was in hall and my mother was in Yishun. That perked me up and I managed

to study a bit more for my Maths.

Thanks to those who were concerned about my headache. I should have just 敢敢 popped the pill and scratched my limbs. Anyway, I just couldn't figure out the probabilities questions, which are no. 1 on my hatelist, so I think still can pass lah. I was damn worried last night that I felt like taking an MC for it. In the end, I SAT FOR THE PAPER! Thank goodness. I already anticipated 3 modules to flunk, so one module less to take after IA is good. =)

End with a happy note, I lost 2 kgs! Either the weighing machines is spoilt or I really lost the kilos. I choose to believe the latter! ^__________^

Sucky Thursday, and bad hair day.

Haiz... My last paper is less than 24 hrs to come, and I had not even started on anything! Woke up at 9am, slept at 11am again, -_-" Headache still won't go away.

Seems very little to study, but when I flipped da notes, SHUCKS! It's like there isn't time to cover everything, and I'm so confused where to start first? Prof A's or Prof B's? Grrr...

My mind drifted back to secondary school days again, when I tried to sleep just now (again, >_<), the part where I topped my class's Accounts Paper for prelim, 1st or 2nd (I can't remember) in school level, when everyone thought it would be Sham, the previous holder. Can you imagine how embarassing it was when Miss Tan was like leaving us dry and high with the top scorer's name and classmates were all saying, "Aiyah, must be Sham!" I was sitting beside Sham and I was also telling her the same thing, "Hey, you did it again!" My jaw dropped and flew out of the window when she announced my name, so did everyone's, whose eyes were all on me now. Everyone was clapping for me when I went out to get my paper. Sham was envious, but I told her, "You were the one who helped me created this miracle" (The line wasn't so drama mama that time due to my lack of skill of expresing myself, but I said something similar to that effect, I think it was, "without your help, I wouldn't have got it too")

I already created a hoo-haa when I topped my class EL Paper 2 (the comprehension) and the EL coordinator, of all things to do, had to announce every class's top scorer for that paper, in the HALL, where all Sec 4 and 5 classes were (we were to take our O'level soon, so we had mock prelim). Yah, friends from other class came congragulating to me. (Actually, I was 0.5 marks higher than Mandy, the all time English scorer. Anyway, my compo failed miserably and pulled my grade to C6, hiak hiak hiak!)

On the surface, I was paiseh and very edgy, kept tellling them, "by luck lah". Deep inside, I was secretly enjoying these moments. For these moments seldom appear in my life.

I can create miracles what, but these miracles comes with hard work and angels' help (Shah, Miss Tan, Miss Teo from NPS) Over here, even the angels are also too busy with their own school work lah. It's all down to oneself.

This post ought to serve as a bomb: No work, No pay! No pain, no gain! No study, no A! Not even a B!

Study time... I think tonight I'll be "Sleepless with Notes and Past Year Paper".

2dae esh a HAPPY dae! Whoosh!

Coz...

1. Finally, I did an exam module without feeling fear! I even finished all questions! Clap! Clap! Clap! Whoosh!
2. Ann Jie said I slimmed down! Yeah, eating 2 meals a day helped! I can feel my jawline too. Ke ke ke. Continue to slim down! Whoosh!
3. There are people whom I don't know supporting my blog! Wah! So happy and excited! Whoosh!
4. I had a nice Jap dinner, after 3 weeks of plain rice + veggie.
5. Only 1 more paper to go! Woosh!
6. Ann jie said how come 小燕大醉's (same sound syllabus) features grow the opposite way? Ha ha ha, 笑死我也!
7. Nice hair day. Whoosh!
8. Nice face day. Whoosh!
9. Project Runway showing later! =D

But then behind the scene...

1. Those questions that I dunno how to do, I did a rough outline of equations and derivatives. Those I know how to do, answer is wrong! Duhz! (Nair mind, prof will mark the paper with understanding de!)
2. I didn't eat the 2 meals willingly, coz I woke up in the afternoon, so I had brunch instead. If I woke up early, usually during exam day I will eat a heavy breakfast of bee hoon/mee with egg and luncheon meat with a cup of coffee. Meals doesn't include high tea at 4pm, an hour before my paper. =P
3. Ming wei is my split personality. Ha ha, no lah, he/she is real! Added this point for fun mah. See my previous post about thanking him/her! (Is there such a word thanking?)
4. The Jap dinner, was planned spontaneously, coz we/they couldn't decide where to go, then I had wanted to eat the Jap food at hall 14 ever since a Japanese fren said it's nice.
5. Other people are already celebrating their holiday, we are the pathetic bunch of people taking this particular module, which the exam is on the last day, last session of this whole exam period.
6. I was complaining to Ann Jie about Small-I-Big-Maof saying I will grow fatter, then when she asked how he looked like, that's how I describe in a fit of spite.
7. You realise how nice your hair is when it's moisturize in natural oil? Meaning I didn't wash my hair lah. It's not very healthy to wash it everyday anyway, since that I'm cooping inside the room almost everyday except meal times, so no dirty dust.
8. I wash my face everyday. HA HA HA. This is using my lung to talk, 废(肺)话！
9. Going to watch PR now. Siam!

Hi Mingwei

Thanks for visiting my blog. I'm sure you will be very happy that I dedicated this entry to you. Just one comment from you, is enough to send me to 9th heaven, even better than orgasm, whatever that is, lol. So I know you will be equally exhilarated to see your name for this entry. =)

你对我好，我对你好，大家都很好！

I don't know who you are, but I am so pleased, glad and happy that you like my blog. Do continue to support ok? You make feel like I'm Xiaxue! =D You know, with annoymous readers. (LOL, cheesy lines about being superstar! ^_^)

Of coz, I shall also take this chance to thank all those who had been following this blog faithfully. I know who you are. =)

Thanks!

P/S: I was so excited to see a new name in the tagboard, so I click on your name's link, thinking it will pop your email out. I forgot my flobber doesn't support emails addressing. >_<"

Do I really have the ability? 我不笨，只是不够聪明。。。

Haiz... Another gone-case paper. Just pray I'll pass. To some people, they felt that I did not put it in enough efort. How much do one consider enough effort?

I always start to question my ability everytime I failed to complete one paper with confidence (excluding that repeat module). Can I do it? If I can, then what exactly went wrong? Alright, I admit I was lazy at times, surf too much, blog too much, talk too much, eat too much, but I did study hard! Maybe not hard enough...again

Everytime I study, my mind would drift back to my secondary school days where my results were equally lousy, maybe a little better than now. O'level was every 16 yo's and 17 yo's nightmare. I recalled how hardworking I was, doing question after question. An L1R5 of 17 was not something I'm proud of, I'm proud that I was disciplined enough to study and pass all, considering I failed so many subjects during the 1st 3 years.

I want the discipline I had when I was 16, but I don't have the energy of a 16 year old. Moreover, the modules here are so overloaded. DOES ANYONE OF YOU KNOW OR NOT? Hmpf...

Maybe I should not "complain" so much, if other people can score well, why can't I? I just need thrice the dosage of effort, energy and engrossment into this course (EEE, ha ha, bad pun).

没有聪明人的智慧，就要有多点苦劳。没有苦劳，哪有收获？

I will and must work hard for year 4. Exam period = Laptop confinement period, then at least I can really concentrate on study. Maybe I should bring back my old self, when I was such a perfectionist, now I am so chin chai (always in "Bo A, B ma si ae sai" mentality.)

Sidetrack a bit, too engross in something is not very good for my heart, because I always got a shock when people pat me on my back or called my name, hor? Ha ha. And also, I think I can't write a serious and solemn entry, I just have to add in some bits of fun somewhere here and there. =P

SH, thanks for just now. Felt really better. I think I'm comparing with them in my subconscious. Was on the verge of T_T actually. Phew, luckily I hold back, if not I think very malu to T_T over such things.

My calculator screwed up again.

Chinese SMS

That day Jia smsed me, "大姐，你何时归来？HA HA HA!"

Wah! Chinese turned me on, woke up the sleeping poetic side of me. I took a good deal of 5-10minutes replying her this coz the chinese sms input in Samsung is lousy and words are limited:

心不在此处，人在

人不再暖窝，心在

心想归，人难走

时机未到， 不能归

明日想，但心又怕。

回家需等，新月到来。

And then I sent! Thinking she would praise me again for my powerful Chinese! Hee hee hee. Who knows, she only replied:

"So you not coming back lah!?!"

真是热脸贴冷屁股!

My original version:

心不在此处，人在
人不再暖窝，心在
心想归巢，人难离

时机末到，归不去
犹豫明日，忧难放。
何几何时，才回巢

人心结合，在新月

Because "巢" and "离" dun have, had to make amendments. Wah, I am so damn proud of myself. =D What a pity I did not display such flair during secondary school. I guess this is the kind when you are forced to write, nothing would come out. My creativity for chinese compo dried up when I was in YJ. I did such a stupid plot. Grr...

3 more papers!

Corny Advertisements

And by corny, I don't mean they have so many corns. Being the easily amused person I am, I was laughing at almost every ad I saw on tv during the 2 shows I watched just now. Let me bring you some of the classic ones:

Citigem: The no regret gem

What the kuku is no regret gem? I know there is Princess cut, Destiny diamond, Brilliant Star, What is No Regret Gem??? Machiam some along the road ah beng durian seller would say one. "Buy lah, this lulian good wan, eat liao you wun ligrat de! This durian no ligrat!"

They should stick to Joanne Peh and Fiona Xie's ad, so much more atas, about friendship.

The Wild Wild Wet-Ding

This is utterly stupid. The one who came up with this ad must be some horny guy who watched porn everyday. The lecherous look of the husband, and the I'm-still-a-virgin look of the wife, is enough to send us puking all over the TV set. And of all still got to add this one-liner: Are you ready? Plus that 2 looks again. Kaoz! *Puke

The dunno is Carlsberg promoting for Vivocity or Vivocity promoting Carlsberg or X'mas?

So far I only see Michelle Chia's and Tay Ping Hui's ad. I don't see the link between Vivocity and Carlsberg. I think the guy who did this ad really did a terrible job coz I dunno what he is trying to reach to audience.

Singnet's fattest and smartest (fastest)
Green guy says he's fattest. Red guy says he's smartest (or fastest?), then we see Singnet promoting online package of 5Mbps. Huh? And why did they use online game avatars? To attract gamers to sign up?

Courts X'mas KO sale

Dislike Jamie Yeo is one thing, disliking their ad is another. These 2 are mutually exclusive events. I did not dislike their ad because of Jamie Yeo (Should not have name little sis Jamie). It was already very insulting when they showed their magazine as some "hot stuffs" and there u see Jamie Yep half naked behind the sofa. The ad was aired sometime in middle of the year. This time round they have to dress her up as a Santarina boxer. And to make matter worse, this ad was showed last year too. Waste the airtime.

1/4 of the time was wasted on such ad for my TV sessions. Duhz!

Brilliant shot

The one who manage to capture this classic moment is brilliant. I looked like I'm sneaking on the mooncake. Should have post this for MAF, lol. This was taken last year. =) Beside me is one of my favourite neighbours. =D

Alright alright, I'm going back to mug for exams. :P

600 lbs woman

This lady used to be 600 over lbs, and drastically lost 400 lbs in 3 years, through a gruesome surgery of taking out her stomach and bypass her big intestine . Ewww... I think this is sort of equivalent to eating less food, since she does not have stomach to contain her food and intesting is useless for absorbing nutrients. Anyway, she has so much excess skin that it weighs about 30 kg. (I did my math and found out she's 90kg now, but judging from her size, i think she has that much amount of skin on her, >_<)

Plus she's over the golden age, thus her over stretched skin wasn't able to "bounce" back. No wonder when I was in primary school, the TAF teachers always says is easier to lose weight during young, because of higher 新陈代谢 (what's this in english, translater not working).

Suddenly think that 30kg in 3 years in too damn long. Hmm...

On another note, read someone's blog that she fast for 3 days, cool. I don't think I can do it, I'll cry if I don't eat, even an apple is good for me. =) Can't wait for exams to end sooner, then I can stop eating rice (no rice = no energy = no study for me)

BTW, the following video about the 600 lb lady contains explicit content and parental guidance is advised.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/217067/600_lb_woman_part_1/

Scary incident

My calculator almost screwed my exam today. I was just starting to use it and it gave me error for any simple calculations like 1 + 1. Wah lau, my heart almost stopped. I thought I would request for a calculator if the error persists. Heng, it works after changing mode altho I was in the same mode. I think the thunder scared the shit of out my calculator.

I tot the paper today was fairly okie, until someone told me his answer and I realised my careless mistake for last question! Shit! Never mind, 5 marks give Prof lim kopi. Then, ex-roomie said paper very tricky. Die, I'm in simple mode again. Then Ann Jie came over to borrow my clotheslines, asked her about the first question, she said she took 30 minutes, which is long by EEE standards, by normal for me lah, so I tot, "Okie, I am not paying attention to the question" -_____-"

I thought I could get a B, after realising my careless mistakes, I thought maybe drop to C, now I'm lucky if I pass. Shit! 4 days of preperation gives this kind of shit.

My day is spolit

Coz one uncle addressed me by "Hello! Young man!" when I went to buy drinks from him. Kaoz! 我哪里像男人？是我胖到没曲线吗？可是。。。我的前面很明显是女人嘛。。。真是ABCDXYZ！

Annoucement

Kan Cheong Queen is now officially Kaypoh Queen, coz she knew so much gossip till she even knows what size ur granny's pantie is. Seriously.

We all damn peifu with Kaye's knowledge of gossip within her block to my block, (okie, I told her one), to the degree of “上至天文，下至地理”. She knew which room are couple room, which guy got a lot of ONS and bring gals back to hostel and even know where she stayed. She dropped a big bomb on us when she told us something kinda bad about Ex-roomie's and my eye candy. Anyway, is nothing very big deal also, coz judging from his Swedish background, is no wonder that he flirts around. LOL. She even told us a couple living illegally in the girl's double, wash their bedsheet almost everyday, laugh until we pengz.

Lucky I'm not as nosey as them, coz I am much more nosey! I'm Si Mi Mai Zai. Ha ha.

Anyway, life is sure interesting with Kaye around. =)

Quote of the day: 只要是女人，男人都吃。不管是大鱼，还是小鱼，连fishball也吃！~Ex-roomie

Nose Patch...

is so wasted on me, coz my nose is too small and flat to fully utilise it. Most of it were on my cheeks, duhz. Dun seem to paste as nicely as Jia did. Even worse, not much blackheads were found, can see only 2 or 3. Either I didn't paste it properly, or my nose don't have blackheads. ^_^

At least one good thing about having some fats...

Today is a damn bloody lousy day: Woke up late and with a stiff neck somemore; hair still untidy after countless attempts of tying and sacrificial of thousands strands; knocked my gum while brushing (ok, I made this one up, 3 events seems more eventful, hee hee)

Anyway, since I woke up late, I reckon the study room would be full, so I didn't bother to go up there. However, by noon, it was getting stuffy in my room and I couldn't concentrate. Plus the fan kept blowing my notes, very irritated. So I decided to join my fren in the study room, who said her fren had "chop" a seat for another fren and I could take it since her fren hadn't come yet.

Feeling very sticky, so I went to take a shower. When I came out of the shower, walking back to my room along the corridoor, I fell down, like this:

One hand holding my shower items, and the towel over my shoulder and stunned for 3 seconds. Damn graceful siah! Ha ha.

The ironic part is it wasn't my cheapo slippery slipper that caused the slip, it was my left foot. Think too oily liao...

I was walking walking walking, then the left slipper slipped out; thus left foot was bare and wet too. When I want to turn back and get the slipper, that's where I fell. >_<

Luckily I wasn't wearing my specs so I couldn't recognize anybody further than 1m away, there were people there okie. Damn paiseh.

Second lucky was I had enough fats on my bum to act as cushion, thus minimize the impact of the fall. Else I might have hurt my spine hor...

Slimderella

Saw this comic from Michelle's blog. Totally agree coz I was a victim before. Sigh!

I really love the last part of the comic where it says about being healthy slim. So to those who are concerned I would become too obsess with dieting to become "pretty", dun worry ya, I know the limit of my "prettiness", definitely not sickly stick thin. I support the BMI system one.

Currently, my BMI is 32, which place me in the high risk of heart disease and diabetes. I almost kenna diabetes when I was younger, as in the sugar level content in my urine was damn high. I was ordered to eat less sugar and salt and drink more water. To a young kid, that was as scary as going to hell. Anyway, I was to lose my fats since young, but this program just can't get into my head.Now, the reasons to want to lose weight are to feel and look good, but my rule of thumb is not stick thin. Anyway, got fats = got tits. Ha ha. Joking.

What's BMI? For a healthy range of 23, it means 23kg/sq metres, A BMI difference of 1 is approximately 3 kgs. My goal is to be 50kgs, which will probably take me 3 years, taking average 1kg/mth plus some stagnant period, that seems like a bloody long period. The BMI will be 20 which is in the mid of healthy range. We always take the "enough or not enough" by our standards, which is different for everyone. Like I think 48 is a bit low for 165cm, but other fren think otherwise (she's 48kg for her 169cm frame lor)

Anyway, to my fren who is trying to hit 40kgs, well, I think you look very good already, don't be so obsessed with the comment that "you grew fatter". Have you actually thought you look better with a little more flesh? Why make "fatter" as negative? It works positive on you! Just my worth of thoughts, not forcing you to accept. I understand coz this is just like people telling me I look very good in 80kgs, no need to lose weight. I would be damn pissed also. Ha ha. But then, I would gladly donate 3 kgs of fat to you. =)

不是好像， 根本就是“八”掌脸!!!

SIGH! I'm so afraid to go home, coz I'm scared my family can't recognize me. I'm ballooning at exponential rate. I can't feel any jaws, except fats; I can't feel any pathetic waistline, only lards; I can't see my neck, only my chin; I can't see my eyes, only lines; my cheeks looks stuffed, even tho I'm not a hamster; I can't take in any oxygen, without having to having to sigh loudly.

SIGH! This is getting very terrible, I must have sigh at least 50 times today, as if I'm forlorn. I felt stuffy in my chest, thus I kept sighing. Must have scared the shit out of Tiff's bf yesterday when we meet at dead end of the corridoor and I was letting out a long sigh...

SIGH! I feel very depress about this, depression suppose to have sever weight loss right? Good, must think more negatively, then I will lose my appetite then I will lose weight. Seeing Ann is good motivation, she used to be 60+, now I think she's only 45, her arms are so thin, like Ex-Roomie's.

SIGH! I want to be an vampire now so that I don't my reflection in the mirror.

SIGH! Friends should not console me with too much such as "You don't look 80kg to me" or "You look good now" or "You don't look very fat what, got people fatter than you" or "Exams will make you thin". Seriously, how much can I lose during exams? I know HL lost about 4kgs tat time, but I think the 4 kgs were transfer to me instead. I already hit 80, so afraid that I will gain more when I go home and weigh myself. (KY's machines show I'm 79).

My arms are as heavy as a baby, my thigh are as thick as a woman's waist, my waist is as big as a Ferrari wheel. What am I? A freak.

Good, can sense depression setting in. SIGH!

(Scrooge X Poor) + Lazy = Innovation

I think people who came up with innovative products such as the Segway are lazy people. They have no money to buy car so they came up with Segway, ha ha. I think Segway cost a quite a bomb to move at such rate. :P

Anyway, my main point is being a lazy person (not usually lazy, exams stress lah) recently, I don't feel like washing my bra by hands, but if I were to wash them in machine will spoil the elasticity, even tho now the washing machines do not have the centre pole in it (think the bras will get entangled in it?) Anyway, not convenient also since I don't have a pail. But I don't want to buy the laundry bag, coz cheap one is lousy and the good one may not be good and still expensive. So in my desperation (no more bras to wear soon), I came up with this:

All done with 2 wires and an old T-shirt. =)

Courtesy of Giordano.

BTW, su-la isn't a very nice word for a pretty boy. He's just a little timid during ghost walk lah. =D

I think all NIE students are bloody rich, with the allowance MOE gave them. My friend sign a nail art package which costs $800 for 6 mths I presume, O_o, $200 I already xim tia... I also presume the payday Michette means is the allowance day, coz I never see anything her blog about work other than her school work leh... Our study loan is just a mere pathetic of $2500/year, but the difference is they are mortgaging their service for 3 years with MOE lah... Still... I think I wanna apply bursaries, my friend said quite easy to get. Will check it up after exams. Wah, today blog non-stop. Time to get my laundry! =) And get my ass back to study. =(

Chey!

False alarm, the successful thingy did not appear, but my blog was published. Phew, scare me! Chey!

Roar!

Roar! Blogger eats my blog! I forgot to save!!!

Kaoz!

Less than 3 days to my 1st paper, a killer module, and one more on the next day back to back (Looks like I only have the back-off period to sleep). Am so overloaded with the filters, capacitors, common collector, common base, common emmiter, Zener diodes, Bode plot, motors, 3-phase, armature, voltage, current, impedance blah blah blah and it continues...

Jia is evil, read about what they had back at home, So now no more complains about cooking good food only when I'm at home hor? Think you all ate better than when I'm at home. Sobz... I have damn bloody good appetite during exam (stress eating disorder), the only decent food in my canteen is mix veggie rice (low cost and better), I'm finishing every bit of it and I think my face is blowing up like a balloon. H-A-I-Z!!! Anne, my neighhbour and coursemate, used to be fat too, now she is slim, even slimmer than when I first knew her. Well, no shit about it. She JOGS almost EVERYDAY, 风雨不改, and she only eats half of the rice in her plate. No wonder she is so thin slim. (I just ordered a peanut waffle, and I had my dinner an hr ago, -_-, ha... lost weight like real, duhz!)

I think I shall blog about how miserable is to be fat everyday, then I will be motivated to go and lose weight. Ha ha.

Starting today:

If I'm slimmer and prettier, I can get to know a lot of 帅哥s，or even better, I am so chio until all horny guys wanna get close to me. Ha ha ha ha! So siao hor! But then actually, I really feel like making myself slim now, so that I will be more confident and then I can approach to get to know him:

Putting the biggest as big as my ass picture of him. *Drools

This's the guy on KFC's latest commercial, with so many pussies cats around him, dying to get their paws on his fish burger. My first eye candy in NTU. He was also in Oli's new MTV, "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me" (pic above). He's not the very handsome kind, but he's very charismatic. Although he's cute looking, he's quite a su-la (coward) sometimes. But nair mind, I do not want him as my bf. EEE is too pathetic for me to have any eye candy.

Ah... got your attention, how I know he's su-la? Coz...

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OH MY HOLY MOO MOO OLD COW! (HEE HEE) HE HAD HIS ARMS AROUND ME! *faint

He's an exchange student and he was in JT's OG during the FOC. Heard about his malu story from JT for ghost walk and some other events. He got much attention from us being someone foreign (a Switz dude). Now, you must have another burning question in mind. Since I knew him (assume from the pic taken), why do I still have to approach him?
*Double HAIZ* Coz I do not really know him personally, not even a Hi-Bye friend. Pathe-----tic! I was too shy to cast a friendly smile when I saw him in study room. Anyway, Ex-roomie also drools over him. Ha ha. Anyway, just an eye candy, the best thing about school so far.

Back to kiam pui, I need to detox badly. My skin is turning dull and rough, my stomach is getting bloated, despite having good bowel movement. Think I can't churn the rice fast enough siah... So scared to see myself in the half-length mirror in my room, coz the lards is spilling out terribly. And my face, HAIZ HAIZ HAIZ, 名副其实的“八”掌脸.

Disclaimer: Eh, before you all start thinking when did I become flower idiot, actually I'm just blogging to destress and I want to write something interesting, so happen that this just flow naturally as I blog. Not haolianing that I take pic with him hor, a teeny weeny bit lah. Ha ha. This is just like saying "Joanne Peh is from my hall" kind of thing, ya know? =) Talking about her, I think I'm staying in the room she stayed last time leh. Ha ha ha! Making a lousy guess only. =D

Oh Gosh!

I weighed myself just now and saw that I had hit the big 8 again!!! Sucks...

打击 A big blow

I met a poly fren in my hall's canteen just now, and so we chatted, catching up with each other's life. He just came in here as a 2nd yr MSE student. Thus, as a senior, I was telling him how to survive here lah, although he spoke most of the time.

Then our topic diverted to poly frens as whom do I still keep in contact with. As a typical guy, he was commenting my fren Di become more chio, saying something she was very fat in the past (-_-, as if he's any better). Then we came to what course I was in, I replied, "EEE". His answer was:

"OH! No wonder my fren said the gals in triple E very chui"

Chui means something close to "cannot make it" + "disappointing" + "wah lau eh"

He could have be more sensitive, couldn't he? WHY MUST HE SPOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT AFTER MY REPLY?!?

This is getting too much. First I was label Doraemon because I am round, short and fat. Now my fren judge the gals in EEE are "cannot make it" kind just by me alone. WHAT THE HELL/FUCK/KUKU?!?

Buay tahan liao lah!

Pig and exams

*I've been in hall for only a week, but I felt like I have been here for months.

*The first paper is on 15th Nov, follow by another paper on the 16th. I have so much stuffs to digest and I'm sleeping like a pig the past 2 days. Shucks...

*My room looks weird without any food, so I stocked it up with 2 cup pasta, 2 cup hor fun, a fun pack of 10 Mamee Rice stickes (Cheese), Super 4-in-1 cereal and a can of milo on Thursday. Now I'm only left with the cereal, milo and 3 Mamee (gave 3 away, so I ate 4). Shitty... I am eating like a pig.

*Attended Wynter's 21st birthday chalet yesterday. Took 1.5 hrMRT ride from Boon Lay to Pasir Ris, out of the 1.5 hr, I slept 1 hr and study for 30 mins only (I took my notes with me). Power, slept my way back from Pasir Ris.

*I'm getting very close to Blackie, or she assume tat I am getting close to her. Eww... Must avoid her like plaque liao, she can't stop finding me. Of all people, she wants to sit beside me. Hmpf...

*Must burn 24 tutorials and maybe 10 past years by 15th Nov. Stylo, I shall sleep less le.

*My head hurts or I feel sleepy whenever I have to study.

*Behaving like secondary school kids with project friends. They can't stop calling me Doraemon. Grr... Took it further with the "Scissor paper stone" and "lend a helping hand （伸出援手 ）" joke. I feel like a stupid pig...

Die...

Something happy: I have 906 songs in my lappie. Whhhoottt! Thx Jenny. =D

I FOUND ANOTHER STRAND OF WHITE HAIR!!!!!

Sob... Sob...

I'm getting fatter, uglier, older!

Left side

Sucks, my little left toenail also broke. Sob...

Hello? Are u from africa?

I dun understand my friend, so thin le, yet want to kiam pui over a "U seem to gain weight"comment? How do they define fat? How do they define pretty? 45kg for a 160cm frame is not good enuff?!? Must be slimmer, 40kg is the best?? Then me how? 80kg for 158cm? Who needs to kiam pui more? Don't give me the "you are born like that" excuse. Seriously, 40kg, machiam a bag of bones, hollow bones. Haiz... I hope she does realize that number does not says everything about fat or thin. I'm kinda worried for her health. She already looks stickly thin, if waist is what you are bothering with, work on tat area, not the whole area!

Haiz... Gals...

无奈

我亲手把你死送入虎穴， 眼睁睁看她把你一刀两断。

请相信我的无奈，我真的不知她会如此对你。

一切发生的太突然，我也不知所措。

5 年的感情，就那么断了。

我的心淌着血，为你流

我的眼忍着泪，是为你哭

永别了，小灰！

我对你一见钟情

为了你我移情别恋。

我铁了心，挥别旧爱

收拾心情， 迎接新欢

蓝蓝的外表， 不是忧郁

新颖的造型， 感觉年轻

Welcome！ =P

但你也未免太容易被刮花吧！#$%&*#$

Damn it

My little toenail broke just now. Damn sad, took one year to grow till such length leh. Sianz... no need to visit my manucurist liao. No nails for her to trim already. For those unintitated, my little (as in the last small toe) nail was way far too short coz I used to cut until so short till it looks like there was no nails. After a year of school which makes me too lazy to play with my toe, the nail grew long and nice, better than the horrid nails last time. Now it chipped off, looks so bare again. Haiz...

Need to study for quiz later. Sleep too much today, even miss my lectures which I had initially wanted to spend it on study. Hope I get an easy quiz later. =)

White Hair

I traced a strand of white hair which I thought it was my hair color from long long ago. Sensed somehing was amiss when the blonde (looks like highlight under bright light) section was never ending, then I pulled it out and saw a shiny silvery/gold strand.

The last time I had white hair was when I was 17, thinking too much about my future. Eeks... What have I been thinking these days? Definitely not much about sch work... Must be the Xiao ding dang thingy, -_-"

Exactly 2 more weeks to go for 1st paper. Bleahz!!!

In hall

I'm back to hall after a long long wait. Took me 2hrs to settle down coz the room was really really really dusty. Eeks.

Hungry now.. Craving for the hor fun eaten during dinner. -_-"

The Letters

The Letters

Created by NYP students. The song is very nice.

Still Lala my time..

I can't stop myself from thinking this "Am I really 圆圆， 矮矮，胖胖?" It is doing an infinite loop inside my brain. Grr...

I still have not touched my other modules, and the more I think about it, the more I am so lazy to move back to hostel coz I felt I am running out of time!

And talking about hostel, I need to clean the bloody room lah! So where got time? And I have to think of what necessity to bring. Maybe I will chunk everything on Tuesday, ask Lao Pa to drive me. Haiz...

No. of hrs for TV per week increase to 3, coz I forgot about my "Ghost Whisperer". =)

I must study I must study I must study

Great, my friend's single room is finally settled, I will move in tmr or maybe Sunday, and then is really going to be mugging week.

Exams coming in 19 more days... and I'm only 20% done, sucks. Been sleeping like only 4 hrs a day, yet nothing much done. Duhz...

And Survivor couldn't have come at a better time lor, it's airing today. Nvm.. I will only watch like 2 hrs of tv every week in hall... Adhere strictly to my time table from now. Jiayou!!!

I hate myself

Urgh! I hated myself suddenly! Lousy! Why do I say things to make people angry!!! Kaoz...

Exam stress setting in. Get out of my way pple! I will bite your heads off if you distrub me at the wrong time, at a time which I dunno also.

3 more weeks to EXAMS...

Shit, I wouldn't felt that the exam date was so near until my fren put up"22 more days to exams". Serious shit, I still can't install exam fear in me to get my butt start studying more. I did study, but soon, I'll start doing other things like reading book. Read book? Sounds better than online MSN chat or watching TV right? But then hor, if the books I read were titled "Electromagnetism Theory" or "AC circuits and machines", the time spent would be utilised well, but I'm reading Enid Blyton's stories! Wah biang!

Just got hooked to the children stories. Couldn't resist to stop taking one book with me whenever I go "deliver cakes". Hee hee.

FYI, it took me one whole day to do just one pathetic tutorial. I was stucked at a question for a very long time coz I was looking at my illegible handwritten answer instead of the printed answer. Thus, I harped on the question for 4 hrs coz my handwritten answer was wrong, well not exactly wrong, just can't see the "dot", answer is 10.6kVAr, mine was 106kVAr, so.. ya., mo-mo the 4 hrs thinking where did I go wrong. Shit!

How to lose 12kg in 1 month!?!?!?!?!

I read a fren's blog, she's dieting now and her latest update was 12kg, in ONE month! How the hell did she manage to do that?

Hey, don't worry, I'm not going to be so psycho and make myself lose so much in a month. I go for healthy means okie. Although I had been curbing my appetite and excercise, but all these stopped when exams come in. So now I'm back to round one (not square one)

My old plan was to lose like 1 kg per week, but then after 3 kgs lost, suddenly got a lot of parties to attend.. hee hee, so.. erm.. my weight stopped dropping and then, quiz week came and then, erm you know, food is a good way to destress. Ha ha.

I'll be going for IA in Jan next year, maybe that will be a good time to really get myself into good shape, 20 kgs in 8 mths? Can lah hor, 30 kg even better. Then when school starts in Aug next year, wah, big transformation leh! Hee hee hee! This shall not be just another "talk only no action"! I must succeed! Hmpf! Coz I was "motivated" by this remark!

It was like this. I crashed Wynter's lecture to enjoy the air-con and meanwhile, copy tutorial solutions. Sitting in front of us were our 2 project mates, BS and Crapper. Then I was addressing a tutor by the nick of "Xiao Hu Zi (Little Moustache)" althought he does not have one, but dunno how, this nick just stucked on him for my case when I talk about him. So we started the conversation of nick. Crapper asked what nick I gave BS: Small Eyes or Big Mouth. Coz he really is! Anyway, he's not pissed about it (they are crappers, so thay can take any craps) and still joked that having a big mouth is good, can take in more breathe. I corrected him and said we breathe thru our nose most of the time lah. Then BS asked what nick I gave Crapper then: White Hair. This is nothing original coz I never really gave him one, just popped out of my head. There's another guy whom I called him Metal Teeth, for kinda obvious reason. Then Crapper said, "You know what nick BS gave you?" I raised my brow and asked, "What?" Can't believe my eyes that these 2 guys sitting in front of actually so 3-8 one. Both of them laughed (giggled more likely), before they return their composure. Then Crapper said, "Doraemon" I was astounded, "Why?" Crapper replied, "Coz you are 圆圆， 矮矮，胖胖"

WAH！！！！！！！！！！！！

Damn sad, so I must 积极 lose weight! Size M, you shall see me!

Talked to A and felt much better about the bochuping him. Although he didn't really mind, but is good to get it off so that I'll stop thinking about it. =)

Prof Funny

Update: This clip is spreading like fire in youtube. No need to fast forward liao. =)



Last year I posted this entry about Prof Funny showng us funny comments written by seniors. Action speaks louder than word: We got movie clip! Check this out pple, fast forward to Slide 65, 41 minutes onwards! =)

Have a good laugh!

BTW, how on earth do those crazy women lose 10kgs in 2 mths? That's like 5kg per mth and 1 kg per week?!?