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Friday, December 28, 2007

I am disappointed...

I did not manage to maintain my average of C and Ds this time. Damn it.

I only got 1 D and 5 Bs! Ignore a few "-" tho...

有够 TMD 的。。。

高兴!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Most exciting day of my NTU life!

We got 2nd!!! First time in Hall 9's darts team history!

We had 2 more prelim matches before the semi-final round, against Hall 5 followed by Hall 3. Before the start of the game, my very zai Hall 2 opponent wished me good luck, so nice! We won Hall 5, thankfully because their girls were reserve players, although my opponent tyco checked out in the first game, but I won the following 2 games with my favourite number, 32. We are already guaranteed a spot in the semi-final by winning them.

Still, we have to thrash with Hall 3 for the last prelim round. It was more of a warm-up coz we believed that we would meet them in the final (Our spirits were high and we felt that we could win Hall 1). Sadly, my opponent won me by all 3 games, because she checked out first. I was on the check-out also, but she beat me to it.

Our opponent for semi-final was Hall 1, which I played it very nervously, my hands were trembling. Thank goodness, I won the first 2 games, so that gave me an edge already. I want to win 3 sets, but in our final game, we both trying to check out a double-1, and she did it first! Never mind, last round already, let her win. Heh heh. Still, we beat them 5 boards!!!

We met Hall 3 again in the final, and it was nail-biting round. I was thrashed by my opponent, yet again. 3-nil. Wah lau, I could have won the 2nd game if I did not calculate wrongly and pull out my darts so fast! I had a 48 score remaining, so I could do a nice shot of single 16, followed by double-16. But my darts hit a score of 43, which I calculate wrongly and I tot I burst the score, that's why I pulled my darts out. So I was left with 5, which was neither here and there. So my opponent checked out before me! Last game was pathetic, she finished the game even before I checked in! Malu siah.

We lost to them by only a board, a very close fight! We still got our medals, just that we won't have our picture on Hall 9's hall of fame, that's all. =)

Oh yeah, after 2 exciting days, I still have to meet my nemesis: Exam results! Gosh...

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Darts competition

Tiring day.

Our first match was against Hall 16, and we beat them 4 boards (meaning 4 people out of the team won). I won my opponent by 3 games. Heh heh heh, we were very friendly to each other.

The second match was against Hall 14, which we lost by a single board (they 3 boards we 2 boards). I lost to my opponent, only winning one game, the last game. She very cool, so I also cool cool, didn't talk to her.

Third match was against hall 13, which we won by 3 boards. Yet again, I lost, winning the last game. Wah lau, she damn tyco lor! Anyhow throw de! Damn pissed! Heng we had already won 3 boards, else I will feel very bad about losing.

Fourth match was against hall 2, which we won 3 boards. I was the deciding board, unknown to me lah. Still, I beat my very strong opponent 2 games. It was a heart racing game coz I wanted to win badly and our scores were so close to each other. The first game she won with a higher score because we had to do a sally match due to equal score at the end of 15 minutes. So I fired up and won the last 2 games. Phew! She was damn cool lor, before the actual game, I was warming up, and when I turned around, she was already standing behind, getting ready to throw, and her pose very "nice" lor. Her left hand was behind her back with the darts, and she would use her right hand to get the dart then throw. Looks like a discipline mistress.

Last game of the day was against Hall 11, and we beat them 5 boards!!! Which mean the players in our team all won! My opponent was strong, and she won the first game by checking out a score of 79 which left me very stunned! I was still lagging behind in about 100 odd leh! I checked out the second game earlier than her. Phew, tying the score to 1-1. The final game, she lost her cool and she was still checking in while I was already checking out on score 16. She started anyhow throw, really anyhow throw, till she suddenly tyco check in, and within 5 minutes, she brought her score down to 11! I was still hanging to checking out 8. The despicable me deliberately asked the umpire how much time we left, which kind of cause her to panic, coz she had an odd number, while I had a better chance at checking out 8. Thank goodness, I checked out in the last minute, ending the game with a nice score of 5 boards!

Our first game tomorrow will be against Hall 5, follow by Hall 3. If we can win Hall 5, we will be guaranteed a spot in the semi finals! We can do it!

Our assistant recreational secretary was very nice to help us buy dinner and treat us some Fruit Tree orange juice. But he incurred the wrath of our canteen auntie when he blatantly shouted across to the other side, "I'm going to Canteen 2 to buy dinner, who wants?"

I heard that the Auntie's face was very black.

Monday, December 24, 2007

A true boyfriend " or "what a boyfriend should do

Saw this in Friendster bulletin. I wasn't believing the "send this in the next 4 minutes" thingy, this kinda touched my heart, that's all.

When she walks away from you mad[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your mouth[ smile...then kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you[ hug her tight ]

When she starts cursing at you[ say i love you ]

When she's quiet[ hold her hand and ask what's wrong ]

When she ignores you[ act cute so she'll notice you ]

When she pulls away[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst[ tell her you love her and she stilllooks amazing ]

When you see her start crying[hold her...ask her what's wrong]

When you see her walking[ approach her..give a kiss on thecheek. ]

When she's scared[assure her you're not goin to leaveher ]

When she lays her head on yourshoulder[ tilt your head too..and hold herhand ]

When she steals your favorite hat[ let her keep it]

When she teases you[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time[ reassure her that everything isokay ]

When she looks at you with doubt[ Back yourself up ]

When she says that she likes you[ she really does more than you couldunderstand ]

When she grabs at your hands[ Hold hers and play with herfingers ]

When she bumps into you[ bump into her back and make herlaugh ]

When she tells you a secret[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin[ she wants you to read it ]

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you:
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up
- Treat her like she's all that mattersto you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
•Call you.
•Kiss you.
•Love you.
•Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or "what a boyfriend should do
You all don't have to post lah.

NYP BBQ gathering

Below are the photos taken when we were at Belle's house for BBQ. All the 4 photos below were sort of like finale, you know, had our stomach filled, got nothing to do, people wanting to go home, so we took pictures! Earlier during the BBQ-ing, I was lamenting how come we didn't take any photos during any of our gatherings, and then Mr. Botak whipped out his camera borrowed from his sister with dying battery. As usual, he wasn't spared from my suanings. Diyumi, thank goodness you weren't there. He was as usual, giving me 1001 reasons when I asked him why, like "Why did you bath when we are going to have BBQ, still gonna be smelly what?", and he started explaining the from the morning what he did. Wah lau eh.


I looked super ravishing after a steamy bath from the BBQ. LOL.


Somehow, people just don't grow up, do they?

These 2 photos were taken using Qiyou's camera after Belle's sister, who took the photos for us, commented that the photos looked blur. So tadah, Mr. Macho flashed his camera.


These 2 buggers, should have took out the cameras long ago. Anyway, I had took a lot of pictures on the post-BBQ, like washing the grill, washing the floor. Stupid Botak took them out when he sent us. I shall bring my own camera next time.

I was quite the active one that night, I BBQed, I took random and candid pictures, I talked a lot, and surprisingly, I didn't eat much, but I was already full from eating the marshmellows afterward. Sigh, missed the days of poly life.


Merry X'mas everyone!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Shiok shiok shiok

I won $14.20 in mahjong just now, biggest winner! Wah ha ha ha
Then I used that $14 to return Belle for Ah Beng' s and Haoxin's birthday presents. -_-'''
Wah lau lau...

I'm so gonna "extort" presents from them next year. Mu ha ha ha.

Waiting for the pics of the gathering to be delivered into my inbox.

I felt my life was hanging by a thin thread when I took a free ride home in my friend's bf's sports car. He was speeding at 130km/h!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Smart Sis

When I was 8, I only know how to watch TV and changed video tapes.

Jamie could change CDs, log into my computer and type Hanyu Pinyin. Not only that, she translated my post on the white gold earrings to my Mum that, "我为了那 $100 的 earrings 睡不着". Where got?

I hope she won't translate the previous post on my haircut to my Mum.

New guy

It's been a long time since I last did it, almost 4 months ago. It felt like my first time, for this guy was new.

Nervous, fear, excitement all rolled into one. Stomach churned very badly. I was very curious about his skills, never mind that he wasn't great looking (the last guy I had was so cute looking, hee).

He was very gentle, be it the way he talked or touched.

I felt safe, and perfectly at ease, when he fiddled my hair and asked, "How you want it?" You know how awkward some guys can be when doing such things? Some don't even look into your eyes!

Even though I couldn't see the confidence in his eyes coz I was blind (I didn't wear my specs coz it will hinder his performance), I knew he could do a good job and make me smile.

We took almost an hour, which was rather slow. But hey, I like it slow! ;) Too fast will make me think he's rushing to go home and not doing his job well, you know.

At the end of everything, I was stunned. I never knew that 3 inches could be so long.

Still, I love the new look of my hair. It's straight again! Wo ho ho ho.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Shitty Shitty Shitty

I felt like my hair is exactly like Medusa's dead snakes: limp & lifeless, and that make it horrible. My fringe no longer fell down like a nice bang, but auto sweep to the side every morning like the weirdo ang moh in my hall. Just endure 2 more weeks and I'm gonna cut it for New Year.

Another horrible thing is I can't stop thinking about Jamie's earrings which Mum got for her, $100 white gold earrings, on an 8 year old kid? Oh my, my 1st pair of gold-plated earrings cost only $10 in 1991. How era had changed.

I felt like a total fat bimbo as I typed the above.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Urgh!

I'm feeling very lousy, fat & ugly.

Urgh.

Darn the PMS.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Funny?

1 stick-thin asshole said I looked funny in that "dress", aka the outfit I wore for Yanqi's wedding. He even "ha-ha" after that. I got very bothered and mad, and summon all vulgar words I could remember.

He apologized and asked the obvious question: was I angry?

I told him it was the PMS season again.

Damn it.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Photos from Yanqi's Wedding

We immediately took a photo with Yanqi once we arrived there. =)


This time with Bro Choo.




From my face, is easy to tell that it took quite an enormous effort to twist the party pooper.




Ivy failed to twist the pooper. It was still intact lor.




Another group photo, this time with the purple couple. Girl in purple is my Xiao Xue Tong Xue.




Drinking the Martell Poison. I watched in fear. Ha ha. I finished the Martell and my throat felt like burning.




Doing the Yam Seng. FYI, we had only 6 people shouting. See that Ivy? Her expression is hilarious!




Tired already la...




No more strength...


Yanqi was laughing at Ivy I presume.


A hug before we headed back to SG.

I need a haircut badly.

Very Boring

Yet again, I attended another wedding dinner last Sat. One word: Boring. I'm a friend of the bride, and I must say she was very clever to put our tables near the exit, coz we can zao first. Ha... Maybe after attending numerous Chinese weddings, such style might take some time to get used to bah.

She's an Indian Christian, therefore there wasn't a 10-course meal for us too look for; we were treated to a 10 different types of food buffet. The vegeterians were being served though. So, there wasn't any programme list for us to see what events were coming up. After they graced the red carpet, we were treated to almost an hour of waiting and some interesting music from her father-in-law who played the electric guitar. Cool huh? From afar, the father-in-law's artist hat which looked like Elvis Presley's hair.

After 1.5 hours, the last 2 rows of tables left only 1 table of people plus 4 ladies at another table, all from JYPS including, ex-JYPS. We were so paiseh when the bride was saying her thank-you speech and waved at us. Ha ha, she herself also joked, "Thanks to my colleagues, although I don't see many, ha ha ha."

The groom & the bride were saboed to do an Indian dance without their knowing. They only knew they had to dance, so when they came out again after the bride changed, the 2 of them laughed when the music was played.

I left at around 10pm, without seeing the bride and taking a photo with the couple.

Still, it was great to see the old colleagues again coz I did not see them for more than a year already. Some of them couldn't recognize me coz they couldn't link the shitty-looking me in year 2004 and dress-up me. Wah ha ha. The top popular question was "What are you doing now" followed by a "How long more?" after I answered I'm in Uni. The third popular question was whether am I attached. I gave a standard answer of "Not yet". One teacher very cute, she was asking me "how long more", which I answered 6 more months. Then she asked me whether "Am I attached", before I could answered, she answered for me, "6 more months again right?"

Lol.

I think the most classic question asked was, "Very sianz hor, to sit with Mr. S?" FYI, Mr. S was my boss when I was in JYPS. I act act and gave a very sianz face, and we both laughed. I think it happens everywhere, nobody likes to sit with a Boss who is so full of himself and talked non-stop when started.

I was very touched when the JYPS cleaning auntie came over to say hi to me when she was leaving. By right, I should go over instead.

The people who left first were all Chinese, damn malu, eat finished liao then leave. Actually, partly because we did not know what to expect. No wonder our tradition of Chinese wedding dinner is to serve 10-course, not only does it look generous, it also helps to kep the guests stay put!

Hor?

至:吴小妹

吴小妹,读了你的blog,我只有一个反应,就是骂你:白痴,幼稚,神经病。

你也该被我骂惯了,我也骂你骂到怕,但你就是听不进耳。我实在搞不懂,D君只不过一个再普通不过的男人, 满街都是,为什么你会那么着迷?你的世界为他转,但他的世界里,根本没有你的存在。

你也不是真的得罪他,为什么要道歉?搞到自己那么卑贱!

他每次不在,你就认为他是见女友,就等于他很sweet?很疼女友?I can imagine the number of people laughing & gasping for air reading this. Maybe is just me only.

人家说他拿假是要躲避你?Please lah, you think he has so many leave to clear to avoid you mah? Anyway, there's no need wat, since you are leaving the company. It's not thick-skinned at all to think that he took leave because of you, it's pure stupidity.

我现在真的很怕看到你的号码,听也不是,不听也不是。Miss call 的话,我就不理,因为没有用。我浪费再多的口水,你也是一意孤行。

你 24/7 都在想着他,担心你在他心里是个怎样的人?但你一点也没想过,你这样的“胡闹”,你在我们这些家人和朋友的心理会是怎样。你一点也不担心你的形象在我们会变质,因为你就是觉得,我们会包容你的幼稚,宽恕你的白吃行为。

但人有限度,而我觉得我已经到了极限。

你说过你不想长大,因为大人的世界很烦。可是,你自己又偏爱往最烦恼的问题钻。其实,你只是遇到爱情里最简单的烦恼:单恋。如果连这都不会自己处理,你就真的不该谈恋爱。

对我而言,你的shitty situation, 一点也不shitty。

可能你觉得我骂的很过分,很不谅解你,一点也不体谅你的感受。但你也一点也没想我们为你烦恼着不是自己问题的困扰。

可笑,一个连自己都搞不懂的人,怎么了解他人呢?

电影 Lake House 里有句话很适合你,我改了一点:Let you let him go.

吴小妹,该清醒了!

我没时间约你见面,是潜意识在作祟吗?

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Fast

I read Jamie's children encyclopedia that food we ate in fact took 3 days to be cleared from our body system. Gosh, looks like I need to fast more than 3 days to get my system clear. My house seems like to have a non-stop eating marathon, especially Sunday. It went like this.

Ever since I woke up at 12nn, I went to the market with Mum & Jia and had a bowl of spicy ban mian. Then we went to buy the ingredients for making wanton. As the wanton skin were used up, we made some meatballs from the remaining mixture and fried them. They were in our stomachs in less than an hour, our snacks while watching some HK drama.

An hour later, we had dinner and we cooked all the wantons we made. So it was wanton marathon all the way until bedtime, which we Jia & me gobbled the last few pieces of wantons and half a waffle we bought during market trip.

I wanted to keep my meals light today, but Jamie was still hungry after the 2 peices of toast breads, so I made some mui fan from the leftover rice and wanton soup. It was so nice that I ate 1.5 bowls. Dinner was fabulous even with just 2 dishes and no soup. Wah lau, my waist looks like I'm 5 months pregnant again.

I think I'm bringing forward my 2007 New Year resolution: Lose weight. -_-

Thursday, December 06, 2007

喜欢一个人就想占有他,爱一个人不需要拥有他

I can't remember where I heard this from. This was a sentence I threw at Someone when she was whining to me about her really screwed-up relationship with this guy she crushed hugely on. It was an unrequited one-sided love, though I didn't really think it was love and hence I told her that she just like him, not love him.

Anyway, it is a very subjective phrase since everybody thinks differently.

The first half of the sentence was said by Rain (I think) in the Korean Drama "Full House" and I excitedly exclaimed to Jia that I said something similar, and I told her what I said to Someone. And recently, Jia asked me again what was this phrase I said. Apparently, she msned it to her friend who was in a rather shitty relationship (I said shitty coz that guy is very sticky to the girl).

I'm not a love guru, not very expert in relationships since my pasts are countable using one hand or less. However, ever since secondary school till now, my friends always turned to me when they encountered relationship problems. Probably because 旁观者清, I was able to analyse the problem in a much clearer thoughts than them. Therefore, more or less, I was able to conclude some things out of people's experience.

So far, none of my friends had actually encountered the level where they have to let somebody go because of love. So indeed, the phrase "喜欢一个人就想占有他,爱一个人不需要拥有他" is a level where the situation requires a lot of generosity and 舍不得。

Personally, I love this phrase a lot, enough though it was not originally created by me, still, able to form the sentence out of blur memory and conjure up such an artsy-fartsy phrase is not something that I can do it everyday. So I happily put it on my MSN.

As I said earlier, this phrase is very subjective and I'm not a love guru, so take this phrase as food of thought. However, the world is very ugly with people who always think they are correct. Right after I posted the phrase, Mr. Big Ego msned me the following which I couldn't be bothered to reply coz his ego is too big to see any reasoning.

J Sim: your theory wrong la
J Sim: when you like somebody, you don't mind to share with others
J Sim: when you love somebody, you mind to share with others

I didn't say even this theory is correct lor, hor? It is just a theory of mine. Stupid people just don't think. Obviously, the phrase is too profound for him to understand also. 哼哼,没墨水就是没墨水,还要假厉害。If he wants to prove my theory is wrong, he should have wrote something that I would be convinced. The way he puts his theory across, sounds so crude lor, what you mind, you don't mind de. Is like kids saying "I dun fren you anymore". 哼! Here's a guy who think he knows everything about love and everything about women because one past relationship with a PRC and supposedly an air hostess.

Sorry, I want to say things about Mr. Big Ego, and I am not backstabbing.

He haolian that his EX-GF is an air-hostess.
He is damn proud that he was in a relationship before.
He thinks that since he was wooed by girls before so his quality is still not bad.

Whenever he haolian about such stuffs, I feel like puking in his face. No, don't even have to hear him haolian, see him already can puke a few thousand times.

Please lah, he's not good looking, he's fat, and he's damn proud. The below average would not even want him as boyfriend, and he still think he's in the creme of the crop? To put it honestly in a hurtful manner, who knows what his ex PRC gf wanted out of him, right? I'm not stereotyping PRC ladies, but you know, for a person like him, I seriously didn't see any boyfriend quality in him!

Alright, maybe that girl likes the chauvinist pig in him lah.

Pui!

Cute

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Heh heh

Before...

After

No double chin indeed looks better!

I have smelly clothes

Yesterday at this time, it was bright & sunny & very hot.

Today it rained.

Yet again, after I did my laundry.

Kanasai.

A day in my life when everything doesn't seem right

Today is very the screwup. I thought I misplaced my phone at home, and by the time I realised it, I was at Khatib MRT station already. No matter how I dig my bag, I just couldn't find it. So I walked my way home to collect my phone. Eh... dun have leh, so I digged my bag again and TADAH, it was buried under my 2 t-shirts. Anyway, sweating like a pig and too tired to walk again, I nuaed until Mum leaves home to work, which I followed her and helped also: cleaning lor. Wah lau, that Mr. Pui Ang Moh only came home for 2 days yet the house was like he was here for 20days. The house is 肮脏的咯, the ash dust was sticking to my feet, yew... I had to vacuum and dust my feet at the same time lor, quite an acrobatic feat, ha ha ha.

Then, we had beef noodles & sugar cane after that, heh, energy all restored once again. Heh heh heh. I took 157 back to Boon Lay, the bus is slow de lor, I tot I would reach within 30 mins, but it took almost 1 hour. Wah...

Then went to NTUC to buy some food, oh my god, the Q is long de lor! On a Tuesday afternoon? Dunno why, I still buy my food and queued to pay. Wasted my own precious time.

And now I got sore throat and runny nose after eating Pringles. =(

Kenna reprimanded when Mum gave me allowance.Haiz... Quick quick faster faster grad!!!

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Ok Ok, I blog I blog

Wah ha ha ha, obviously I am under no stress, so I seldom blog liao. Hee hee, I have a few events to blog, but I am so so so lazy lah. I kept procrastinate lor, I would login to blogger, then end up reading other people's blog and then shut down. Bleahz...

Chek Jawa Trip
Right after my exam on the 22nd Nov, my cousin Sydney jioed me to Pulau Ubin's Chek Jawa. Chek Jawa is yet another conserved nature habitat in Singapore. The interesting fact about Chek Jawa is that in this small area of land, there are at least 6 different ecosystems cohabiting together: Coastal Hill Forest; Mangroves; Rocky Shore; Sandy Shore & Sand Bar; Seagrass Lagoon & Coral Rubble Area.

Some photos that my cousin took:


Chang Point Ferry Terminal.There's no ferry leh, only bumboats. They make it so nice yet they named it so wrong hor.


Anyone knows where is Pengerang?


Cookie Monster House. This cookie monster was once floating in the sea before the owner picked it up and display it outside his house.


Going in! After 1 hour of walk. It's heh heh chuan lor!


I posed under Sydney's request. I very fat!!! Gosh!!!


Finally saw the counter!!!


This is the boardwalk that was built for viewers. Initially, people can actually stepped on the shore and beaches but that caused a lot of harm to the habitats, so they built this for us to walk on. Other than seeing the living things, I also saw a "Moon", aka ass. Got this ang moh, his berms split and he was wearing no underwear leh! Wah lau, his ass must have enjoyed the airy wind very much.


This crab was the largest we saw. Looks yummy. Hee hee hee.


This was a sea eagle I think, and it was soaring high above us. Got a few suaku sstarted cooing, "Oh my god, so gorgeous, so pretty, it looked so free" blah blah blah. I find their behaviour very digusting, so hypocritical, dunno why.


I took a video of it too. Wanna add music de, but as usual, lazy lah. So I'll post up once I done it.


Next: Yanqi's Wedding at JB


Finally finally finally, Yanqi held her wedding banquet at JB. From she said it until the actual banquet, it was 3 long years! Ivy, Xueling and I were very very excited, even though we couldn't be her jie-mei in the end coz Yanqi is going to be "marry-off" in Malacca, how to go? I oni have 1 pic lah, coz Yanqi had her pro-photographer to shoot for us, I oni took this to blog lor. But then, this photo is not doing me any justice at all, wah lau, I got Bro Choo (XL's bf) to help me shoot, yet he was sitted, so my double chin was very obvious, my long hair nowhere to be seen, side fringe totally invisible and I think I looked like a chao ah gua leh! See! So ugly!!! Gasp!!! Ah!!! Yanqi still very gorgeous! =)





This wedding banquet strikes a wedding fever in Ivy, throughout the lunch, she was planning her own wedding and asking us our opinions. Oh yah, being very very very very close and good friends of the bride's, we had ultra special treatment: our table only has 6 people gobbling 10-people meals. Actually, one of her friends couldn't make it and this indirectly lead to 2 other dun want to come. Anyway, 吃最多的就是我们桌的唯一两个男生 & me lor. 怎么瘦得了??

Saturday, December 01, 2007

56k Dial-Up

IS FREAKING SLOW!

I can click a link, play a game of solitaire and come back to it.

I have the use older PC which we gave to Mum for playing purpose. We have to use the 56k dial-up coz I didn't bring my portable hard disk back which contains the driver for broadband band modem. Anyway, Jia will buy the new graphic card and I will install it this Sunday, so it is a temporary measure till we fix the PC.

And because the old PC only has 2 pathetic USB ports, plus I'm too lazy to get the CD to install the wireless driver for the keyboard & mouse, we resort to using the wired devices. Feels so solah, especially the keyboard. The "space" key is spoilt, had to hit hardly. Typing this entry, I had to backspace many times and hit the "space" again.

Looking at the old Compaq PC with my pretty LCD monitor is also very salah; it's like electronic device version of "Beauty & the Beast".

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Luxurious Cave Woman

Hi people!!! Long time no blog! Ever since I went back home last Friday, I've been living a life of a luxurious cave woman. Luxurious because I ate a lot of good food and hence gained 2-3 kgs back; Cavewoman because my mobile's batt went dead and my PC refused to work, so I was rather out of connection with almost the world.

This is also why I didn't blog the past one week. I just came back to hall today to clean room and to use the internet also, suffering from withdrawal symptons already.

I need to play Neopets!!! No Neopets can't sleep leh! Heh Heh. Gonna blog about my trip to Ubin asap lah!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Talking cats

I love watching this! It always make me laugh!

Exam Aftermath

The past 4 days have been lethal.

Exam at 9am.

Nap at 2pm.

Woke up at 5pm.

Bath at 9pm.

Nap again at 12mn.

Woke up at 3am.

Coffee at 6am.

Brush teeth at 7am.

Exam at 9am again.

The rest of the time I was studying. I dunno how I managed to pass through this ordeal of weird study times. The effects were bad: swollen eyes, backache, headache.

But it kinda pushed me harder to study too, knowing that I have less than 12 hrs in between papers.

Still, no more next time. Once is enough.

Now, I'm getting ready for something: Concussion in progress.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The older we get, the younger we behave.

A girl friend of mine was gloating over other people's misfortune of having less than 2 days break for the next paper; she has the luxury of 1 week to prepare for her next paper.

And I was gloating over other people's misfortune of having their last paper till next week; mine ends tomorrow. Hiak Hiak Hiak.

Anyway, the girl was fooling around, as in busy chatting and talking kok with some of her friends, inclusive of guys and girls, those kind where we talk loudly, act roughly and say stupid things. So I delibrately hao liao to her that my last paper was tomorrow, she acted angry and hit on her one of her male companions. The combination of potential and kinetic energies was transformed into huge sound energy. Piak!

My action was graded C for being childish; her action was graded F for being outrageous and brainless.

I mean, do you need to hit a guy so hard just because my paper finished earlier than yours? The guy was really astonished lor. And she is 27 years old leh!!! She think she's still 17 meh? Only young kids do that: that's the action I saw on one teenage girl yesterday leh!

Wah lao, flirt also a bit too rough bah?

Today's paper makes me feel like a...

Dreamweaver MX!

Ha ha, serious.

I had to code a webpage and compile them inside my head to visualise how they look like.

Headache.. coz I'm a lousy compiler.

Meh~~~

Last paper tomorrow!!! Yeah!!!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Ah!!!

I just want to get a D for today's paper also so difficult siah!

Qn 1 is a giveaway, but I sub the wrong variants! Pui! 50% gone.

Qn 2 is so so, but I couldn't remember much!!! Pui! 60% gone.

Qn 3 & 4 are killers, enough said. 90% gone.

So my probability of getting a D is only 2%. Siao liao.

This year's paper is easier compare to last year's, and this showed one thing: 他们不按牌理出牌啦!讨厌!

Where is the Bode Diagram? Where are the switch capacitors? I studied all the hard one it never came out!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Tsk tsk tsk

I just realised I can't cheat exaggerate my progress in my FYP, especially to the PhD student, because if I had do anything, it is supposed to appear in the project environment and both he and my sup can see!!!

Jiat Lat le..

Saturday, November 17, 2007

A big ball of fur





This puppy is freaking cute!!! So cute that it can kill me!!!

It's unbelivable that this round ball with short legs will grow into a giant & graceful Alaskan Malamute.

Pic taken from mathjuu.pri.ee

Nice!

Everytime I buy the mix veggie rice from my hall canteen, without fail, I will always order the steam egg.

But not today. Coz...

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.

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I made myself!!! Doesn't look very nice, but it's yummy! Somehow the texture and taste is very similar to McD's scrambled egg. Oh yah, I used the soy sauce in the pantry, don't think the Auntie will mind la hor. I only "steal" one tablespoon.

The very creative me just now altered the Happy Birthday song specially for EM, coz it's her birthday today.

Happy Birthday To You
A girl as fair as snow
Pretty & cool like Ice Fairy
Except when you are angry (*splash)

The splash thing was because of something terrible that she did that to someone (not me, I don't want/dare to argue with her anymore after this incident) during a heated argument. Heh. Song is exclusively for her.

The song is repeating inside my head. -_-

P/S: Apparently I had an argument with her before the incident thing, but I totally forgot what was it already, but definitely milder than the incident.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Jinx

I think Miss Ng and I are seriously jinxed when we are together. :P

Miss Ng happily borrowed her uncle's car and me very honoured to take a ride in this big Peach. But then hor, the first time we ate outside NTU she bumped her car and the car got a new line to it. Today, we went to Al Fresco, and while she dropped me at Hall 2 to buy some waffles, her car just stalled and refused to power up when we wanted to leave. We had to walk back.

Miss Ng, 我们是不是八字不合???

Wah... 1st Attempt fail

My first attempt to make soft-boiled eggs failed, BIG TIME!

Apparently, plastic container does not make good soft-boiled eggs, the egges were swimming in the container for almost 15 minutes! But the end result wasn't what I want leh! The taste was very bland also, maybe coz I didn't add soy sauce lah.

还是因为没有家里的味道?

思琪: 杀手

Tat was my MSN nick when the song 杀手 was just released, sometime in June? I was totally hooked to this song, even till now, but lesser degree already. It's my Bye Bye Ring Ring tone and mobile phone ringtone. The song resides both in my mobile phone and MP3 player. I even have 2 versions of tis song. I seeked the MTVs, read the JJ's idea behind this MTV blah blah blah.

It was an addiction!

It became so bad that I actually kinda liking the idea of killing. I MSNed it in my nick too, like this:

思琪: 杀手
杀死所有的蚂蚁

Wah ha ha, pun not intended, but I was indeed trying to exterminate all the ants in my room who came attracted to the EM's food.

Sisters' Island Recce Trip 11 May 2007

/*This entry was way back in May, found it in my drafts, don't know why I didn't post it */
Date: 13 May 2007
Time: 10.30pm

Took half day leave on Fri, coz I left my sweater at home. Initially was to meet the committee straight after work, but coz it would be freezing cold at night, decide to just clear my half day and went home to rest. However, I ended up chatting with my Astro President and friends, thus I only slept for about 1 hr which was like not much.

I left my house at around 5.30 coz I had arrange to meet my President 6pm at Bishan Mrt last cabin, coincidentally, just as I past the gantry, I saw YX stepping out from the lift, talked talked a bit, and then I rushed for my train which was arriving.

I arrived at the MRT station on the dot, but President was late coz she went shopping for the night's ration. About 10 trains have gone by the time she came with big bags and small bags. Poor thing, she had so many things to carry. Other than her own bag, she had the tent, the ground sheet and her bags of goodies.

When we reached Marina Bay, only one person had not arrived, so we were there discusing what to do for the night. Basically, we had to scout around the area for the best view, suitable place to pitch the tent and programmes.

Fast forward to where we arrived at the pier, the bumboat uncle very funny. I called and asked him where was he. He said he saw me and describe my wear. Then he kept asking me to turn right, but I saw no one. Turned out the uncle was calling out the wrong direction la. Anyway, I should have asked him on the spot to cut the price to $140, easier for us to divide among ourselves. Had a troublesome time calculating the cost after the trip after the trip.

The bumboat ride was so fun!!! All of us went to sit at the open air and took many pictures! JH had a digital SLR with him lor! Wah lau, just a small trip and he equipped this kind of camera with him. Nikon brand somemore lor... anyway, the rest all yelled they wanna get a Nikon camera, I was thinking, yeah, buy and collect dust. :P Hardcore Astro Photographer!

We had a night meeting which lasted for about 3 hrs, it would have ended earlier if JH did not interupt us with, "Wanna see Jupiter?", "Hey, come and see the Jewel Box", "Can see Saturn's ring!" etc etc. Then those hardcore ones would rush to the tripod, I slowly walked there coz I see until I dun want to see liao, ha ha, actually was because legs numb from sitting. The most interesting one was Jupiter and its moons. We could see all 4 moons, and Ganymede was the one we are interested. It was casting a shadow on Jupiter and as it started to move, and from our view, it looked like a pimple on Jupiter.

We had a really fantastic idea for the upcoming trip this Saturday, and I'm now really looking forward to it. Shall not say it out till after the trip. All I can say is not going to be the boring kind of see-stars-and-talk session.

Enough said, see photos!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Ah Singh

I wanna blog but I had no topic until a friend happened to send me this really funny joke about Singh. I spent 5 mins reading it and trying to make out the pun. Some I don't understand, do you?

Click to read
I read halfway then I decided to blog about it, and when I continue reading it, I finally know why I don't understand all the Singhs already...

"Only Malaysian will know this mail what meaning"
Even this sentence is so Malaysianish.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

What I want to be.

I've decided.

What I want to be.

I want to be a Chicken!

Not the hooker chicken lah!

But brainwash myself that I'm a "chicken" and I have to "hatch eggs", so I cannot go anywhere coz I have to coop myself in the tiny room and "warm the eggs".

I have 4 eggs to warm FYI. They need to be hatched consecutively from Monday to Thursday, at 9am sharp everyday.

So I can only be let out several times a day, not more than 30 minutes each time.

Machiam so ke lian siah... wah ha ha...

It can be done... definitely. If I can play games for 8 hours straight, surely I can do the same to studying!!!

Jiayou!!! Last 4 papers only!!!

First paper

Current time is 7.42am. 5 hrs more to go.

Roar...

It is raining and I feel like sleeping, dreaming of getting my tresses for some nice trimming & colouring. =)

13/11/07 9.30pm
15 hours to first paper

shit.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Inconsiderate

It was just a blissful afternoon on my way home. Thinking of the wondeful food I would get to eat later.

Thank goodness I wasn't so lost in my own world else I would have step onto this!

Caution: Do eat before viewing this pic. Is very very gross, really!



It was't at a secluded place, it was right in the middle of the pathway where many people have to walk! Wah lau, seriously, this guy wanna fuck in the public is totally fine with me, but couldn't he throw this into the rubbish which is like 3 steps away?

Hah, the girl got him so tired that he couldn't walk is it?

Dumbass.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Dog Washing Machine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgAFC66khpg

I am very disgusted by the French.

They invented this dog washing machine, so you just need to dump the dog in and there will be water spraying and even blowdrying services!

If they are going to be so lazy to wash the dogs, then don't keep a dog lah!

Wash them one a week also lazy!!!

Angry! The poor dog, it looked so sad can!?! Except for the other one which had it's human companion in the same ordeal with it.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Buay Tahan already

I'm so on time now...

On my way to ZZ Land after 12mn.

1 hr late implies painful eyes.

Dunno good or bad lah, hope I can wake up pretty early to slay the 3003, 4001 & 4041 tomorrow.

Nighty...

Friday, November 09, 2007

Tak Boleh Lah...

It took me 2 days to hear one lecture recording siah...Ears are cooked liao lor.

Still, progress is considered good, and I think I'm using more effort than previous semesters.

Partly because I started my revision like 2 weeks before exams. -_-" I have to digest at least 4 modules everyday, and the stupid 3003 is taking 50% of my time.

My only relax entertainment was Facebook. Neopets had some problems with the games, can't load; dunno why but is good for me lah.

I strayed off to SPI website yesterday, and stayed for 4 hours. Tsk tsk tsk, else lecture would be finished long ago. I didn't dare to bath coz it was 12mn already, and I hopped to my bed, feeling scared.

The scary feeling went off after 10 minutes. -_-, but body already glued to bed, so I just went ahead and sleep.

A stupid move coz I just changed my bedsheet the day before, so I slept on a clean bed with a dirty body. Kaoz... at the very least, I was cooping in room whole day except for dinner which I walked to can 2, so not very dirty lah. My hair still smell nice wor!

I wish time passed more slowly leh...

Impecunious

This word is so me.

Know what it means?

Is not "cute", is not "pretty", is not "sexy".

Is "habitually poor".

Wah ha ha.

And I'm not penurious. :P

I checked Dictionary.com to learn new words, must upgrade mah!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

S & Z

I was very nervous to meet my FYP Prof yesterday, coz I had not been doing much, and I was afraid that the meeting would drag very long. I delibrately scheduled to meet him at 10am, and I had a lecture at 10.30am, still 30 minutes seemed very long to me who did not have much to show him except a last minute proposed story flow chart of my project.

He was very happy to see me on the dot; I was very happy to know that he was to leave in 10 minutes. =)

Anyway, when I showed him the flow chart, did some explaination why such arrangement, how the game should flow blah blah blah. He said, "Oh, very good, very good!"

Phew, sense of huge relief. My attempt to impress him worked again. :P

As I was doing on the China's history whizz kids, much to his delight, I had the characters' names written on the flow chart too, in Chinese somemore, attempting to por him a bit since I think Chinese PRC prefer reading Chinese to English.

So he was pointing at the 2nd name, asking me who was the character. He added that he didn't even know this character.

I replied proudly, looking at the word I scribbled, "Wang Zeng Ru"

"Oh, ok ok ok, I see I see"

Later on after the meeting, when I was casually flipping at the stories, I saw that the hanyu pinyin name was Wang Seng Ru. Seng, not Zeng.

-_- Luckily he is a nice guy, and he didn't attempt to correct me, else I would be so malu already.

I'm so good at making a fool of myself.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The world is so round...

Met up my poly gang last night. By the way, I'm sorry to those people especially DL and Di who wanna meet me for gai gai or lim teh yet I always say I not free but here you wondered why I have time to meet my poly gang: We meet in Yishun so give me the chance to go home again plus the organiser of the met-up was delivering her red bombs. So yah, I'm free after 22nd Novemver, 11am! Can book me now lah! =)

As I was saying, we met and Teh Ni brought his new girlfriend to show us (we are one big happy and crazy "family", so he as the only boy must show us his gf to the Jie jies and Mama mah).

His gf is my Pri. 6 classmate.

So qiao right? Wah lau, I saw her and I actually remember her name, not just the name we address, but her full name: Ang Moh miah plus Chinese name. Of coz I didn't call her by the full name lah, so rude, but I was pointing at her (already very salah) and called her.

Actually, she was in the same poly as me but diff course ,she couldn't remember me already at that time we met (she was saying Hi to Teh Ni during lunch break) and I didn't get the chance to speak to her as she was in a rush. 4 years later, we met again. Wah lau eh.

Sing* It's a small world after all...

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Hilarious Home

Yesterday my house was quite "happening", as in suddenly very noisy and rowdy with just 5 people: Mum, Dad and 3 kids (er hem... official is 1)

Case 1:
I was reading the newspaper at 5.45pm, snacking at the pong piah Mum and Dad got from KL, when Mum went to water the flowers (she had to walk past me). Half an hour later, I wondered how come she took so long to water her plants, even if she need to move the pots or anything, she would have call me since her left wrist is weak. So I went to take a look and Mum was not outside. I pondered where could she have gone to: went to buy groceries? As I walked back to my room, I suddenly remembered: She went to fetch something call "Jamie". Ha ha, I forgot I have a 8 year old sister from the time I reached home until 6.15pm, a total of about 2 hours? At this point, the thing called "Jamie" was already at the door trying her best to tiptoe and open the lock.

Case 2:
Jamie brought back her exam papers, and she did pretty well this semester. Anyway, the papers need parent's signature, so Dad was the bearer of all signatures since we were young although he didn't really bother the grades. I was in the kitchen helping Mum to cook dinner (and ler chai at the same time) when we heard Dad talking very loudly to Jamie (actually he is loud, but he seldom talks). Checking out the commotion, I saw Dad armed with his faithful calculator, doing the math for the marks. Dad summoned me to double check and there was discrepancy in Jamie's math paper: She scored 83 but the teacher gave her 75. So Dad said later ask Jia to check the marks again. There was uproar from Mum, "Wah, 8 marks leh, is a BIG difference leh, she is in band 1 now, not band 2 oredi." So I wrote the matter down in the discrepancy form.

Case 3: Jia came home and did the math, so yah, we were right. It was 83 and not 75, then Mum got weirdly panicky and said, "Aiyah, tomorrow got to see teacher leh, what should I wear huh? I very nervous leh!" Then Jia told her no need because we wrote the matter down in the form.

Chey would be the word to describe Mum's reaction.

So I was commenting how exaggerated we were: It took 3 people, a calculator and mental sum skill to tally the marks, I should write it in the form that one use mental sum, one calculator ...

when Mum cut in: One use abacus

Now you people know where my funny genes came from.

Case 4:
The ice cream was at downstairs, so the greedy Jamie wanted to buy coz the ones in the fridge she doesn't like it. She was so kan chiong to buy that she wanted to go alone. So I told her to wait for me, I would go with her after I finished the dishes. So while she was waiting, Mum asked her whether she had taken the money to buy. She replied, "No need what, Da jie got money!"

Da jie very poor lah.

Mum was beside me and she saw my reaction, then she said, "Da Jie no money lah! Go get $10 from my purse!"

More -_-

In the end I didn't have to go coz Jia the Rich Ah Mah(:P) happened to be reaching home soon and she called to get our orders. =)

Case 5:
While Jamie was enjoying her ice-cream, I was packing some stuffs. Looking at me like watching a show, Jamie suddenly asked me with that doeful eyes look, "Da Jie, you don' want to eat your ice-cream ah, I'm sure you didn't have any good food in hostel." (These are the exact words she spoke)

I was so appalled that I went to kitchen to tell Mum and Jia. I mean how she know I didn't have good food when usually kids will think outside food is better right? Jia immediately defended herself that she didn't show Jamie my blog nor our conversation.

Aiyah, that brat already can break Jia's password and login to the PC, what else she can't do right?

How to have a perky butt?

Girls! Are you so sick of your flat butt? Do you wish to a kicksome ass like J.Lo?


Fear no more, here comes a really convenient trick to transform your butt from this...


to this!

Pic courtesy of zafu.com

Step 1: Get on board a bus (MRT doesn't work, the ride is too smooth) that's not too full, make sure you get yourself sit between 2 fat people if you are thin; if you are fat like me, it doesn't really matter. Sitting in between 2 skinny girls with bags larger than them will do.

Step 2: Do not sit all the way until you can rest your back comfortably, sit half a seat. In fact, that 2 bags would have hinder your back rest already. Oh yah, no handle poles in front of you. Clutch your bag or fold your arms.

Step 3: Every time the bus swerves to the right or to the left, you would automatically squeeze your butt muscles to prevent yourself from falling to the right or left too much. Continue squeezing even after the bus ride is smooth for maximum effect. You will have no choice but to continue squeeze coz it have the illusion you are not taking up too much seat and the bags are not knocking on you.

Step 4: When the bus is about to reach the terminal, relax your butt. Else you will walk like a robot with a cramp.

If you will wake up with a aching butt next morning, congratulations! You are a step closer to have a perkier butt!

Stay tune for more tricks! (Actually I hope not.)

Monday, November 05, 2007

Deprivation

Yesterday, I made up my mind to go home tonight, and coincidentally, Jia complained to me last night about our PC giving her problem and little hacker at home.

So she gave me a preview of tonight's dinner also: one of Mum's best dishes, NGOR HIANG!!!

Last night was a conducive sleeping environment, with the rain pittering-pattering at 11pm. I snuggled to my bed at 12mn, totally regardless of my interim report to be submitted today.

Guess what happen?

I dreamt that my mum was making more ngor hiang!!!

Yummy...

Deprivation continues on Tuesday. Hiaz...

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Creativity makes you...

Someone was telling me how she couldn't see the dancer turning left no matter how she tried, so she concluded that she is being too right-brained, too emotional etc.

I tried to console her, so I said, "Ok what, right-brain means very creative, you are very creative, that's why you think a lot of nonsense."

She was really in that "觉得好气又好笑" state.

Mu ha ha ha.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

虚伪

那天某某人气急败坏的向我诉苦,说这某讲师有多么偏心,多么虚假,给予某某人的评语,某某人非常的不爽,觉得有欠公平,投诉的语气非常的不屑。

事隔两个礼拜后,轮到本人向某某人诉苦,故事只说到某讲师评本人可以多说些自身经历, 但本人有讲到啊,本人的队友也觉得奇怪啊!结果某某人说:“哎呀,是酱的啦,其实她是看个人表现的!”

继续谈下去,才知道某某人为何180度的转变:某某人的作业, 某讲师给了甲等。某某人还说,发了个 email 给某讲师,说课堂上的评语太过直接,某某人受到了极大的心灵创伤。某讲师说了 sorry, 还解释这是为了让我们以后可以做准备,现在直接一点, 好过我们踏入社会后被人贬。某某人就被某讲师一语惊醒梦中人。某某人还真的是在课堂上睡觉叻,某讲师说的那番话,在课堂上也有讲啊!还吃饱没事儿干发 email, 什么心灵上受到创伤, 我呸!

向我诉苦时就没见得某某人那么替某讲师着想,拿了甲等, 就觉得某讲师待人处世非常有规律,会以个人的尺度来衡量,绝不以大众来量。哼,不知道是谁先说某讲师偏心男生的,本人才会以为此想法不止本人一个!

真是掉进粪坑又吃屎,踢我一脚后面笑。

Perfect Match Ice-Cream

Last week, I showed a perfect match slippers. This week, I'm gonna show a perfect match ice-cream!!!




My quirky friend FLY (not that pesky fly) actually order sundae with Strawberry and Hot Fudge! The crew had that classic look on her face when my friend ordered. The crew had to ask the manager, and the manager allowed it, just this once, and it was under special order!

My friend wasn't craving for the sundae, he just wanted to know if he could mix both since both sundaes cost the same. That's what we become when we studied too much: Think too much

A truly engineer-to-be: seek the fact through questioning; if no answer could be found; test it.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Disgruntled Student

I was, and I still am, feeling very very very sore about today's presentation. Practising in front of the mirror did not help at all, I still screwed it up. Looking at the comments really irked me to boiling point.

Ms P said I...
  • had good preview, I think everyone does a good one.
  • was Slightly Nervous, I admit it. I indeed was, hands shaking uncontrollably and speaking very fast.
  • too many "Next", next...
  • not much lift ups, she's refering to hand gestures
  • no summary. I heard the 1st "ding", I just wanna finished.
  • relaxed posture, the only part which the mirror helped.
  • grammar mistakes, fine...
  • need more vocal variety, must stress on important words
  • good eye contact, but look at the sides more.

The 2 most tak boleh tahan comments were...

  • Adding "s" to words which shouldn't take "s". This is really what the... I didn't notice, nobody noticed. She didn't give CONCRETE examples of me saying "s". =(
  • Could have added personal experience. I DID I DID I DID WHAT! ='( I said I dreaded meetings most during IA what!!!

Disgruntled student. Almost wanted to tear the evaluation sheet in front of her. Ah.... 不可以"姜"没礼貌!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I am stressed

I'm having my last formal presentation tomorrow and I am very stressed up; more stressed than my previous HRM presentation; stressed to the extent that I had a nightmare about it.

I'm going to be the first speaker, so in my dream, I started rattling, giving self intro and introduction of my members and was touching on my parts when I noticed all the people were looking confused. I turned around and to my horror, I did not open my powerpoint!

So powerpoint settled, and I continued rattling on. I subconciously looked down on my feet and saw I was wearing a pair of casual slippers! Must be that red and green slippers lah!

Woke up in cold sweats!

Back in poly, I'm confident about my presentation. Now in uni, I dreaded my presentations.

Why the big contast, I asked myself sometimes. I realised, in uni, I'm not confident in many things: study, presentation or projects. The most confident thing I did in uni is to talk crap.

Crap is also a skill what...

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Finally, I got my tix...

To Uncle Zhou's dreamland effortlessly.

After a whole day of projects, and sleeping for only 4 hours before that, my body decided to be normal already. I slept at 10pm last night. This is like so early lor!!! Usually I'm still in the shower room at this time, if not sitting in front of the laptop checking out other people's blogs.

It's the case of plonk-and-concuss sleep. I like.

What I don't like is: I woke up at bloody 3am, partly because I set my alarm at that time. I tried to close my eyes, hoping I would drift back to sleep as I usually would, setting my alarm at 5am.

Mind was on all reports.

Bo pian, got my ass off the bed at 4am and here I am, in front of laptop again. At this point in time, my report is already 30% done.

It's so hard for me to oversleep nowadays. Haiz... But in a way it's good, for this timing is just nice for studying: Nice cold room, peaceful envioronment and a stupid body which doesn't crave for sleeping. Even the rain last night did not catalyst my slumber.

Bleahz...

This timing reminds me my mum's body clock, think by now she should have finish the laundry.

Monday, October 29, 2007

我又失眠了

1130pm:眼睛犹如十吨的沙包堆积在里面,眼皮很重,眼球压力很大, 身体也累了,就爬进被窝里,想快点入眠。

0230am:下雨了,凉风的呼唤,雨水的催眠,仍无法让我入眠。

0315am:那该死的飞虫好像终于被风扇劈死了,听不到它到处飞的声音。

0700am:不知不觉地睡了。平时超贪睡的我,竟然觉得睡够了,爬出被窝去洗脸。人还真犯贱,平时睡的过头,都是不该的, 这次想睡久一点,竟然无法做到。

咳!

昨晚忘记吃晚餐,只能以蛋糕和饼干来充饥,睡觉时, 肚子还在咚咚的响。现在看着刚买的炒馃条, 竟没有狼吞虎咽,还没胃口下肚。又是一个犯贱的行为。 逼自己吃了几口,不然怕等一下去那封闭的lab又会晕倒

Something's very wrong with me.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Right Brain vs Left Brain

Interesting test

I saw the dancer doing anti-clockwise at first, suddenly, in a blink, it change to clockwise!

Follow the link and do the test. Do you see the dancer in clockwise or anti-clockwise?

-_-

Feeling awfully tired and hungry now. I slept at 6am this morning, and now woken up by EM's phone call. Wah, she also very efficient, tot of helping her de, but who knows, she and her brother and one more guy, I think is her bf, her brother's friend, had carried all the stuffs already after I finished washing my face.

她家的人真是高大威猛,四支发达。

Dun see her thin thin like bamboo, she's one tough & strong bamboo!

Okie, happy, think I go back to sleep.

Insomnia

I penged satay for almost an hour already, eyes are swollen and painful, yet I still can't get to sleep.

What a torture, and I don't think I tahan until 8am. EM and her brother are coming to collect her stuffs.

Argh!

Headache somemore...

Forcing myself to read the OB... -_-

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Lust Caution

The uncut version of Lust Caution is coming in November!!!

Ta~ma~de~

I think curse fall upon us when me and Miss Ng are together. Hor? Who's the dai sai one?

1st curse: We woke up super early wanting to eat breakfast at Can B. We were at the bus stop at freaking 7.45am!!! The bloody bus did not come at all even at 8.30am! By then 3 buses from the opposite side zoomed past. We took the 4th one and saw our beloved bus turtling past.

2nd curse: Happily wanted to take Miss Ng board the free shuttle bus service at JP on a certain weekday on a certain week. Again, after an hour plus, no bus in sight. 3 weeks later, Miss Simi also know aka KY told me that the JP bus service was terminated since certain Sunday on that certain week. Suay~~~, right?

3rd curse: Watched the 9 minutes less Lust Caution on Wed, and 2 days later, we saw the news that the full 158 minutes is coming in November. Argh~~~

Think think again, all these happen in Boon Lay. Nothing bad befall us when we were at Orchard that time watching Transformers, so my conclusion is: School is the dai sai one, we must go Orchard more. :P

Back to the movie, I think Lust Caustion is the first non-commercial movie which I enjoyed. I didn't even catch Lee Ang's Brokeback Mountain and from my friends who went to watch, they were rather disgusted by the sex scenes. Tsk tsk tsk, must get them to attend Chinese Cinematography, then they will understand the story and not just looking at the surface.

Anyway, the 2.5 hours show doesn't feel long at all, in fact, I find it too short! I felt that they could be more elaboration though. Hiyah hiyah, angry lah! The elaboration could be that short 9 minutes to make the film complete. Stupid censorship.

By the way, I'm not itchy itchy want to watch that hot sex scene hor, but Lee Ang surelyhas his reason to include that scene, a message that he wants to bring across.

Oh man, I am so heartbroken for Madam. Mak, pity the Mr. Yee. These 2 people are just 2 pitiful puppets with no control over their lifes!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Integrity vs Good results

I had a quiz on Wednesday morning. For a class of 60+, we had the quiz in the lecture theatre which can accommodate 200+ students. Among 60+ students, 90% sat together in a batch like this:

Red: Professor
Pink: Students

I was among the small dot heroes on the left.

EM smsed me to join their "herd", but I couldn't see where she was sitting among the people. And at this time, Prof said we would have to leave at least an empty seat between each other for the quiz later (lesson first). A lame guy actually told the Prof they were cold, so they must huddled together. -_-

I tot I would move later since it would be pretty awkward to walk from left to right, coz it would attract unwanted attention from the Prof and the herd lah.

In the end, Prof didn't force us to move, so the herd remain together. So did I remain in my lonely seat.

At that moment, suddenly, I find myself very 可怜,coz I didn't even have a partner to cheat with. EM's clique are all the poly COM holders which I sometimes find myself hard to fit in, that was also why I didn't move in the first place. Cheating in quiz in uni is actually very common, coz we all wanted to snag that full 10% or 20%.

Integrity is something I hardly see in my 2 years plus here. For 20%, we resort to cheating (some profs they don't care). Actually, 20% in uni is a huge lump. We aren't actually cheating, but we are just comparing answers.

Still, for me to know that so many people are doing it, it sets me wondering, "So, uni students do this one ah?" Totally contradict the teachings we learned since young, and to happen in an institution which is supposedly "only where the good ones" are.

It is because they are cleverer so they feel that 20% is not worth to waste the brain cells over? I only know that I exhaust my brain cells, I still don't have that full 20%. :(

Most prob I utilize them in the wrong area also.

~~~

My MSN nick was "思琪: Quizzy quizzy", which I had not change it after my quiz. My cousin who is a teacher, and also grad from NTU, asked me, "I saw ur MSN nick, are you feeling alright?"

I had to tell her that it was quiz, and not "queasy". Still, quiz does not make me feel better also lah.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

K.O

Sometimes I love the "totally knock out" type of sleeping, i.e. I am at dreamland even before my head hit the pillow. Like that then I won't have to think so much before I sleep, which can be very frustrating. I really hate it when I'm sleepy, but not sleepy enough, head on the pillow body on the bed, yet I'm thinking what are the things I have not done. I call this "Peng Satay".

But it's kinda screwed me when I want to wake up early to do things, coz I'll be so dead to respond to any noise.

Haiz... Things will never get done this way, vicious cycle!

Anyway, I caught the "Lust Caution" last night with this laughter generator:

She was totally clueless about her mismatch until end of movie. I'm blind, so I didn't see it too.


I think she was my panacea to my Peng Satay Syndrome: Laughed until I pengz and stomach tired. As the idiom goes, "Laughter is the best medicine". She so gonna kick me if she sees this, heh heh.



Wednesday, October 24, 2007

妈咪,生日快乐

今天是妈咪的生日, but then 我因为学校快考试的关系, 没有办法回去。Eh... 就算我回去, 妈咪很有可能对我说,“回来作莫?”

Still, 我要对妈咪说:生日快乐!你比十年前年轻, 希望再过十年,如果有孙给你抱的时候, 人家会以为你是他/她的娘!祝你越来越年轻!身体越来越强壮 (please, 不要再断手断脚了)!

明年的这个时候, 希望我真的有能力送你那台industrial cake mixer, 带你出国kia kia, 陪你去吧刹请你吃早餐, ok?

=)

A walking piece of blur meat

Yeah, and that's me. While I was waiting patiently (since Monday) for my FYP supervisor to give a reply on my latest report update, suddenly it hit on me that the mail is still sitting in the Sent folder.

The best thing is... I check my mail everyday, and the Draft(1) escaped my eyes.

Ok, blur and blind.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Argh...

I have a quiz tmr and I have not started reading!!!

I ALSO HAVENT DO MY PROF COMM PPT!!! WAH!!!

Goodies

As exams approaching near, what gets me really excited (exams make me nervous) is the goodie bag!!!

Whoot!!!

Alas, the standard dropped every year too.

I remembered having tons of food stock during my first year, I don't have record for last year and this year is really the ultimate. The Welfare people dropped the goodie bag last night, which I tot was a rescue to my hungry stomach. There were food, but disappointingly, not really my favourite.

So, to show you all what goodie I had, I did an inventory on it and took pictures!!!

The same M1 bag year after year

So what's inside?

A jar of Dolmio Tuna pasta sauce. -_-, no use, I don't cook in hall.

2 mini bottles of Shokubutzu, I still have the one I got from Hall 9 camp

A "nice on the outside, very plain inside" notebook

Proudly manufactured by PUB

Dunno simi curry soup, 20g. It looks oddly like those what army boys will eat kind of package, hor?

A small packet of Tong Garden, enuff to fill 1% of my growling stomach

2 magazines (Jade Seah's bod is fiery hot!)

A really useless $10 Kimage voucher and Subway voucher (which is only valid at Subway Telepark only)

Just when I got really disapointed... I flipped the Her World Mag and I saw this!

My favourite brand Loreal Spot corrector!
Happier... =) I'm so easily satisfied.