Corny Advertisements

And by corny, I don't mean they have so many corns. Being the easily amused person I am, I was laughing at almost every ad I saw on tv during the 2 shows I watched just now. Let me bring you some of the classic ones:

Citigem: The no regret gem

What the kuku is no regret gem? I know there is Princess cut, Destiny diamond, Brilliant Star, What is No Regret Gem??? Machiam some along the road ah beng durian seller would say one. "Buy lah, this lulian good wan, eat liao you wun ligrat de! This durian no ligrat!"

They should stick to Joanne Peh and Fiona Xie's ad, so much more atas, about friendship.

The Wild Wild Wet-Ding

This is utterly stupid. The one who came up with this ad must be some horny guy who watched porn everyday. The lecherous look of the husband, and the I'm-still-a-virgin look of the wife, is enough to send us puking all over the TV set. And of all still got to add this one-liner: Are you ready? Plus that 2 looks again. Kaoz! *Puke

The dunno is Carlsberg promoting for Vivocity or Vivocity promoting Carlsberg or X'mas?

So far I only see Michelle Chia's and Tay Ping Hui's ad. I don't see the link between Vivocity and Carlsberg. I think the guy who did this ad really did a terrible job coz I dunno what he is trying to reach to audience.

Singnet's fattest and smartest (fastest)
Green guy says he's fattest. Red guy says he's smartest (or fastest?), then we see Singnet promoting online package of 5Mbps. Huh? And why did they use online game avatars? To attract gamers to sign up?

Courts X'mas KO sale

Dislike Jamie Yeo is one thing, disliking their ad is another. These 2 are mutually exclusive events. I did not dislike their ad because of Jamie Yeo (Should not have name little sis Jamie). It was already very insulting when they showed their magazine as some "hot stuffs" and there u see Jamie Yep half naked behind the sofa. The ad was aired sometime in middle of the year. This time round they have to dress her up as a Santarina boxer. And to make matter worse, this ad was showed last year too. Waste the airtime.

1/4 of the time was wasted on such ad for my TV sessions. Duhz!