Wah ha ha ha, my belated X'mas presents!

Woah! Jia just back from Genting, she bought me Neutrogena masks and got Lo'real free gifts. So excited and happy! Yeah! She was starving, was eating instant mee gosong (my house ran out of eggs le...) when she was MSNing to me. She said her friends are all fairies, no need to eat one. Ah ha ha! So funny!

Blur again

Wah.... These 2 days very happening wor!

Wed: Suppose to meet Juying teachers at Jurong Entertainment Centre's Kbox at 11am, but I woke up pretty late and nua until 10.15am. Eh, I assume they would be late too, so I still took time to bath and left hostel at around 11am. Reach there at around 11.30am, guess wat? I'm the first lor, and out of 3 teachers, only 1 turned up, who was the one who called us out. She is hardcore Energy's fan lor. She sand a lot of their songs and she did some dancesteps somemore. Woah! She's a few years older than me, so we sand some super old-school songs also. Like Jimmy Lin's. When I sang his songs with my poly friends, wah lau, nobody knows leh! So paiseh leh! But with her, we sang and danced, ah ha ha ha, shiok!

We sang till 3pm plus, where we were being asked to leave, overtime mah, :P. Afternoon's singing is very cheap, $5++ per person oni. Then I went to meet Jenny at Lavender and asked her about the details of the party also. Too late to say no to her also. She got me this mobile phone accessory which dissipate fragrance, it's so strong that I hung in my room as freshener.

I am such a blur fuckanana. Before I left, I reminded myself to bring stereo headset, so that I can listen to FM radio stations in between trips using my phone. While I looked into my bag briefly, it did not seem to be there, so I thought I had forgot to put into my bag. When I got back, unpack and there I saw it lying inside the pocket. Wah lau... 2 hrs of boring trips. Duhz...

Then my 2 cashcards can't be used anymore, coz I had refund them in the ATM machine, so silly of me. And the reason why I had refunded them was because I want to minimize the value to $5! So I thought I could refund the remaining value, then top up again! Wrong! Once refunded cannot be used, and I didn't realise it until I was going to top up, now both cards useless liao, had to take from Jia already.

Today's darts competition was so kan cheong. Out of 4 rounds, we won 3 rounds and it was a very close fight. Even some of our best players did lose in a few games, phew! Tomorrow we will face stronger opponents and we will do ur best!!! Go darts go!

P/S: I finally know how to play Chua Dai Dee!

3 more days to 2006

Well well well, counting down to a new year liao, any plans how to party the year away? I'm very busy leh, u see...

29th and 30th Dec: subject registration, and darts competition *gasp*

31st Dec: going to Jenny's company dinner, maybe go cheong

1st Jan: Belle's house from 1.30pm to late night i think

4th Jan: Cousin's wedding (dunno if going or not)

Jia is now in Genting, having lots of fun I guess. I told her to get me lots of skin products if it's cheap like she claimed. She read her fren's blog, and this girl said the sale was so goddamn freaking cheap, she bought 4 boxes. Serious? *rubbing hands in glee* I'm waiting for my belated X'mas presents!

Time for me to sleep... ZZZzzzZZZ... Had a long day today....

• Accompany Mum to TTSH from 8am to 1pm
• Lunch and shop at Bugis
• Reached Jurong Point at 3pm, shop for "rations"
• 4pm reached hostel, rest and unpack
• 6pm, dinner and shopped for welfare's food
• Darts training from 8pm to 1am (already more than 12 hrs)
• Bath at 1 am plus
• Wash clothes at 2am plus
• Hang clothes at 3am plus

Now it's 4.11am, I should be sleeping. Meeting Juying friends at 11am at Jurong Kbox, 4pm at Lavender with Jenny, had to rush back for darts training from 4pm-6pm, and then continue from 8pm to 11pm. Yawnz... Have't plan my subjects timetable yet.. :(

Merry X'mas!

Happy Holidays! I just came back from watching King Kong, very nice and hilarious! That King Kong machiam like human like that, got temper somemore, woah!

When I was in the MRT on my way home, not many people and thus, I had the peace to think about the BIG things that happened to me during the past one year:

Jan: Turning 21st and phewed that my contract (when I was still working) was 4 months more

Feb: Applied for Uni and crossed my fingers, praying hard that I would be accepted

March: Eagerly waiting for contract to end, but was offered to extend my service

April: Received the letter of acceptance, damned elated, but also lost a friend because of my too-happy-and-screamed-like-crazy issue. Didn't extend my contract, thus jobless.

May June & 1st half of July: Enjoying some freedom and penniless period. Temping around as sales assistant, and admin clerk later. However, I think I was much happier.

July: Moved into hostel, enjoyed my hall's freshmen orientation camp tremendously and starting of school-nervous, excited and terrified of study stress

Aug: Was a little hardworking coz of zero temptation from TV and PC and internet. I actually did my tutorials!!!

Sep: Spend too much time napping, slacking and blogging. :(

Oct: Exams pressure building up, bo pian, started revising. Left my precious laptop at home so that I could fully concentrate on my studies

Nov: Exams period, got a little slack towards end of the month. Didn't went home till Mum fractured her foot.

Dec: Busy with IH (not very busy also), was damn tensed up when release of results was approaching. Depressed a day over my results, but got it over after that.

This year, good in front, bad behind. Well, quite a ride for me. There were some emotions wrecking moments which some I complained to a lot of people (as always), and some I confided to a few my close friends. Somehow, I wished I can be "cool" about everything, then I will not have to trouble their ears, coz I realised if we complained too much, sooner or later, it will become a pain in the neck.

If wishes can be true, I wished that I was more disciplined and more determined and ambitious, coz this way, I will accomplished more things, like study real hard (like a nerd), maybe lose more weight, and maybe learning more things that I'm interested. See, I'm only "half bucket full of water" when it comes to astrology and astronomy. My IT skills isn't as good as what other people think of me. I like to cook and bake but I'm lazy. I'm not as hardwoorking as I seemed, I mean people said I'm hardworking coz I looked at my books for 14 hrs, but how do you know I'm not daydreaming when I'm looking at my textbooks? The failure of my exam results showed that I wasn't disciplined and determined, coz if I were, I would have better grades than what I have now. Yet, wishes aren't real, wishes are goals which people have to aim for themselves. So I am learning the hard way to make my wish come true.

My X'mas wishe for the new year is to be more discipline, determined and work harder for my next semester!

Well, some wishes that YOU people can help me, hee hee, :P.

1. 512MB XD card. My 5.0megapixels camera is useless without a powerful storage, currently it can only stores less than 20 pictures.
2. New phone, preferbly with camera functions. My 6610 is CMI sooner or later.
3. Darts board and darts set. Well, that's if I will be staying in my hall for another 2 years to play for the team.
4. A new pair of shoes, high heels preferbly, to match my already altered jeans which still drags on the floor when I wear them (now cannot alter too short coz it will look too much like 3/4 jeans, right Jia?)
5. More money, then I can make my own wishes come true. LOL
6. Faster PC, actually it's on the way. LCD monitor perhaps?
7. Lord Of The Ring Trilogy DVD, better still if it has the making of LOTR
8. The Body Shop, Lo'real or any reputable skin products, I am vain I know
9. TV card, then I can record show in my PC, woah!
10. A boyfriend-must be romantic, humour, not MCP, maybe SNAG, full of surprises and a hunk. LOL. Put for fun one lah...so hard to find a guy with all of the above points, even if there is, he must be gay. (Oh boy, oh man, oh my god, I am not desperate! Yet ironically boy, man and god are males!!! Makes me look more desperate hor...)

It's time to sleep, Merry X'mas & Happy New Year!

P/S: The above wishes are valid throughout the whole of next year, especially Jan and Dec, unless no. 5 came true, which then I will be able to fufill almost all except no. 10. Of course, it's put here for your references. LOL. You good to me, I good to you. Ha ha

A Heart Wrenching Story

I was reading (or rather flipping) through the past week of newspapers, when I came across this article, which told a story of 2 brothers, Da Hu and Xiao Hu in China, both are smart, kind and why is it that both are taken ill at the same time? Da Hu had malignant tumor, while Xiao Hu had leukemia. Their parents are poor farmers, so after borrowing money from relatives and friends, schools's fund raising and government's help (a few thousand RMB only), they only managed to come up with enough sum of money for one of the brothers. So they decided to pick lot, whoever pick the lot with the word "treatment", will go for the treatment. Xiao Hu had cheated in writing the lots, he wrote both lots as "treatment" and he let Da Hu picked the lot first, so that Da Hu can go for treatment!!! Think about it, a person's life is being determined by just a piece of paper, oh my god! Xiao Hu claimed that his brother should go for the treatment coz he is smarter than him and his treatment costs less too. Wah!!! After reading, I almost cried. Da Hu said this to the Xiao Hu before he left to the city for treatment, "We shall be brothers again in our next life." (t_t)!!!

So sad...

Am I becoming stupid?

Went back to Juying today, I bought 3 tins of chocolate, total 450 grams only. So obviously, it wasn't enough to feed the 40 staffs in Juying, should have bought Rocher, more worth it lah. Stupid me. So happy to see them, and they were happy to see me too. At least my life still got some worth around, being the 开心果 (happy fruit). LOL. Yeah, those who saw me siad I've lose weight!!! Ha ha, I was dressed in berms and T-shirt, one of the aunties thought I was a P5 or P6 student roaming around in Juying. Can't be helped, for I have a baby face and superb hairstyle which made me looks like I'm 15 again. Wah ha ha ha.

We had our first friendly match against Hall 1, it was a very good exposure on how it would be like in actual competition. Captain BP said this friendly match was not to see how good the opponents were, but rather gauge ourselves and see what were the mistakes we made while we played against them. Okie, let me see my mistakes:

• As usual, my aiming was like flying all over the place, zeroing skill still not very good, but after a warm-up, it got better.
• Hmm, I still couldn't release my darts properly; the darts kept scratching onto the walls (like that sure cannot put dart board at home, Dad will niam niam niam)
• My hand was shaking uncontrollably at first, but later I didn't shiver that much. Must eat banana before the competition, gives me energy and calm my nerves.
• Actually I did better than my previous attempts, I think I must be 鬼上身 again, I hit so many triple-17, a bit taiko de. (The time I hit most was when there was a chair in front of me leh, weird, a guage?) For my last game, so bloody heng, I checked out double-14 nicely, really sibe heng wor

Hmm, more trainings, competition is on 29th and 30th. So fast... school going to reopen soon. Argh... vicious cycle!!! Help!!! Time to get notes from pple, haven't revise yet. Next sem, must work hard!!! Sianz, have to plan my own timetable, haiz...

LL did very well for her exams, 1 A, 1 B+, 2 B, 1 D and 1 F (coz she did not take the paper) but she not going to continue study anymore, she said she sianz of engineering liao. I don't understand why, she obviously had the brain to study and I remembered she told me she had took engineering in SP was because she had interest. why the sudden lost of interest? Becoz our course is too tough? Then what am I suppose to do then? Withdraw like her? I did so much terribly than her and I don't have much confidence that I will do well next semester too. If like that, am I wasting my time and effort? Will I be better off working? I don't think that I did not put in enough effort for this semester, in fact I put in a lot, yet my results was still like shit. So am I suppose to struggle through these 3 years, then get a lousy 3rd class honour degree and beg for job? I am scared, very scared, if 14 hours of study churn out a results like I had never study, does it mean I am stupid? Like roomie had said, hardworking but not smart also no use? Am I proving this theory correct? I think I am getting stupid in Uni. Am I? I think I am, judging from my results from primary school to now, I am getting stupid. Grr... chicken essence please!

Oh My God! So cute!

Isn't the baby seal just so adorable? Wah... I want, who can buy for me? More cute pics to suck your bandwidth...

Merry X'mas! =)

P/S: Some pics are from my own collection, some are from http://cuteoverload.com/

D-Day

Today is Doom's Day, results was out in the afternoon. I failed to meet my expectations. Enough said, I was doing sleeping therapy for the whole day, to ease my mood. I'm not very very very very sad until I cried or anything. I was prepared for the worst, but still, the feeling wasn't any better with the mentality preparation. Oh Gosh, I need to repeat this cycle for another 2.5 years, HELP!!!

Exam Result releasing soon

OMFG! (Oh My Freaking God!) Exam Result is due to realease this but I am not sure which day. Ambithabha Halleluyah, please let me pass all!!! *Cross my fingers*

Mum dyed her hair finally, LOL. Although effect isn't that obvious, at least it's a small step to something new. She had passed a "decree" that I cannot dye my hair, fine... It's been few years since I had whole head of black hair... Time for a change.... :P

The new Channel 8 series "Love Conceirge" (Not too sure if I spelled correctly) is to be aired pretty soon, and guess what I found out: I had the same bangs as Apple Hong's, i.e. I got the same goddamn fringe as her... Sianz...

Darts friendly matches on wed and fri, OMFG! Very scared...skills pretty bad leh... hoped can aim at least not so disgracefully!

I had a new funky hairstyle

X'mas is coming near and definitely, everyone wants to look at their best right? So do I. Therefore, I had a haircut at the Sandstorm in Jurong Point, which cost $19.90. It's within my budget for "expensive haircut", for I used to have $8 haircut only (use to be $5), but it's getting more and more disappointing, so I decided to try my luck at these saloons situated at shopping centres. I was at Plaza Singapura with PZ, and we scouted around the saloons, checking out the price, the cheapest was $26, and the most expensive was $44, ridiculous! And all these did not specify hair length! So, I decided to try Sandstorm since it was newly opened, and after checking out the price, I find it quite alright for me... So I bravely asked for the service.

Cutting hair is a big event for me, coz I want to try something new yet I'm scared it will turn out hideous. The stylist showed me a file, asking me what hairstyle I want. I told him I did not need the book coz the hairstyle I always choose is the "safe kind" for me, so ended up same same lah. I told him to decide for me, just maintain the length will do, and I trust his judgement lah (porh him a bit). A big gamble, coz what he thinks is nice for me might not be nice to me. Anyway, heck lah, words already out. So, my hair was in his hands. As he cut, he explained what he would do this blah blah blah. So he cut off my highlights, thin my hair and and said I can perm my hair at the back, hair in front remains and would looks really Kawaii kind. Erm... budget tight, next time. As for my fringe, I decided to cut it coz I realise I look very chao lao fringeless. And he actually asked what kind of fringe I want and what kind had I cut before. Damn professional I would say. When he decided the fringe type, I curiously asked him how would I end up looking. He said, "Cute cute lor", -_-!!!

Anyway, long story short, I'm very pleased with this new hairstyle, although it looks a familiar to me in some ways, but better than my previous one which was like for a year liao, damn sianz. It's funky and yah, my friends said I look like 傻大姐 (Silly Sister). I eagerly took some photos when I back in hostel. Let me show you all, ^_^

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"Fresh out of saloon"

"A day later" "Looks better with specs" "Act cute, YEAH!"

XXX version of the Classic Three Characters, 三字经

I laughed my head off at this one. Salute the translater!
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人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

魂断在 Jalan Bahar

I almost met with an accident along Jalan Bahar yesterday. The bus driver was speeding, and he had not noticed someone flagging the bus. So when he sped past the bus stop, he screeched to a sudden halt and that poor guy had to run to the bus in the middle of the road. That Chao Driver did not learn his lesson, he was again speeding along up the hilly road when he had to stopped suddenly because someone pressed the bell, all the passengers were thrown forward by this. So, to prevent this from happening, all those who wanted to get off at the next bus stop would press the bell when the bus was about to leave from current bus stop and that bloody driver could not speed. What a ride, more thrilled than Escape's Panasonic ride I tell you.

Reasons for not getting a bf

I had a chat with a buddy of mine just now, a guy. After talking to him, he enlightened me why I can't get a bf.

Reasons for not getting a bf:

1. I do not apply make up
2. I have ugly hair
3. I always wear loose T-shirts
4. I am fat
5. My smile is not fresh (dunno what he mean by this also)
6. I do not bother to dress up
7. I am not feminine/sweet/cute
8. I am tough in some ways
9. I have no image
10. I dunno how to babytalk, or sa jiao or sai-nai.

Tamade fuckanana. You think I care meh?

LOL, just an interesting opening paragraph lah. Anyway, cannot kaopeh him, I had asked him to DYI a PC for me, so cannot make him angry, but don't think he reads my blog also. Wah ha ha.

BTW, my Star Award entry is rotting. I wanted to watch the rerun again, but I missed it this afternoon coz I was busy wrapping Jamie's P1 books. So anyway, may I proudly present my version of Star Award. *clap clap*

• Most Dangerous Curves - Jacelyn Tay, her neh neh how come suddenly so big?
• Most Zuo Bo - Newbies from the Superhost and Starstruck, Wei Lian and Kelly. What the hell are they doing there?
• Most Bo liao - Zoe Tay for creating a scene and unable to settle nicely
• Worst Presenter - Christy Chung for speaking lousy Mandarin
• Most Lewd Presenter - Da Bing for saying funny but lewd joke in such grand event
• Least Deserve Winner - Rui En, she popular meh? Feel like slapping her chao face, especially the National Day MTV
• Most Deserve Winner - Kym Ng, she so hot with from youngsters to grannies, but she did not win
• Best Comment - Kang Kang's "That's because you are sitting too far" when someone shouted he was handsome
• Worst Dress - Hong Hui Fang, her dress sucks big time, like bak chang like that
• Worst hairstyle image - "Ruan Mian Mian" Jesseca Liu, should keep her long flowing hair, that's her trademark
• Most Aeroplane Chest - Joanne Peh, she's so flat that she can't support the dress, and she cannot wear Push-up Bra coz her dress needs her to reveal her back
• Sexiest Back - Joanne Peh, Michelle Chia
• Sexiest Legs - Huang Biren, her legs very long
• Sexiest Tummy - Patricia Mok, so flat, no ounce of fats!
• Most Princess-like image - Jeanette Aw
• Sexiest Lips - Taiwanese Xiao Qiang
• Best Quote - Chen Hanwei's "Best Actor is salary, Most Popular is bonus, but I will continue to pay my tax"

That's what I can remember, any contributions? =D

Survivor ending on next friday.

I remembered what I want to blog liao, the earlier was basically reminding how piggy I have been. FINALLY! Steph won her first immunity for the 2 seasons! Oh Great! She finally proved herself that she can win and not sore loser. Lucky her, always get to gorge on the Reward Food again. Hmm... she is digging her own grave also. The jury consisted of the people she betrayed. Think those people will be smirking when they choose who gets to win the million dollar. I hope Rafe wins, he had played the game well and honestly, though sometimes he sidetrack as well. Finale on Monday, Reunion on Friday. Oh gosh, so fast!

Eat and sleep, just like a pig. Oink! Oink!

Gosh, woke up at bloody 1pm today, nua until cannot nua, woke up bath and had my SOP meal: milo and biscuits. I'm having a piggy lifestyle these 2 weeks. Must exercise... have to exercise...

Suppose to meet my fren at Commonwealth Mrt Station at 5pm, but I am Tu-ing Queen, I talk kok with my fren on the phone until 4.12pm, then I hastily packed my bag, still on the phone. When I leave hostel, it was already 4.40pm, heng I bath earlier, if not I would have aeroplane my fren liao. I was debating whether to hail a taxi, book a taxi or take the bus. Well I did all 3, very stupidly. The cabs that came into my school, did not seemed to turn back to get out in the same route. Plus, waiting for cabs in my school is like waiting forever, so I decided to take bus to go to the interchange, where there is a taxi stand, so that I did not have to book a taxi. My logic told me that $1 to go interchange is better than booking a cab, which is $4. Yah, so I took 15 minutes to reach interchange. Shit, forgot peak hours, taxi stand long queue and there seemed to be no taxi in sight. Don't wanna wait too long, I skipped out of the queue and booked a cab. Do you ever wonder this? When you want a taxi desperately, all taxis seemed busy. When you don't need a cab, there are infinite numbers of them on the road. Yes, after I booked a taxi, tamade lot of them came flooding to the taxi stand. -_-!!! The guy who was behind went off long long ago and I was still waiting for my bloody cab. Cannot go back to queue anymore coz it was longer than I first arrived. I am very stupid... grr... should have just book the cab when I was in school. Save time save money.

Cost of taking a bus: $1

Cost of taxi trip and booking fee: $14

Cost of lesson of stupidity: Priceless Heartache

This is not the only lesson I learnt, I also took a class on "Carelessness".

Cost of replacing matricualtion card: $21

Cost of replacing EZ-link card: $21

Cost of trip to do the replacement: 3 days of effort, 2 weeks of waiting

Cost of lesson learnt: 2 kg of fat lost due to walking up and down the hill (Why is that damn office in such a stupid geographical location?) and living on a tight budget for that bloody week.

Time to sleep, helping Jia with Mum's part time job tomorrow. (I wasted 15 minutes to help her choose clothes for her friend's birthday celebration tmr, in the end she decided to go in polo T and jeans, -_-!!!)

I miss home-cooked food.

Here I am sitting, enjoying a cup of nice hot 3-in-1 instant milo, dipping Japan's brand, made in Thailand biscuits, Meiji, very old-school style of breakfast. However, it is not breakfast time now, is dinner time. -_-!!!

I had just woke up from my nap, timed 3.5hrs. Play netball very tired lah, plus sleep late wake up early. After my bath and laundry, I auto switch into ZZZ mode. Want to buy dinner, but my hall's food sucks, the quality suddenly plunge into the lowest level now that they are less people hanging around the hall. Too far, too late and I too lazy to get from the other hall where the food is so much nicer, (I love the beefball kway tiao, nice, featured in Makasutra and Yummy King b4). So I just settle with milo and biscuits lor. Anyway, there will snacks serve during training later, with milo also. This will remind me to re-stock the titbits and buy refill pack milo also, when I come back to hall next week. Yah, I'm in-charge for the food. :)

I was dreaming home-cooked food just now, gosh, can't wait to be back home, tmr, =D.

BTW, been having repeated dreams lately. Those dreams I had them years ago, and now it's back again. Weirdly, in one of the dreams I made just now, I dreamt about taking Jamie out, and I actually carried her throughout the whole journey. FYI, the Jamie I dreamt was more like 2 or 3 years old. She's now 6, heavier than a pack of 20kg rice, no more strength to carry her liao.

Optical illusion

It's another boring and wasteful day. The only good thing is I washed my clothes, bad thing is it is raining now. Wanted to go and play badminton, but there's only 2 courts, and rackets we have to borrow coz don't have. Then JT took half the court and b4 I can ask RBC to join me, 2 guys occupied the court. Sianz of waiting, I went to my room.

Today during darts training, we welcomed a new member, RL. She very funny ar... I played with her I laughed non-stop. And by chance, she somehow made the dart invisible! It was like this, I was sitting by the side, waiting for her to finish her turn. After her second dart, she stunned and asked, "Where is my dart? Where did I fling it to?" I thought she was too tired until she blur. So I replied, "Both darts on the wall, what are you looking at?" I walked towards her and then I saw it, there was only 1 dart, but when I walked out of the spot, there were 2! It's was so incredible that many of the players came to look at this optical illusion. RL also took the invisible darts with her phone. This is more "power" than the darts stacking on top of each other!

Tmr playing netball. Finally I'm doing something that will make me sweat. My skipping rope is collecting dust already. Shall bring my sport wear next week, and check out the kickboxing schedule also.

I dunno how to tell TB

Ok, I just helped TB asked the girl who's her crush. Sorry, TB, is not you. I dunno how to tell u, so I decide to say it thru my blog. Hmm... be glad that you finally got an answer and work hard for your project!

Someone said she will be my lesbian partner

LOL. Yah... This person is none other than my primary school friend, JNN. Come come, I'll agree. Ha ha ha.

Just came back to hostel, went to meet a friend at Lavender, coz near her work place. While I was going to come back, PZ called me asking me where am I. Turned out that she had went back to school to attend an intern briefing but it was so boring that she potan and called to ask me out. It was too late for our favourite mee hoon kuay at AMK, so I told I her I am already at Lavender mrt station and would reach JP half an hour later. Poof! I reached and had my lunch at Kopitiam. Guess what I ate? Mee Hoon Kuay lor... ke ke ke.

So we started chit chat coz it's been a month since I last saw her (that time was a short meet up so didn't talk much). PZ had her lunch earlier, so she watched me eating lah. Then I asked cheekily, "Don't you have to meet him today?" She answered coyly, "I'm meeting him for dinner later lah". At this point, I acted like I was very pissed off and shrieked, "Wah lau... so you had look for me to fit into your schedule, aiyer, why u like that? Got boy boy so now I'm second liao, hmpf! Don't flen u liao, so sad..." and we chuckled after that. If I had known earlier she was to meet him at Bugis, I would have asked her to come down instead, then can go Bugis and shop. Long long time since last visit.

BTW, JP's 1st level washroom had a revamp and it is so much brighter, cleaner and smell nicer. When I visited it, 2 questions popped out: 1) What is a mirror doing inside the cubicle? 2) Why did they placed the hook on the side and not at the door? Seriously, I got pretty freaked out by the mirror coz I was so scared it will reflect to outside, but heng ar, the sinks and mirror are not like last time, in front of the cubicles, they were at another section. Still, it looks dumb to me why they must placed mirror inside. Coz the reason we go inside cubicle is to relieve ourselves, and not to check if their hair is messy or makeup is ruined. It's even more impossible to do that after the "relief", right? And the hook, quite small and placed by the side is pretty weird. Coz Sg's standard is always at the door one. Trying to be creative and put beside? Another dumb part was the hook is just above the toilet paper dispenser, so my sling bag was not given enough vertical area to hang. Hmm... just some thoughts after using, but the most important thing is the washroom is cleaner now and the water taps are sensor type.

PZ laughed her head off when we were at MOS burger, coz I was imitating a baby behind us. It was like this, the table behind us was initially empty. Then this couple sat down and had their baby girl sitted in a baby chair. I back faced them, so I didn't know there was this cute baby behind us until PZ stared at her intensely. Being KPO, I turned back and saw this baby girl looked at us with her gorgeous eyes open wide, her little mouth a little wide open and drooling. You know, the very standard "baby look at you like you are weirdo" look. So I also monket see monkey do. Upon seeing that, PZ started to laugh uncontrollably, teary and red face. "So funny meh?" I chuckled coz I know I must have looked damned hilarious. "I can see exact resemblences between you too", PZ in hysterical mode, answered. But I can only visualise me and the baby coz I cannot see myself. Hee hee, so I decided to take a picture of this famous "babyface" that I had imitated and share with you all.

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Is this what we always said "baby face"?

No wonder PZ laughed until she cramped. Hideous!

I am so tired...

The shopping for steamboat's food, the carrying of items, the preparation, the washing up, then later the welfare's milo making, buying of foodstuffs, clearing up, and darts training tire me so much... Actually the culprit is I slept too late last night and woke earlier than usual. So now, I am on my way to Dreamland le... ZzZzZ

Star Award entry think have to push backward liao. Yawn....

Wah ha ha ha... I felt so honoured

Why? Coz I had become a 爱情顾问 (Love Consultant)! Mu ha ha ha

Actually it's like this, after my last entry on the lovesick thing. This friend of mine, let's named him Troubled Brainy (TB, not tuberculosis hor), msned me and commented that that entry was rather impressive (I shall write a part 2 when I free, lol) and I replied thank you lah. After a long pause, he said he got something to ask me, at first I thought he wanted to ask me out or what, ah ha ha. What? Think think a bit also cannot meh. In a situation like this it's hard not to think that way when he like msn me so rarely you know. So it turned out that he was troubled by love affairs lah. Phew, thank god what I thought didn't came true, if not I dunno how to reject him. Ha ha ha! TB, I'm just joking around lah. Anyway, I promised him I will not tell anyone, but I didn't say I will not blog it out. Ha ha, so now I shall reveal to the whole world, clean your eyes, open wide, read properly and loudly.......

TB confided in me about his love problems!

Okie... Just teasing you all. I will not say too much lah, coz I promised him and I will keep my word. He msned and called me to tell me the whole thing. My first reaction was shocked, second reaction was double shocked, third reaction was I can't stop giggling when he called me. Coz usually see him so cool cool de, didn't expect him to feel so troubled over things like this. I am honoured that he actually confided in me, coz somehow it symbolized an upgrade to our friendship. Long Live Friendship! It's not often that I have guys coming to me asking for opinions. Girls? Aiyah, they tell everyone they know one lah except blood related. (There are exceptions also) Long story short, I've promised to help him lah, maybe also 积德 (accumulate good karma) for my future relationship, just in case. Hee hee. Little hint, his name is the same as a cat. that is... Garfield! LOL. (Like this is a subtle hint) Shall go to sleep liao. This entry precede my Star Award entry, so yah, watch out for my next entry. I want to make you all laugh off from the chair. (A subtle promise,LOL) A good entry must have good computer so that I can do some photo editing mah. right? Okie okie, shall go to sleep liao. ZzZzZ

Steph, cheap things, guys disappoint me so much

I was so disappointed with Steph last Friday on "Survivor". How could she bite the hand that helped fed her? Judd is really a loyal friend who stood by his promise, he stood by for Jamie, and he took care of Steph. He brought Steph along for the Reward Challenge together with her boyfriend and yet STeph voted him out of Survivor. This is really a dumb move for Judd knew who voted him out, Steph can say sayonara to the one million dollar unless Judd does not bear the grudge.

Went shopping with Jamie just now, actually was to run an errand for Mama: buy 4D, meat, light bulb and some snacks. A habit of mine was to snoop around those skin products section, be it Watson (newly opened), CK Departmental Store and NTUC. I like to compare the prices. 不比还好，比了心痛。(Loosely Translated: Don't compare still OK, compare liao heartache). I thought I got a good bargain buying Lo'real facial wash from Watson at $7.90, coz usually is $10.90, last friday on my way home from hostel. Today I swaggered to CK and to my horror, THEY ARE SELLING 2 FOR FREAKING $10, one for $5.90 only. Dui right? Grr... not only this, I also just bought the Power Vanish O2 powder, smaller tub at $8+ same day. Now it is on offer, $7+ for the big tub. Kanasai....

Was feeling kinda "lovesick" last night, LOL, coz my good pal is finally attached! And she hoped that I will find one soon blah blah blah...saying I will find one in Uni one lah etc. I told her, I don't dare to think too much, now rather pak tor with my books. I was telling how guys emphasized so much on the outside, i.e. looks lah, especially cannot be too fat. So yah lah, I don't hope for too much. Then she dunno is to cheer me up or bring me down, saying: Not all lah, but most of them are like. Don't worry lah, you will meet your Mr Right one day. After this little conversation, I was feeling very sick about this whole BGR thing, so lovesick lor. Ever since I got into Uni, the people around me seems like they are mentally prepared to get marry after they graduate. JT said most of the guys in Uni are already looking for life-long partner, dunno how true is that but it seems so. Maybe I am a bit of feminist lah, especially my stand that both sex are equal in some areas, so for me although I yearn to be in a relationship, but I do not expect to marry the guy after courtship, I want to pursue my goals first before I consider settling down. Yet when I said that, people will say, "Aiyah, when you are attached, maybe you won't think this way, you might even want to get married soon and starts a happy family. " Er... no no no... The thought of it makes me shiver down my spine. Start a new family is a huge commitment, unless I'm 100% confident that I can be a good wife good mother, else I will not jump into the grave.

I do have guys who wooed me, but then hor, it's those online freaks lah and you know how online desperados usually turned out to be: Not very good looking (I'm do not mean handsome, I mean they are not even half as average), old (old as in they are of the suitable age for marriage but just no gf), poor (They do not hold a proper job or). I'm not despising them, but gather from my experience, usually they belong to one of these groups, if not all three. I don't know how on earth I attracted these weirdos, somehow I sensed that it might be because I'm fat, so they think I also desperate to get a bf if they knew I don't have bf. And roughly you can guage your own standard when it comes to choosing bf and gf. Example, normal looking gal would look for a normal looking guy, weird looks go for weird looks. Like Ah beng and Ah lian like that lah. So basically these freaks would go for the same or below their average. Please bear in mind most guys go for pretty gals hor, so when they mean same or below, basically means the gals below those pretty gals. Yet, they forget gals also have their standards and usually it's a HUGE difference. So when they thought the gals might not mind looks or whatever shit, yes it's true that we gals do not look on the outside, but also the standard also cannot reach too low. Like Fann and Christopher, he is not as rich as her but at least got the looks. Mark Lee no looks got humour, you know? But those freaks basically, they are showing me how desperate they are and it is such a huge turn off. Those whom I can chat jolly well to and is normal, sorry hor, all taken if not, yah lah, they can look for someone better. Really hate it when people (especially guys) said I set my standards too high. It's not me who set it too high, it's the guys for bloody sake lor!

I think I will force to be a lesbian one of these days... Hmm.. If I were to become lesbian... Chances that my gf will be:

1. PZ: 0%, coz she's attached and she wants to marry her boy
2. YL: 0%, she loves her freedom too much
3. JT: 0%, she wants 4 kids and I cannot give her
4. LH: 0%, she has so many guy friends around her, how to be les?
5. LL: 0%, she still miss her ex bf and yah, guys are wooing her

Become lesbian also so chaim and ke lian, be nun lah. Kanasai.

Jamie's terrifying stunts

Wah lau, today my heart almost failed! Anyway, today's cleaning was only 60% done, I still have that beloved cabinet not yet cleared, but I had managed to wash away Jamie's "surprises", whoopie! That brat, stil had the cheek to say, "You didn't clean properly!" Wah lau, please lor, she outlined the screwhead, how am I suppose to scrub with my fat fingers? Should have asked her to scrub...

Mum shifted all the statues like Ji Gong, Guanyin, Fu Lu Shuo and Cai Shen (I'm so blesssed now, lol) on the organ to my study desk's shelf, then Cheeky Jamie asked, "Why is your room like a temple now? You are becoming like Dadi is it?" I really went -_-!!! FYI, Dadi is a character in Tong Xin Yuan who is a devoted Buddhist and his house is very Buddha-ly. His mother, semi-senile just commented that his house is like a temple, so Jamie copied her words...
And Jamie almost got herself paralysed for the rest of her life or worse, dead, in the late afternoon. I had no idea how she did it, she should not even have done it. The cabinet in Jia's room toppled like the the leaning tower of Pisa, and mirrors were smashed into pieces and drawers were falling off! Luckily, the 2 botton drawers acted as pivot to support the whole cabinet, if not Jamie's brain might turn to juices or she will be crippled, coz the cabinet is so heavy. When I rushed to the room, I saw her 2 hands were still hanging on to the 2 middle drawers (the cabinet has a total of 6 drawers), and her foot (dunno left or right) was support one of the drawers. My heart almost popped out of my mouth when I saw that. The commotion awoke my father and he also scared to his death, to see his baobei daughter's life jeopardized by the heavy cabinet. Anyway, while I was clearing the mirrors, Dad was chanting big words at us lah, talking how heaviest things should be below, if not cabinet will not balance blah blah blah. On the other hand, we try to get the whole picture from Jamie, as how could the cabinets fall over like that. Mum deduced that she might have been playful and stepped on the drawers, and it toppled when it could not tahan her weight and the items in the drawers.

Yah, this was supposed to be yesterday's entry when Blogger hanged. Anyway, the above was partially recovered and I am too lazy to recall what I typed yesterday. Let's talk about today, hmm.. nothing much. Woke up, eat, leave home, suppose to meet friend but kanna dua, went to JP and stock up my food ration, reached hall, unpack, chit chat with JT and LY, meeting, dinner, darts training from 8pm to 11.30pm for me lah, the rest played till 1pm. Yeah, pretty boring. The happening thing is... I won 2 seniors but lost to 1 during training today. Paiseh paiseh leh... I heng heng win one, coz the 1st senior BP was changing his style tat's why more or less had not got the hang of it. The other senior, J, who played for fun, "challenged" me coz I won BP, and I heng heng won him also. He was quited elated when I won him and he "yeahed". The rest thought he won but he explained that he was happy that I won him coz this means there is hope for out hall darts female team. Stress.... >_<''' Later when I played with JH, I lost to him terribly. He had won me by checking out consecutively 3 times on the "double ones", which was one of the hardest aim. He had happily dubbed himself as "Double One King", LOL, well dubbed. I think I had played quite well considering I did not ask for handicapped, which is additional points for girls when we play against the guys. Not bad lah, hor? At least for me I'm quite pleased. Shall work hard for IH!

Stupid blogger

I am so super pissed with Blogger. Everytime I typed a superduper chao ji long entry, the system will hang on me and poof! Entry all gone, and it's always the one I forgot to copy. Grr... now so late, I dun want to retype le lah, angry. Tomorrow then blog. Super pissed.

Tiring Day

Wah biang.... Today I cleaned Jamie's room from 1pm to 9pm then still got to mop floor, I finished at around 11pm leh.. (went to watch some TV in between, thus the long hours). So tired... by the time I showered, it was already near to 1am. Went online and "saw" my friend, 1st thing he typed was: "waiting for your hair to dry?" Wah ha ha... know me so well... but he thought I went out and had fun when I'm actually at home the whole day lor... -_-!!!

Jamie's amount of stuffs can fight with me, just 6 year old yet she already occupied some many drawers and cabinets. Just her clothes alone is 5 drawers I think, and a wardrobe. Her misc stuffs like pencils, colouring kits, toys and storybooks took up another 3 cupboards and some space in the storeroom... HORRIBLE! After clearing up her stuffs from Jia's room and Mum's room, at least can "consolidate" and organize her things properly. I will be safekeeping her pencils, lol. Was shaving those pencils before I went to bath, was pretty "excited" to see all the long ones together, short ones together. Then I put some that do not have nice patterns or had become very short one, in a pencil holder for her to use. The rest, I keep till she finish using those. Very fast one lah... soon she can use those new pencils, better disclaim if not people think I bully her. LOL. We treat her so nice, help her clear her stuffs, do "audit" somemore, where in the whole world got 2 such boliao sisters. LOL.

Later on will be my room's turn liao. Shall wipe my wardrobe, PC table and study table. =D

Do you have fragrant poo?

I think COS (Cleaniness Obsession Syndrome) sounds better, agree? What's the correct term for 洁癖？

Anyway, I went down to meet KCQ at hall 15 to have lunch, coz the food there is a google times better than our hall. On our way, we had a little pointless argument, about poo. Yes, shitty entry again, lol.

KCQ was whining how she was too afraid to go toilet in the wee hours to wee wee. Well, with the blocks almost empty, so quiet, and the communal bathroom which looks like those HK ghostly shows, you know, white tiles, a lot of mirrors that are being placed opposite each other and thus you will see a lot of reflections of yourself, ghastly coloured doors and the old old feeling like in the 80's like that, I also scared lah. And then she was commenting that a certain hall had it differently, instead of a communal bathroom in every level, their was a bathroom being shared between 2 rooms instead, then she popped this very funny sentence: "Like that not really good hor, must wash the toilet yourself and can smell people's poo after their 'business'." And the argument started in a gentle way.

Me: K lah, poo is smelly one what. Anyway, the smell will disperse after a while.

KCQ: But still it's smelly what, and since those people will be staying inside their room mah.

Me: It's just like your toilet in your house what, will you complain smelly if you happen to use after someone pooed?

KCQ: I will niam a little bit lor...

Me: Okie, but it's not as if your poo is going to be any better.

KCQ: It's always no good to sniff something pungent what.

Me: My point is, since living under the same roof, in this case, hostel, and you should know it's common to poo smell to spread, then just tolerate for a while and soon it will be gone what.

KCQ: But some people don't think like that mah, the people in my old workplace used to complain.

Me: You mean you ar? LOL.

KCQ: No lah...

Me: Still deny? You said you will "niam" what. Ha ha. I think it's alright to complain if it's smelly because it wasn't properly cleaned, and not because someone just shitted.

KCQ: But they also complained lor.

Me: Then you should retort, "If you can find a poo that smell nice, I give u money." Why are these people so narrow-minded?

KCQ: They are just like that lor...

Me: Next time they said this, must ask them if their one is nice or not. This argument is getting pointless and stupid...

KCQ: But.... you see ar...

Me: Stop, don't say anymore!

KCQ: But...

Me: Stop lah...

Okie, I do complain smelly toilets but not smelly poo, coz no poo in the world is nice. If there really is, then maybe we can sell them to Japan since Japanese like to eat shit, they won't mind poo that smells nice

Anyway, last night I was feeling very grouchy. Think the rubbish English pop music affected me. Usually, I can tahan idoitic questions, like "are u virgin?" or "do you have sex before" etc , and I just entertained them with "Ha ha", but last night, I blew my temper and I scolded them, that is I typed in uppercase, "You are so fucking irritating!" Then another Washington guy (he did not ask stupid questions, we were actually chatting about living abroad and exposing to different cuktures) was there pestering me to let him call me, I got fed up despite telling NO NO NO and then "You are so fucking irritating" was typed and I blocked him. And next I got so pissed off with my friend who talked to me and he was throwing me with questions, and I no longer tahan when he asked, "Am I very irritating asking you so many questions?" I told him yah, he was and I told him I am feeling very pissed, let me cool down and will talk to him again. So I did not reply him after that and close the conversation window. Then, he stupidly go and msned me "Ok, good night", I closed the window. Then seconds later, popped up "take care". I closed again. Then popped the kiss animation, fuck it. I typed: "STOP IT!" Oh my god! What happened to me last night? I am usually so peaceful. Think must be the ICQ guys again. I tell you, ICQ is smaller than Singapore, I met those guys who I had ignored again. Freaking. Last night, I met this one who was like pretty decent, after adding him to MSN, he was surprised that I was already in his contact list. I also thinking very weird... it was only after I saw his pic, then I "orh... you ar". He was in my invisible list in ICQ and blocked list in MSN, but seems like you can still add them again. Anyway, see my conversation wih him below:

Him: hey, u r in my contact
Me: just added u mah...or u mean previously? u mean i were in ur contact even b4 i added u?
Him: i think so
Me: do i know u?
Him: i added u before
Me: huh... how come?
Him: dunno
Me: maybe we chat b4 few years ago, ha ha ha
Him: yup. so u go pic
Me: yah, u?

he put up his pic

Me: oh... u ar...
Him: yup
Me: yah, we chatted b4... -_^
Him: really

Me: yah... (I wanted to say how he ignored me) nvm... i leave it to u to recall who i am...
Him: let me see ur pic
Me: nope...
Him: why not
Me: becoz i very ugly...
Him: ic, thats ok wat, not ur fault to be ugly, i also ugly
Me: k lor... not as ugly as me... i worse, i very fat somemore...
Him: ic, show jus once, please
Me: okie, wait ar, i go and find a ugly one, ah ha ha ha
Him: k

I post this really ugly pic that I had trouble finding (the rest all had my charming smile, not ugly enuff, LOL),

Me: ugly enuff, lol, let me see.. u are an IT engineer, right?
Him: now looking for other job
Me: oh, why? current job tough?
Him: =)
Me: i understand...
Him: =)...aY, wat u wk as
Me: i used to work as IT support, now studying
Him: ic
Me: yeap...
Him: u got friendster
Me: yah...
Him: can i see
Me: hoho, tot u want to add... see? can....y not...http://www.friendster.com/useropen.php?uid=2448603
Him: there's nothing
Me: eh...i click also nothing.. wait ar... think wrong one. paiseh, i send u the link from friendster update, din occur to me it was an inactive account...
Him: k
Me: http://www.friendster.com/user.php?statpos=headernav, not too sure if u can see it... if still cannot... then u search for siqi lor
Him: wats ur friendster email
Me: limsiqi@singnet.com.sg
Him: =)...how old r u
Me: 21
Him: :, u look like 30 <-----Nabeh!
Him: u hard to find sex pertners? <----Tamade Cheebye!

Me: =? in any way does it matter?

Him: do u find hard to get bf? <------So KPO

Him: i used to be face too <-----think he mean fat

Me: yah... -_^ <------ I obviously turned off, so I just yahed to the bf question

Him: no gf... no u still V
Me: so wat if i am, so wat if i'm not? <-----blood boiling liao

Him: ermmm...depends wat u wan

Me: and pls pls pls go and check other my other photos b4 u say i look like 30...

Him: still very aunty leh

Me: anyway, I shall not comment whether I v or not... now i know y i had delete ur contact... ohh... okok, so i'm auntie... fine...

Him: =) <---- Still smile somemore

Me: -_^

He went "away" after that and I deleted and blocked him again. Stupid... Rubbish music rubbish people made me easily irritated. I was alright liao when I blogged the last entry and the song playing was "When you believe", see? Music sets ur emotions.

My room is possibly the cleanest room in the whole campus...

WHY? Because of 10 reasons:

1. I wiped my wardrobe thoroughly, even the hollow space after we took out the drawer I also did not let it off.
2. I wiped every niche and inch of my study table.
3. All items, be it shampoo bottle, toner bottle or container, I wiped them all.
4. All cables were not spared from the cleansing either, especially if I caught visible stain on it. Example: Handphone chargers, network cable, laptop adpator, thermos flask power cable.
5. All ports and panels, like network and telephone ports, undergo the process as well.
6. I swept the floor using static cloth was not enough, I mopped the floor 2 times too.
7. I shifted the table and bed just to clean the hidden corners.
8. Even the lights and fan switches had to be "undusted".
9. I washed my bedsheets today, so I also wiped the bed legs as well.
10. I CLEANED THE FREAKING CEILING FAN!

Actually, the last reason is enough to suffice that my room is the cleanest. WHO THE HELL IN THE RIGHT MIND WILL PAY $160 AND CLEAN CEILING FAN? Leave the job to the cleaners mah! I am siao right, I know you are all thinking I am siao, I admit also, coz I also think I siao. People at most just sweep and mop floor already very good, or maybe, wipe their tables. Think only people with OCS (Obsession with Cleaniness Syndrome) will clean the ceiling fan hor. Actually, the ceiling fan was not in my agenda. I was just laying back against my chair and tilted my head to curb the acheness in my neck when I saw the slow moving fan in speed 1 covered with "fur". My instinct told me, "You have to clean, only then your room will be really clean!" And then I proceded to change the dirty water and refill and cleaned them. -_-!!!

Anyway, I am proud that my room is now so spick and span. The floor is squeaky clean too! Yes, it really squeaks when I rub my sole against it. This "sole test", adapted and modified from a show I seen chicken years ago (donkey is out, chicken is the "in" things now). This clean freak, he would use his index finger, and rub against a bowl with much force, if it produce a squeak sound, it proved that the bowl is really clean. He would rewash the bowl if it does not squeak. Ho ho ho... I think someone must be quite happy to know my OCS is acting up again... LOL.

Of coz, the credit to all these cleaniness goes to my 15cm X 15cm rag. Poor rag, was just a inocent piece of table cloth, suddenly kanna downgrade to rag and had to clean so many shit. Yes, a personal record of mine again, I used only one cloth and 2 pails of water (it would have been one pail if I did not clean the ceiling fan) to clean everything. WAIT! Before you all "yee" at me, let me disclaim first. I had started with the least dirtiest item to the dirtiest, so yah, my stuffs is not disgustingly violated. Anyway, before cleaning, the rag was intact, pretty and rather clean except for a milo stain. After cleaning, it was torn, tattered and dirty. Poor rag!

BTW, I was shocked to see so many tags with regards to my last entry. Let me get back one by one.

To Fairy Godmother:

I got what you mean. What I trying to mean was, I should think the situation in a bigger picture before shooting my mouth off or in this case, type my hands off for whatever comments. Before I say anything, I should think with my 166MHz brain whether I'm fit to judge people first. Savvy? :D I still blog my blog as Siqi, not anyone.

To Dengli:

Yo! Update me once the tree is done. Very excited to know our exact number of relatives. Well, I'm not even at the funeral in the first place, so I should not have say that they were fakers. I'm in the least position to comment for I did not see it with my own eyes. You, Yanni and Jia were in a better position than me to tell who were really sad and who were not. Anyway, Ah Ma is peacefully cremated and lives go on as usual.

To Yanni:

Thanks! I am so happy happy happy now. Yesh, Ah Ma had so many descendents, hockee liao. Although it was pretty sad that no one was by her deathbed, but I should have thought it this way: maybe they had expected her to pull through, that's why no one keep vigil by her side, wanting to visit her the next day. Life is full of twists, things happen when you least expected. Anyway, like I said, I am in no position to comment.

See you pple this Saturday!

P/S: I had typed an even longer entry, but blogger just hanged and all the effort went down the drain. So I came up with this summarised one within 30 minutes, from what I can remembered. Poor me, 2 hrs efforts gone just like that. SHIT! KNNBCCB!

Damn it!

I typed for 2 hours and it hanged on me just like that! Now I have to retype! SHIT!

Exams over, YEAH!!!!

The "battle " is finally over after one long arduous month. For once, I finally have free time to do the things I want. I have so many things to blog, so many things to do. First thing first, I need to clean my room coz it's flooding with eerie hair. I can't remember when's the last time I sweep my floor, 2 weeks ago? And I desperately need to mop the floor coz dusts are accumulating in the corners and this stir up my 洁癖症, see liao sibe buay tahan. You know how trails of black lines appear when we shift the table or bed? Yes, my room is tat dusty. Yee... I know...

Saw the tag posted by DL, then I realised there were people who do read my blog regularly but seldom respond to the entries unless necessrily or they just read but no comment. It sets me thinking, whatever I typed here, what will those people who knows me think about me? Am I childish to them? Am I really that vulgar in real life? Am I that stupid? Am I rude? Am I ...? I shall watch out what message I'm sending out the next time I blog about something that might be impressed badly, like my earlier entry on my relatives who might 猫哭耗子假慈悲，I realise I'm telling people that my relatives were bad or something or "How come this girl so mean to her relatives, talk bad about them like that" etc etc. It was just a puffy comment while my mood was not so good. Hmm... must filter must filter. BTW, I think my blog is getting more and more boring... Yawn... I read liao also feel like sleeping. But hey, exams is over and my blog is going to be exciting again! No more exams woes! No more morbid thoughts! Although I would like to "recreate" my ideal funeral.

I want to go and take a long nap, blog again tonight. Hee hee... tired... Think tmr then sweep sweep mop mop, Roomie will be leaving in the morning and I have the whole room to myself, hee hee, don't have to worry about disturbing her and can do what I want, like shift the furniture, mop the whole place also can. Can do some scandalous affairs too, but too bad lah, I'm single leh. Mu hahahaha! Opps! I just exposed the well known secret of our hall life, ha ha ha. :P

Yesterday was such a nice weather to sleep, and poor us had to mug for exams...Rain whole day... and yah, my grannie was cremated yesterday. Haiz... no wonder the sky cry whole day. I shall go and nap now, blog again later. *Murmur murmur*

Morbid thoughts

It has been a terrible month. Exams were not smooth, Mum fell and now Grandma (paternal) passed away, and the worst is I can't send her off coz my bloody paper is on Wed and she will be cremated on Tuesday. To be frank, I'm not sad at all that's she passed away, I wasn't that emotional wrecked as 2 or 3 years ago, when my maternal grannie passed away in my house, that was terrible. Not I bo xim, but to be true, I think it's good that she no longer had to be tortured with the illness and being left alone in an old age home. It was pretty sad when I knew that she had passed away in the wee hours in the hospital, with no one by her side, despite having so many children. Kaoz!

Preparing the funeral was another hassle. All the while being a junior in the family, all I need to do is to follow whatever instructions they gave out lah. Some of my aunties and uncles like bo chup bo chup, some act act, see liao very sianz. Some very lazy also, just waiting to be served for food, one of my auntie had the audacity to ask Jia to portioned the bee hoon into 10, like banquet dinner like that. Siao... it's not as if she has no hands to do it, and she should do it since she's the one entertaining her friends. Anyway, Jia being the "cool" kind, knew how to deal with lazy aunties like that. If it's me, I think I just say I don't know how, the lamest excuse in the world. Then I heard from Jia that some of our younger cousins very not initiated at all, lazy and bo chup. Anyway, it's the kind you heard liao you will gek sim lah... those juveniles are just plain selfish and airbrained.

I can't help but feeling that my relatives are just so funny. Some just talk no show, some just act no talk. At least they did not bother to waste their crocodile tears, and wailed. Hmm.. maybe because the "show" will start today. I would love to see those fakers crying in front of their mother whom they had threw around like a ball, if they will. Maybe ask Jia for updates. BTW, I got reprimanded by her for keep repeating the "middle finger" joke and action. Yeah, I really did not care how those aunties and uncles will think of me for showing the middle finger repeatedly, but I think I could have say it without acting it out. Stupid me!

I was thinking a lot when in the train just now, now all I can remember are just so little. Haiz... memory is getting worse...

I don't know why, but I was thinking about my own funeral just now. Maybe I write it now in case of any mishaps, at least funeral will be done in the way I want. I'm not a true Buddhist, so I don't want a buddhist funeral. For for my own good, get some monks to pray for me will do. I don't want those ugly orhbit banners and blankets, get all my friends to do a banner and please get them to write wishes. All guests shall be served with chocolate swiss roll, save the effort of cooking curry chicken. Instead of getting an angpow with a 10 cent coin, all guest shall just received one M&M peanut chocolate in sweet wrapper. Please decor my coffin with luminious stars, at least it will glow at night. And last but not least, I want a blue theme for my funeral. So try to get me a blue coffin, blue photo frame, blue tent. And after I am cremated, please keep my ash at my home, coz it will be lonely to be staying all alone in that urn and in a temple. So boring.

I am getting so morbid...

I created a record

Wow, I am totally amazed by myself. I had created a record of not sleeping for 40 hrs. Amazing right? Let's see...

15th Nov: Woke up at around 7 or 8 am and started mugging. No afternoon naps, the only break I had was like having lunch and dinner. Then continue to mug until the next morning. So one sleepless night.

16th Nov: After my paper ends at 12pm, I had wanted to skip my lunch and headed straight back to hall and sleep. But paper was so demoralising, so KCQ and I decide to cheer ourselves up with food (We very easily contended one). Then, JT called me and asked if I want to go Jurong Point, and KCQ happened to ask earlier too. So, we decided to head to JP without lunch, coz JT need to be back to hall by 6pm, whoch is just nice I can head down to meet my frens too at 7pm. So we went back hall, and I told JT and KCQ to go and rot while I go and wash my clothes, bath then we can set off. Long story short, I met my frens and we K songs until 11pm. Then I went back home with the birthday gal sharing a cab(story later). Reach home, had to bath coz full of ciggie smell because the lounge was smoky. Before I bath, I change the calculator's batteries for my sister. Bath liao, a little refreshing, so online to chit chat, then my fren called me and we chatted till 2.30am, where I was already babbling nonsense, I had no choice but to go to sleep. And I slept till 2pm in the afternoon of 17th November. Scary... LOL

In the past, whenever we had overnight star gazing, it was also sleepless nights. But the best part was I would head straight to my bed and sleep when I reached home. This time, I did not even catch a wink, let alone say fourty winks lor. During the KTV session, I was quite stoned, and managed to sing a few songs. I was perked up when Teh Ni came with the surprise cake for Xueling and we started singing birthday song, so the atmosphere was liven up a bit and we had yummy ice cream cake, how to sleep? LOL. The cake was the same as we had for my rec sec in hall, so coincidental. Yummy... but we did not have spoon, so we were choked on the cocoa powder when we ate.

Birthday girl was very blur, she did not know we were supposed to meet up. I tot she knew it was going to be a surprise birthday for her since her birthday is just a few days away, but being the blur queen she is, she had no idea at all. It was a good gathering, seeing my frens all turning so pretty after working. Haha, coz now got money power to doll themselves. I felt so out of place with them. Coz study had makes me so old looking. LOL. Anyway, this birthday surprise tactic we used until 烂, my and Ivy's birthday wasn't a surprise coz we held parties. Teh Ni's birthday, we pretend we din know, coz he was so used to we gals being mindless and sensitive insensitive (really not getting enuff sleep, type wrongly and realise it only a week later, signed: 22 nov 2005). Then Yanqi's and Xueling's (the birthday gal), we also acted as if we are just hanging out as usual. 是不是用到烂？One tactic for all 3 birthdays. I hoped they will not be so "creative" to use it on my birthday, coz I think I will sniff it out and if I am not surprised, they will be disappointed. If I act surprise, I will be disappointed. 真矛盾。。。

Not that I not appreciative, I mean will you want something that you personally had experienced 3 times? Very sianz one lor... dated till now, I usually initiated the celebration myself. The best surprise was in secondary 1. I wasn't expecting a belated party coz they weren't my close frens. They were my primary school frens and we were at a fren's house who was just behind our school. So we were visiting her and suddenly, they popped out a cake and sang the birthday song to me. It was really a sweet guesture coz it happened when you least expected. Another one was when I was 16, I had the whole band members singing birthday song, so paiseh... Our drum major annouced to the whole band mah... it felt great also. In poly, it was a practical thing, you treat them, then you will have present. Last year, I did not have any celebration and therefore there was no gift, expected anyway. I was interning and on my birthday, I actually went back to my poly for astro activity, and they had buffet, so I amused myself with the pretend that, "not bad, still got buffet on my birthday" and I also very 不要脸 and told everyone it was my birthday. Haha. Self entertaining mah...

Now already 21, machiam no more reason to hold party and celebrate, maybe just a small gathering only bah. Haiz... it will be a nice surprise if they actually come up all the way to my hall, hahahaha... greedy me.. opps!

Anyway, I tot I can enjoy my day, but Jamie din go to school, so I was like entertaining her the whole afternoon. I asked her why she did not go to school, her reply was very sweet, "Coz you at home mah!" -_- dunno to laugh or cry...

2 more papers to go, ENDURE!

Phew... 好不容易熬了两个礼拜，now left only 2 papers to go. One on this coming Wed and another next Wed, then I will be the happiest gal when paper ends, for about 2 weeks to 1 month before the release of exam results. Then after that, if you are looking for me, think you will have to go to Lower Seletar Reservoir. Coz I think I will be so depressed by my exam results that I go and seek solace in the woods for weeks. No, I won't kill myself lah! The world is so beautiful, can't bear to leave yet.

Mum fractured her foot, and I went back last week to help out in the house and accompany her to the doc. Home is the best place in the world, I just had no mood to pick up my notes and grind into it despite the effort of bringing those bloody notes back home. Therefore I had inadequate preparation for today's paper. But I think I had done pretty good lah, except for careless mistakes in some parts lor, as usual, weird that how come I didn't see those silly mistakes. Like I said, careless is my forte lah.

Already in partial holiday mood liao, hee hee. Today have not touch CA yet, Wed's paper. Later going to KCQ's room to mug, coz Roomie sleeping soon. Just now we were on the topic on beauty, as usual lah. I was telling her how I aim to lose 5 kg by end of 2005, that is 1.5 more month (like real, hahaha). Then she said something that's enough to make me happy until next year: I should not wear specs too often, coz I have very nice eyes. Wah... drowning in my own happiness liao. Ha ha ha. She's the Nth person who told me this. Hiak hiak hiak, I know I have pretty eyes...*flutter flutter flutter* Haha, I am so BHB!

Shall go and mug le. ZZZzzzZZZ, sianz wor!

A Twist of Fate

Wow wow wow... Survivor never failed to give surprises, just when you most wanted to get this someone out, he wins immunity. Backup plan comes up to vote this guy who initiated to vote the winning guy before he won, he got the immunity idol. So in the eleventh hour, everyone had to vote someone out. Gary must be too happy that he won the idol, and voted Cindy without using his brain. Maybe he was too busy with touching his idol that he forgot to alias with Bobby Jon and Danni. Tonight's was such a twist of fate. I would love to see Jamie go... but too bad lah, Fate just like to screw people so much.

Judd was such as air-brain, there he lied to people the idol was on the floor, and there he was caught searching with his neck stretching longer than a girraffe. Jia wasn't very surprised when Gary found the idol, she said in a very cool manner, "Gary 比 Judd 高一个头，当然看得比他远啦！"

Anyway, I tot KCQ was already very acidic, I forgot I had an even acidic sister. She was telling me how fucked up her workplace was and blah blah blah. This is not the main point, one OL in her office brought a digicam to work and wanna took pictures of my sis and the other part-timer, a guy. This cheehong kia said, "Take also no use, u got bf liao, I also cannot put inside my wallet and see." Another OL heard this and kapoh, interuppted, "You know what's more 绝 to do with a photo? " At this point, Jia interuppted and said, "Paste his picture and offer him 3 incense sticks?" OL replied, "No, yours is more 绝, I only want to say use his pic as darts board only. You win, you win."

I shall hold my tougue next time if got the urge to quarrel with her, but then, now I hardly at home, 想斗嘴玩玩都没机会。 ：（

Surprises

I found a lot of surprises set up by Jamie while clearing my room today, damn sweet of her lor... I saw it in my wardrobe, on my study table's drawer, my cabinet, and shelves: 涂鸦！

Who to blame? No one but myself for I had placed 2 markers in my pencil holder. She's very smart, she had chose the colours to match those furniture, and therefore it was so ambiguous that I did not see it until I was clearing my stuffs and wiping the dust. Pengz...

I am so scared of another surprise 2 weeks later, so I'm bringing the markers back to hostel, and I hide whatever things I can hide, if not she will help me to 整容 for them. I pity the cabinets most, for my mum just bought them for me. Aiyoh... 真是一山还比一山高，想当年，我和佳只是用铅笔画我们家的墙，墙脏可以从新粉刷。现在她upgrade用marker pens, 还画在家具上，很难清洗lor... Mum was very amused when I saw all those 涂鸦 one by one, coz I was already like ＂算了，画都画了。。。＂Just when I had calmed down, DING! I saw another one... So she was telling Jamie that I'm scared of her already... haha!

Today accompanied mum to TTSH, the doctor's name was very amusing. He's an Indian, So I expect Muthu, Kumar, Bala then something ends with Napan or Nathan. His name is very zen lor... "Amithabha XXXX" (can't remember the last name). I understand Buddhism originates from India, but Amithabha had always been associated with monks' and nuns' chants mah, so now I saw someone with this name, it's really amusing. Next time I can ask Mum this, "Is your check-up the same doctor as last time, 阿弥陀佛医生？"　Anyway, the doc was very nice, very Zen. LOL.

Today whole day din study, jiat lat.... next week got 2 papers... Mon and Wed lor. Stressed!

I'm back at home

I'm finally back at home after 3 weeks of 修行 in 南山. 本人还得继续修行多两个礼拜，才能练完基本功而已。咳。。。and I don't even know can pass or not. BIGGER HAIZ...

AE killer lor, the paper so tough... I saw the paper, I really want to faint... confirm chop chop sure fail, coz I din do the last question and I think it's impossible to score full marks for the other 3 questions. Haiz...

Today's SS paper is so-so, not very difficult, but I think a bit gabera it up. Roomie really stunned me, she finished all the questions in 1.5 hrs and 1 hr for her to check. After the paper we were talking about it, as usual, my Pentium 2 brain works like a snail. 1 hr passed and I'm still at question 2. I always procratinate during exams, the straightforward questions I always wonder whether there's any trick up the sleeve. Like Roomie said, if you are fully prepared, you will sure know how to do. She was feeling quite upset when she realised one question she had done wrongly. So she was telling me, "This means I did not prepare enough for it, cannot repeat same mistake" Her words and her reaction stunned me, for she showed "prowess". 那个感觉满恐怖的。I can sense the cleverness in her, I can almost feel that she can do all the questions. 我不是要人比人，因为会气死人，but for her is 吓死人。I dunno how to describe, but I can see the gleam in her eyes when the exams finished. 好恐怖哟！I usually sense hardworking gene in people, even if they are clever, they also very humble. Not that she is not humble, but somehow I can just sense that brilliance in her, you know? Not to mention she is so hardworking and her memory damn good. She still can remember who is Fusheng from "我和僵尸有个约会" shown donkey years ago. I was mentioning it casually while flipping my i-weekly and she told me, "Nor... that vampire kid." Ding! Shocked! Stressed!

She's good at funny one liner also, she said our laundry lines looks like it had lanterns hanging from it. Yeah, she was refering to out "inner beauty". Ho ho ho.

Next sem must really work hard, must 化悲愤为力量！Some unkind words were exchanged and KCQ sibe sacarstic, she smsed me wanna borrow my Physics TB. Then she said, "must work hard if not people will say I stupid. Ur fren (Meaning my fren) very the unkind lor." When I mentioned the XXX name, she said, "dunno, my brain no good, cannot remember". So acidic...

Oh, must mention that my "boh gay" sister so sweet, gave me a hug when I reached home. =) Must go and sleep now if not "boh gay" will have to bang herself to sleep: She is sleeping with me tonight in my room and she is active with the lights on. And she very smart, I invite to sleep with me in my room coz now mum's ankle is "do not disturb", she said, "OK!, U sleep on the floor then!" -_-!!!

Careless is my forte

Haiz... I am just not fated to have Apples. Today's exam paper is rather easy, but I don't know what got inside my brain. The supposed vector question I thought as partial deriavatives. Like that also can.. duhz...The Parabola question will always be the pain in my heart. That question was so easy, so easy until I thought I'm solving secondary's school maths. Blinded by the easiness, I did not see the error. Kaoz!!!

Very tired after today's maths paper, no momentum to study. Was chatting with KCQ in study room, :P, for about an hour. Then I came here to check email a bit, still feeling lethargic leh... dun feel like studying. :( Cannot, today must pump oil. But then hor, I think my eyes bags got a lot of oil, so puffy and swollen. Roomie said study is a catalyst for ageing. The more you study, the faster you age. True... I think I see more lines on my face liao. The thing I want to do when exams ends: sleep 14 hours a day, to make up the 14 hours of study I do now.

I think I very "ask for it", why come back and study when the exam results will always disappoint me? Haiz... want to score well but I can't. Just don't have the brain to think a question thoroughly. Those fat mistakes were so obvious, but it took me 2 hrs later to figure it out after exams ends. Very duhz right? I think I need to request the school to give me extended hours for doing exam questions, reason being my brain is only pentium 166Mhz. LOL.

Headache... but got to continue study.... haiz... 5 more papers to go.

First paper: Maths

Will be doing my first paper for this semester later at 1.30pm. Good luck to myself. Feeling so lethargic. =(

Quick update on my stress level

A friend of mine complained I didn't blog, and she even offered to lend me her laptop, haha. But I too paiseh to use coz usually when I blog, I take my own sweet time to think and then throw out all the thoughts.

Nothing much to comment on Survivor, expected that Amy will be out, coz she really need to heal her elephant foot. She hurt so badly. Rafe was so shocked that Brian was voted out last night, the look on his face was classic. Did not enjoy watching Survivor last night, coz was watching with the damn security guard. He evn chidded me off for switching on both lights, said, "Wah! U open 2 lights ar! One enough lah" Tamade... I see he so old, ke lian him. BTW, the main problem why I didn't enjoy was the wasy he sat was very obscene, machiam like in his own home like that. Thank God JT was with me and to chit chat, if not Gu Nan Gua Nu, yee... so er xin! Using Hall pc which don't have chinese characters input, so pardon my hanyu pinyin if it's wrong.

Leaving my laptop at home is so damn good, I can really focus on my revision. I was so damn excited when I managed to solve 1 quiz problem last night. Ha ha, I'm Queen!!! Dunno KCQ solve already or not, coz we both stuck in this question. Wanna share with her the solution but scraed she said,"Aiyah, u so li hai, no need to worry le" . Hated it when people keep "polish" the wrong side. Not that KCQ is "por" me, but she is so damn worried that she can't make it and if I appear to be more li hai than her, she will think she is really weak and I don't wanna add to her anxiety. She is such a worry queen that sometimes I feel suffocated when with her. I'm also stress, but being with her makes me more stress.

Yah, I'm so stressed that I dreamt I was having exams and I couldn't finish it coz I took damn long time to do one question. A real exposure of how I usually solve questions: I take too long to think. I still recalled that the module in the dream was exactly the question I solved last night. Dunno is happy or worry. Told Roomie when I woke up, she joked, "Good lah, now you know the exam question le!"

I think I'm not very stressed but why am I having all this dreams? Think I'm just stressed of unable to achieve good results to prove my worth. (I'm trying to prove I'm not very hardworking but I can do well, see earlier entry on "COM=hardworking and smart?") Maybe subconciously I do want to attain "stardom" results. Always tell friends heck care what people think of you, yet I'm also one of those dumbers. NO! Do for myself, not for anyone!

K, enuff blogging, back to revision.

Brian is out, so sad

Just finished watching the "Survivor", I can't believe Rafe actually gave his immunity to Gary... thus poor Brian was voted out... Haiz... He was playing with everyone's mind, I tot it's good to see some brainer winning rather than brawner... :(

Watching the "I Guess" show just now, today's theme was "Sexy Brasseier Gals", actually is to see bosom gals lah. Ha ha, so funny, 2 actors from the other studio came to take a look when they knew those gals were gg to wear bras and model. Sibe tiko lor... That Jacky Wu also drooling...

Then was Msning with Roomie, and I was commenting to her how their B's look small comparatively to us. She somewhat agreed coz she is * mah, and when she compared, like different also. Then I was telling her she quite alright, coz just nice. Then she said, "No, tall at least must have a C". I think she will hunchback if she has cup C breasts. Anyway, it's down to propotionality, I said. If too thin but front too big, it's like a pair of chopsticks with 2 bells in front, sibe leh chey. =) Agree?

BTW, is there any breasts dehancement surgery? Someone I knew desperately need one. :P. No... not me, I'm happy with my ones.

I have no feelings of urgency...

Sianz... Exams are just round the corner and I'm like still not so stress like KCQ. KCQ the Pessimistic has been nagging into my ear that exams are coming, don't keep blogging. Today also revise for an hour only, and here I am again to blog...

My excuse for blogging all the time: I am super phucking stress, just let me blog can?

I shall blog any nitty gritty stuffs I want.

I think my 2 dead hamsters were gay last time. Coz I did see the bigger one "shagging" the smaller one. So did they died of AIDS? Ha ha ha ha

I had a weird dream, a dream that makes me feel guilty. My mum and sister jio me to go and work part-time. I agreed first coz I tot lazing at home also nothing to do, but when I know that it was banquet waitressing, I rejected. Then dunno why, the dinner was broadcast on TV and I saw my mum and sis slogging. :(

KCQ was in our room talking, we talked for almost 2 hrs. Time wasted, hee hee hee hee. She wanted to leave when we start on a new topic again. Ha ha.. no wonder people said "3 women" is like a share market. Ho ho ho! We talked from school results, to job, to weight, height, puberty and the fashion body. Endless wor...

Anyway, also good lah, I forgot what I to blog also, except the "gay hamsters" and the weird dream. Oh, yah, the argument...Hiyah, never mind lah, it's over anyway... Till I felt stupid again and recall it, then I blog about it. Now happy mood, dun wanna blog angry things.

Still dun have urgent mood to study, jiat lat loh... 2nd November is my Maths Paper, followed by killer module AE, by Tuesday I must 干掉 AE. Wednesday start Maths... haiz... 3 weeks of torture...

Must check my calcalator functions whether it has polar calculations or not, if not buy the Casio dunno which model can calculate simulataneous equations. Maybe can recommend this machine to my friend who can't do Sec. 1 Maths. I'M SO BAD!!!! But then hor, a 27 year old cannot do simple maths like this really ought to die, no wonder he can't find a gf coz we gals like smart guys! Hee hee hee hee. Anyway, show you all the question if not you all think I'm making mountain out of mole hill.

I drew this using the handwriting function in MSN, coz he was telling me the question thru the phone. Basically, he was asked to find the coordinates of the intersection point. The equations were something like this:

(100/y)+x=4---(1)

(100/x)+y=4---(2)

Damn simple right? When I knew the questions, I culdn't help it and burst into the phone, "Wah lau, this is so easy lor!"

He had the cheek the answer, "My maths lousy mah..."

Oh my god? How did he pass poly? Engineering course somemore... Pengz... He is a living proof that smoking and watching too many pornos make one stupid, I guess. Ha ha ha. Opps!

Laughing Day

Wah lau... today my intake of oxygen is especially high! Laugh until stomach hurts!

Morning ran after the wrong bus, super paiseh! Wah biangz... People from the 2 bus stops can see us very clearly that we were running! When I realised that we chased after the wrong bus, I used my sweater to cover my face, laughing hysterically like a hyena, and made my way to the opposite bus stop. Roomie trying to act cool lah... you can practically feel the intense glares of those people at the opposite bus stop. SUPER DUPER PAISEH!!! We shlould have remain cool as usual lah... bus come come lah, wait for the next one lor... time still early... duhz...

Yah, so morning exercise was running after the bus and laughing like a hyena. Double intake of oxygen than usual, including car fumes too.

Then today's last lecture of the day, we were required to do a teaching survey of the lecturer. Prof Funny was telling us to write some constructive and destructive comments, and not just shading the circles. Haha... now I know engineering students can be creative too... not dead and boring like machines. So Prof Funny showed us some seniors' surveys, and we did a Laughing Medly. Prof Funny is a Indian bald guy, a mole on his head, had moustache and speaks very fast. Examples of creative, constructive and destructive comments:

1. "Sexy, handsome, erotic. Can show me your chest hair so that to complement your bald head?"
2. "He make me horny"
3. "Speaks like an M-16 switch to automatic mode, please switch to semi-auto"
4. "He always comb his moustache and not his hair"
5. "Did he use conditioner for his moustache?"
6. "You prove that girls like bald guys like you"
7. "I can't talk to my girlfriend in your lectures. SHIT!" (We can't talk in his lectures, he will lose concentration)
8. "If I lose my mole I know who to look for"
9. "I love you, give me exam tips"
10. "Does moustache proves the level of cleverness? If so, exams don't set so hard coz many of us don't have moustache"
11. "No grass on the busy road; no hair on the clever brain"
12. "How did you polish your head to be so shiny?"
13. "Please speak slowly coz you don't drive a Ferrari in lectures"

There were a lot more, but these are what I can recall. Maybe next week he show us somemore, then I will note it down. He made us laugh at his own expense, how many Profs are like that? Haiz...

"Einstein is a genius with lots of hair, he is a genius with no hair" Too bad I thought of it after he showed us, if not I'll write it down for him and keep it as archive. LOL.