I had a chat with a buddy of mine just now, a guy. After talking to him, he enlightened me why I can't get a bf.
Reasons for not getting a bf:
- I do not apply make up
- I have ugly hair
- I always wear loose T-shirts
- I am fat
- My smile is not fresh (dunno what he mean by this also)
- I do not bother to dress up
- I am not feminine/sweet/cute
- I am tough in some ways
- I have no image
- I dunno how to babytalk, or sa jiao or sai-nai.
Tamade fuckanana. You think I care meh?
LOL, just an interesting opening paragraph lah. Anyway, cannot kaopeh him, I had asked him to DYI a PC for me, so cannot make him angry, but don't think he reads my blog also. Wah ha ha.
BTW, my Star Award entry is rotting. I wanted to watch the rerun again, but I missed it this afternoon coz I was busy wrapping Jamie's P1 books. So anyway, may I proudly present my version of Star Award. *clap clap*
- Most Dangerous Curves - Jacelyn Tay, her neh neh how come suddenly so big?
- Most Zuo Bo - Newbies from the Superhost and Starstruck, Wei Lian and Kelly. What the hell are they doing there?
- Most Bo liao - Zoe Tay for creating a scene and unable to settle nicely
- Worst Presenter - Christy Chung for speaking lousy Mandarin
- Most Lewd Presenter - Da Bing for saying funny but lewd joke in such grand event
- Least Deserve Winner - Rui En, she popular meh? Feel like slapping her chao face, especially the National Day MTV
- Most Deserve Winner - Kym Ng, she so hot with from youngsters to grannies, but she did not win
- Best Comment - Kang Kang's "That's because you are sitting too far" when someone shouted he was handsome
- Worst Dress - Hong Hui Fang, her dress sucks big time, like bak chang like that
- Worst hairstyle image - "Ruan Mian Mian" Jesseca Liu, should keep her long flowing hair, that's her trademark
- Most Aeroplane Chest - Joanne Peh, she's so flat that she can't support the dress, and she cannot wear Push-up Bra coz her dress needs her to reveal her back
- Sexiest Back - Joanne Peh, Michelle Chia
- Sexiest Legs - Huang Biren, her legs very long
- Sexiest Tummy - Patricia Mok, so flat, no ounce of fats!
- Most Princess-like image - Jeanette Aw
- Sexiest Lips - Taiwanese Xiao Qiang
- Best Quote - Chen Hanwei's "Best Actor is salary, Most Popular is bonus, but I will continue to pay my tax"
That's what I can remember, any contributions? =D
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