Damn chio okie! I think the brand name can fight with Orion and Celestron. Say it's VERY NICE! (Pointing gun at you)
Damn chio okie! I think the brand name can fight with Orion and Celestron. Say it's VERY NICE! (Pointing gun at you)

Normal normal face, testing 1... 2... 3... Too close
Too far, and inappropriate objects in view
Nice shot, I like, although got big-small eyes and messy hair, but NVM, I didn't see my other chin. Ha ha ha
and for the FINALE...
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Hope you can sleep well tonight. :D
I do not condemn these guys (except point 5) if they are really sincere in making friends, but then, too bad, these are the ones who are SOOOOOOOOOO desperate to get their hands up in any girls' skirt that they anyhow hantam DO RE MI single and available girl whom they think the looks/sizes is not attractive enough to the norm guys (norm guys' standard is bamboo + 2 watermelons gal) but they think is OK and assume we will also approve them. Sorry hor, we would not want to walk around with desperate aliens. If ugly girls know how to groom themselves pretty, I don't see why those guys can't make themselves at least look neater and cleaner. Hide ur flaws, brudders! And please, tolong tolong, if character sucks, u look like Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt/Orlando Bloom also no use. Don't really think looks are everything, although to you guys it is.
Note: YOU=those desperate guys
Usually, the first impression we get, no doubt, is from looks. Sorry if you look very sorry, but you could have outshine your appearance with good character like being humorous, brainy, got "ink" (有墨水). Don't blame us if we don't want to talk to you, not because you are ugly, but because you are irritating. I know you don't have girlfriend, never been laid or have to look for prostitutes to get laid (as implied by, "I don't have girlfriend, so pitiful!"), but you also don't have to make yourself like it's really that pitiful without girlfriend, you still have your buddies. If you don't have friends, that means you something wrong. You just make yourself look really stupid with all the desperate tactics like "be my gf wan anot?", "can I date you?", "you single, I also single, perfect!", don't wonder why we don't talk to you next time coz we probably banned you as you had frightened us.
I know we are not pretty by society's standards, but we are gorgeous in OUR OWN standard! So, don't assume being fat = ugly = desperate. Excuse me, I think we girls (exclude bimbos, money grabbers and all black sheep) are more HIGH CLASS than you, we look deep into character and chemistry, and not appearances. Of coz those yandaos gain points for looks, but if they are stupid or himbotic, they lose twice the points. Got it? Ugly, never mind, as long ur character is fine.
Wu Da Lang was grateful he had such a pretty wife Pan Jin Lian and therefore treated her very well, but Jin Lian was attracted to Wu Song and Xi Men Qing coz both of them are more handsome than Wu Da Lang, obviously. Maybe to Xi Men Qing, Jin Lian was only one of all the beauties he flirted with, and Wu Song might find Jin Lian unattractive coz she had made herself a slut by seducing the Xi Men Qing. So moral of story: Looks are not important.
得体就好,不用很好看, 如果是混蛋,好看也没用啦!
And my standard not equal your standard, so don't judge us using your standard!
Pissed Peace, (-_-)Y
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It was really a lot, and I think some stuffs I still keep, hee hee, can't bear to leave them leh.
I had always thought Blogger turned off the timestamp, everytime I need to update an old post, I would start a new post and then copied the entry over. Today I realised where was the magic setting:
Me damn pak jiao wor!

Ok ok, I should get my ass back to study liao, paper at 2pm.
That's all, stay tune for #2 at 10pm, not 9pm as scheduled coz I need to eat dinner lah :D
Why didn't I display such attention to my own schoolwork?
The handsome Nokia 7360!!! I'm planning to get it this Friday. All thanks to the $65 voucher, else it's totally out of my budget. I almost screamed and hyperventilated when I checked out the price, $168 with 2 years contract, minus $65, minus $10 trade-in, I can buy!!!!! OH! The thought of having this excited me so much, wah! Can't wait for Friday to come sooner!
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What the fuckanana??? It's not offical meh?
I searched Dictionary.com for meaning:
Now, let's talk about some non-official terms. I think the first time I knew what that thing called, non-offically, was called ku ku jiao or ku ku bird, or di di. Then, I started to wonder, in what way does a penis resemble a bird? And why ku ku bird, and not chi chi or pi pi, not worm or snake or dragon, to make it sound more "high class"? Seriously, they should name it after the animals above, depending on the length, obviously. Experts always say size do not matter and that the average size of a penis is 3 inches (young boys?) and it's enough to satisfy women (shaking your head?). The world's longest record is 14 inches leh! So now, let me grade these men's "di-di":
3 inches-6 inches: Wormy, wriggly and itchy, you wish you could smack it to make it go (grow, lol)
7 inches - 9 inches: Snaky, looks frightening at first, but once you got used to it, it's no big deal at all
10 inches - 14 inches: Dragonly, it's rare and once you have it, eternal bliss.
LOL, I think can be a secret code for during "discussion".
Let's move to Western. When I started to learn to read properly, that was when I read word by word and not skim through them like the words are not there. I got to know the Ang Mohs like to call them dick or cock (Is this how ku ku bird originate from?) Seriously, Dick is suppose to be a human name, how did it end up and become a penis name? This guy friend of mine, he had this name Dick by birth, and he happily used it until P6 when all his guy friends started teasing him. Cock? This one really caught me scratching my head liao, exactly like my previous question mark, which part look like rooster? Or is it used to describe the size, as it is close to that of a rooster?
When I went to secondary school, I learnt more terms on the male anatomy. Lam Pa and Lan Jiao, 2 hot favourites among the bengs and lians. I remembered there was this sick riddle related to it. Diao (吊), refer to the male's private organ in Taiwan, a kind of vulgarity. I think they called it Diao because of the way it is there, you know, a piece of meat dangling. And yah, it was commonly linked to banana, hotdog and a rod and anything that's long.
No matter how they are called generally, I think "di-di" sounds better, coz there a touch of human to it.
LH's on the left, SH's and HL's on the rightOkie pple, I caught your hint. I am trying very hard to lose weight now lah... =(
(I know it's just a coincidence that both chose elephants, no real under meanings, =], so relax lah, I'm not really bothered by elephants, but next time got buy pig pig lah, ha ha ha ha)