Exercise my rights

Alright, people, after all the 风风雨雨, storm here thunder there, the election is coming on 6th May 2006. Surprisingly, the calm and peaceful Yishun is actually up for grabs. To be truthful, I don't know who are the contenders other than PAP. PZ's district is also contending, at least she she who the contenders are. So long story short, I will be voting on 6 May 2006. When I knew this, a chill run down my spine, coz this is my first general election vote leh, 我的一票是神圣的！! The last voting exercise I remembered was my parents choosing the President, the year Ong Teng Cheong got elected. How? I hate it, my exam finished on 5 May and then 6 May you want me to make such important decision again. I think I shall make my vote invalid, ha ha. I remembered voting for my hall's committee and my vote was invalid cox I put tick instead of cross, shall do likewise. Ha ha.

Actually ar, why must we have elections? Even the national song also tell us "One people One Nation One Singapore" liao. Singapore is such a small country, no need so many parties, one PAP and one Opposition is enough. People complained feedbacked the PAP are all 上等人, never live in flats before, but you can't deny they have good brains lah. You see, the new PAP members ar, 不是马世德（Masters）， 就是杜特乐 (Doctorate), if not COE CEO of some AAA company. So good until I go WAH!!!! However, having a good brain is not good enough, you must understand what heartlanders really need. It's just like a designing a gizmo, only after people use it, then people will think good or bad, so designer must understand what people really wants, then design. You want to know what we need, stay in Yishun lah. Visit us every 5 years no use one. I remember the ex MP for my district, try to 入乡随俗 and address every man Uncle and every woman Auntie, including my then not yet 20 year old sister. Excuse me ar, not everyone can be address as Uncle or Auntie one hor, it's an art which only heartlanders know to use it correctly (Digress). So the Opposition is mostly made up of all the average people you that lives in heartlands.

But then again, PAP already run Singapore very well, everywhere is so organized. So if PAP is King, Opposition can be the Advisor lor. Right?

你， 须投票吗？