Wah ha ha ha, my belated X'mas presents!

Woah! Jia just back from Genting, she bought me Neutrogena masks and got Lo'real free gifts. So excited and happy! Yeah! She was starving, was eating instant mee gosong (my house ran out of eggs le...) when she was MSNing to me. She said her friends are all fairies, no need to eat one. Ah ha ha! So funny!

Blur again

Wah.... These 2 days very happening wor!

Wed: Suppose to meet Juying teachers at Jurong Entertainment Centre's Kbox at 11am, but I woke up pretty late and nua until 10.15am. Eh, I assume they would be late too, so I still took time to bath and left hostel at around 11am. Reach there at around 11.30am, guess wat? I'm the first lor, and out of 3 teachers, only 1 turned up, who was the one who called us out. She is hardcore Energy's fan lor. She sand a lot of their songs and she did some dancesteps somemore. Woah! She's a few years older than me, so we sand some super old-school songs also. Like Jimmy Lin's. When I sang his songs with my poly friends, wah lau, nobody knows leh! So paiseh leh! But with her, we sang and danced, ah ha ha ha, shiok!

We sang till 3pm plus, where we were being asked to leave, overtime mah, :P. Afternoon's singing is very cheap, $5++ per person oni. Then I went to meet Jenny at Lavender and asked her about the details of the party also. Too late to say no to her also. She got me this mobile phone accessory which dissipate fragrance, it's so strong that I hung in my room as freshener.

I am such a blur fuckanana. Before I left, I reminded myself to bring stereo headset, so that I can listen to FM radio stations in between trips using my phone. While I looked into my bag briefly, it did not seem to be there, so I thought I had forgot to put into my bag. When I got back, unpack and there I saw it lying inside the pocket. Wah lau... 2 hrs of boring trips. Duhz...

Then my 2 cashcards can't be used anymore, coz I had refund them in the ATM machine, so silly of me. And the reason why I had refunded them was because I want to minimize the value to $5! So I thought I could refund the remaining value, then top up again! Wrong! Once refunded cannot be used, and I didn't realise it until I was going to top up, now both cards useless liao, had to take from Jia already.

Today's darts competition was so kan cheong. Out of 4 rounds, we won 3 rounds and it was a very close fight. Even some of our best players did lose in a few games, phew! Tomorrow we will face stronger opponents and we will do ur best!!! Go darts go!

P/S: I finally know how to play Chua Dai Dee!

3 more days to 2006

Well well well, counting down to a new year liao, any plans how to party the year away? I'm very busy leh, u see...

29th and 30th Dec: subject registration, and darts competition *gasp*

31st Dec: going to Jenny's company dinner, maybe go cheong

1st Jan: Belle's house from 1.30pm to late night i think

4th Jan: Cousin's wedding (dunno if going or not)

Jia is now in Genting, having lots of fun I guess. I told her to get me lots of skin products if it's cheap like she claimed. She read her fren's blog, and this girl said the sale was so goddamn freaking cheap, she bought 4 boxes. Serious? *rubbing hands in glee* I'm waiting for my belated X'mas presents!

Time for me to sleep... ZZZzzzZZZ... Had a long day today....

• Accompany Mum to TTSH from 8am to 1pm
• Lunch and shop at Bugis
• Reached Jurong Point at 3pm, shop for "rations"
• 4pm reached hostel, rest and unpack
• 6pm, dinner and shopped for welfare's food
• Darts training from 8pm to 1am (already more than 12 hrs)
• Bath at 1 am plus
• Wash clothes at 2am plus
• Hang clothes at 3am plus

Now it's 4.11am, I should be sleeping. Meeting Juying friends at 11am at Jurong Kbox, 4pm at Lavender with Jenny, had to rush back for darts training from 4pm-6pm, and then continue from 8pm to 11pm. Yawnz... Have't plan my subjects timetable yet.. :(

Merry X'mas!

Happy Holidays! I just came back from watching King Kong, very nice and hilarious! That King Kong machiam like human like that, got temper somemore, woah!

When I was in the MRT on my way home, not many people and thus, I had the peace to think about the BIG things that happened to me during the past one year:

Jan: Turning 21st and phewed that my contract (when I was still working) was 4 months more

Feb: Applied for Uni and crossed my fingers, praying hard that I would be accepted

March: Eagerly waiting for contract to end, but was offered to extend my service

April: Received the letter of acceptance, damned elated, but also lost a friend because of my too-happy-and-screamed-like-crazy issue. Didn't extend my contract, thus jobless.

May June & 1st half of July: Enjoying some freedom and penniless period. Temping around as sales assistant, and admin clerk later. However, I think I was much happier.

July: Moved into hostel, enjoyed my hall's freshmen orientation camp tremendously and starting of school-nervous, excited and terrified of study stress

Aug: Was a little hardworking coz of zero temptation from TV and PC and internet. I actually did my tutorials!!!

Sep: Spend too much time napping, slacking and blogging. :(

Oct: Exams pressure building up, bo pian, started revising. Left my precious laptop at home so that I could fully concentrate on my studies

Nov: Exams period, got a little slack towards end of the month. Didn't went home till Mum fractured her foot.

Dec: Busy with IH (not very busy also), was damn tensed up when release of results was approaching. Depressed a day over my results, but got it over after that.

This year, good in front, bad behind. Well, quite a ride for me. There were some emotions wrecking moments which some I complained to a lot of people (as always), and some I confided to a few my close friends. Somehow, I wished I can be "cool" about everything, then I will not have to trouble their ears, coz I realised if we complained too much, sooner or later, it will become a pain in the neck.

If wishes can be true, I wished that I was more disciplined and more determined and ambitious, coz this way, I will accomplished more things, like study real hard (like a nerd), maybe lose more weight, and maybe learning more things that I'm interested. See, I'm only "half bucket full of water" when it comes to astrology and astronomy. My IT skills isn't as good as what other people think of me. I like to cook and bake but I'm lazy. I'm not as hardwoorking as I seemed, I mean people said I'm hardworking coz I looked at my books for 14 hrs, but how do you know I'm not daydreaming when I'm looking at my textbooks? The failure of my exam results showed that I wasn't disciplined and determined, coz if I were, I would have better grades than what I have now. Yet, wishes aren't real, wishes are goals which people have to aim for themselves. So I am learning the hard way to make my wish come true.

My X'mas wishe for the new year is to be more discipline, determined and work harder for my next semester!

Well, some wishes that YOU people can help me, hee hee, :P.

1. 512MB XD card. My 5.0megapixels camera is useless without a powerful storage, currently it can only stores less than 20 pictures.
2. New phone, preferbly with camera functions. My 6610 is CMI sooner or later.
3. Darts board and darts set. Well, that's if I will be staying in my hall for another 2 years to play for the team.
4. A new pair of shoes, high heels preferbly, to match my already altered jeans which still drags on the floor when I wear them (now cannot alter too short coz it will look too much like 3/4 jeans, right Jia?)
5. More money, then I can make my own wishes come true. LOL
6. Faster PC, actually it's on the way. LCD monitor perhaps?
7. Lord Of The Ring Trilogy DVD, better still if it has the making of LOTR
8. The Body Shop, Lo'real or any reputable skin products, I am vain I know
9. TV card, then I can record show in my PC, woah!
10. A boyfriend-must be romantic, humour, not MCP, maybe SNAG, full of surprises and a hunk. LOL. Put for fun one lah...so hard to find a guy with all of the above points, even if there is, he must be gay. (Oh boy, oh man, oh my god, I am not desperate! Yet ironically boy, man and god are males!!! Makes me look more desperate hor...)

It's time to sleep, Merry X'mas & Happy New Year!

P/S: The above wishes are valid throughout the whole of next year, especially Jan and Dec, unless no. 5 came true, which then I will be able to fufill almost all except no. 10. Of course, it's put here for your references. LOL. You good to me, I good to you. Ha ha

A Heart Wrenching Story

I was reading (or rather flipping) through the past week of newspapers, when I came across this article, which told a story of 2 brothers, Da Hu and Xiao Hu in China, both are smart, kind and why is it that both are taken ill at the same time? Da Hu had malignant tumor, while Xiao Hu had leukemia. Their parents are poor farmers, so after borrowing money from relatives and friends, schools's fund raising and government's help (a few thousand RMB only), they only managed to come up with enough sum of money for one of the brothers. So they decided to pick lot, whoever pick the lot with the word "treatment", will go for the treatment. Xiao Hu had cheated in writing the lots, he wrote both lots as "treatment" and he let Da Hu picked the lot first, so that Da Hu can go for treatment!!! Think about it, a person's life is being determined by just a piece of paper, oh my god! Xiao Hu claimed that his brother should go for the treatment coz he is smarter than him and his treatment costs less too. Wah!!! After reading, I almost cried. Da Hu said this to the Xiao Hu before he left to the city for treatment, "We shall be brothers again in our next life." (t_t)!!!

So sad...

Am I becoming stupid?

Went back to Juying today, I bought 3 tins of chocolate, total 450 grams only. So obviously, it wasn't enough to feed the 40 staffs in Juying, should have bought Rocher, more worth it lah. Stupid me. So happy to see them, and they were happy to see me too. At least my life still got some worth around, being the 开心果 (happy fruit). LOL. Yeah, those who saw me siad I've lose weight!!! Ha ha, I was dressed in berms and T-shirt, one of the aunties thought I was a P5 or P6 student roaming around in Juying. Can't be helped, for I have a baby face and superb hairstyle which made me looks like I'm 15 again. Wah ha ha ha.

We had our first friendly match against Hall 1, it was a very good exposure on how it would be like in actual competition. Captain BP said this friendly match was not to see how good the opponents were, but rather gauge ourselves and see what were the mistakes we made while we played against them. Okie, let me see my mistakes:

• As usual, my aiming was like flying all over the place, zeroing skill still not very good, but after a warm-up, it got better.
• Hmm, I still couldn't release my darts properly; the darts kept scratching onto the walls (like that sure cannot put dart board at home, Dad will niam niam niam)
• My hand was shaking uncontrollably at first, but later I didn't shiver that much. Must eat banana before the competition, gives me energy and calm my nerves.
• Actually I did better than my previous attempts, I think I must be 鬼上身 again, I hit so many triple-17, a bit taiko de. (The time I hit most was when there was a chair in front of me leh, weird, a guage?) For my last game, so bloody heng, I checked out double-14 nicely, really sibe heng wor

Hmm, more trainings, competition is on 29th and 30th. So fast... school going to reopen soon. Argh... vicious cycle!!! Help!!! Time to get notes from pple, haven't revise yet. Next sem, must work hard!!! Sianz, have to plan my own timetable, haiz...

LL did very well for her exams, 1 A, 1 B+, 2 B, 1 D and 1 F (coz she did not take the paper) but she not going to continue study anymore, she said she sianz of engineering liao. I don't understand why, she obviously had the brain to study and I remembered she told me she had took engineering in SP was because she had interest. why the sudden lost of interest? Becoz our course is too tough? Then what am I suppose to do then? Withdraw like her? I did so much terribly than her and I don't have much confidence that I will do well next semester too. If like that, am I wasting my time and effort? Will I be better off working? I don't think that I did not put in enough effort for this semester, in fact I put in a lot, yet my results was still like shit. So am I suppose to struggle through these 3 years, then get a lousy 3rd class honour degree and beg for job? I am scared, very scared, if 14 hours of study churn out a results like I had never study, does it mean I am stupid? Like roomie had said, hardworking but not smart also no use? Am I proving this theory correct? I think I am getting stupid in Uni. Am I? I think I am, judging from my results from primary school to now, I am getting stupid. Grr... chicken essence please!

Oh My God! So cute!

Isn't the baby seal just so adorable? Wah... I want, who can buy for me? More cute pics to suck your bandwidth...

Merry X'mas! =)

P/S: Some pics are from my own collection, some are from http://cuteoverload.com/

D-Day

Today is Doom's Day, results was out in the afternoon. I failed to meet my expectations. Enough said, I was doing sleeping therapy for the whole day, to ease my mood. I'm not very very very very sad until I cried or anything. I was prepared for the worst, but still, the feeling wasn't any better with the mentality preparation. Oh Gosh, I need to repeat this cycle for another 2.5 years, HELP!!!

Exam Result releasing soon

OMFG! (Oh My Freaking God!) Exam Result is due to realease this but I am not sure which day. Ambithabha Halleluyah, please let me pass all!!! *Cross my fingers*

Mum dyed her hair finally, LOL. Although effect isn't that obvious, at least it's a small step to something new. She had passed a "decree" that I cannot dye my hair, fine... It's been few years since I had whole head of black hair... Time for a change.... :P

The new Channel 8 series "Love Conceirge" (Not too sure if I spelled correctly) is to be aired pretty soon, and guess what I found out: I had the same bangs as Apple Hong's, i.e. I got the same goddamn fringe as her... Sianz...

Darts friendly matches on wed and fri, OMFG! Very scared...skills pretty bad leh... hoped can aim at least not so disgracefully!

I had a new funky hairstyle

X'mas is coming near and definitely, everyone wants to look at their best right? So do I. Therefore, I had a haircut at the Sandstorm in Jurong Point, which cost $19.90. It's within my budget for "expensive haircut", for I used to have $8 haircut only (use to be $5), but it's getting more and more disappointing, so I decided to try my luck at these saloons situated at shopping centres. I was at Plaza Singapura with PZ, and we scouted around the saloons, checking out the price, the cheapest was $26, and the most expensive was $44, ridiculous! And all these did not specify hair length! So, I decided to try Sandstorm since it was newly opened, and after checking out the price, I find it quite alright for me... So I bravely asked for the service.

Cutting hair is a big event for me, coz I want to try something new yet I'm scared it will turn out hideous. The stylist showed me a file, asking me what hairstyle I want. I told him I did not need the book coz the hairstyle I always choose is the "safe kind" for me, so ended up same same lah. I told him to decide for me, just maintain the length will do, and I trust his judgement lah (porh him a bit). A big gamble, coz what he thinks is nice for me might not be nice to me. Anyway, heck lah, words already out. So, my hair was in his hands. As he cut, he explained what he would do this blah blah blah. So he cut off my highlights, thin my hair and and said I can perm my hair at the back, hair in front remains and would looks really Kawaii kind. Erm... budget tight, next time. As for my fringe, I decided to cut it coz I realise I look very chao lao fringeless. And he actually asked what kind of fringe I want and what kind had I cut before. Damn professional I would say. When he decided the fringe type, I curiously asked him how would I end up looking. He said, "Cute cute lor", -_-!!!

Anyway, long story short, I'm very pleased with this new hairstyle, although it looks a familiar to me in some ways, but better than my previous one which was like for a year liao, damn sianz. It's funky and yah, my friends said I look like 傻大姐 (Silly Sister). I eagerly took some photos when I back in hostel. Let me show you all, ^_^

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"Fresh out of saloon"

"A day later" "Looks better with specs" "Act cute, YEAH!"

XXX version of the Classic Three Characters, 三字经

I laughed my head off at this one. Salute the translater!
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人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

魂断在 Jalan Bahar

I almost met with an accident along Jalan Bahar yesterday. The bus driver was speeding, and he had not noticed someone flagging the bus. So when he sped past the bus stop, he screeched to a sudden halt and that poor guy had to run to the bus in the middle of the road. That Chao Driver did not learn his lesson, he was again speeding along up the hilly road when he had to stopped suddenly because someone pressed the bell, all the passengers were thrown forward by this. So, to prevent this from happening, all those who wanted to get off at the next bus stop would press the bell when the bus was about to leave from current bus stop and that bloody driver could not speed. What a ride, more thrilled than Escape's Panasonic ride I tell you.

Reasons for not getting a bf

I had a chat with a buddy of mine just now, a guy. After talking to him, he enlightened me why I can't get a bf.

Reasons for not getting a bf:

1. I do not apply make up
2. I have ugly hair
3. I always wear loose T-shirts
4. I am fat
5. My smile is not fresh (dunno what he mean by this also)
6. I do not bother to dress up
7. I am not feminine/sweet/cute
8. I am tough in some ways
9. I have no image
10. I dunno how to babytalk, or sa jiao or sai-nai.

Tamade fuckanana. You think I care meh?

LOL, just an interesting opening paragraph lah. Anyway, cannot kaopeh him, I had asked him to DYI a PC for me, so cannot make him angry, but don't think he reads my blog also. Wah ha ha.

BTW, my Star Award entry is rotting. I wanted to watch the rerun again, but I missed it this afternoon coz I was busy wrapping Jamie's P1 books. So anyway, may I proudly present my version of Star Award. *clap clap*

• Most Dangerous Curves - Jacelyn Tay, her neh neh how come suddenly so big?
• Most Zuo Bo - Newbies from the Superhost and Starstruck, Wei Lian and Kelly. What the hell are they doing there?
• Most Bo liao - Zoe Tay for creating a scene and unable to settle nicely
• Worst Presenter - Christy Chung for speaking lousy Mandarin
• Most Lewd Presenter - Da Bing for saying funny but lewd joke in such grand event
• Least Deserve Winner - Rui En, she popular meh? Feel like slapping her chao face, especially the National Day MTV
• Most Deserve Winner - Kym Ng, she so hot with from youngsters to grannies, but she did not win
• Best Comment - Kang Kang's "That's because you are sitting too far" when someone shouted he was handsome
• Worst Dress - Hong Hui Fang, her dress sucks big time, like bak chang like that
• Worst hairstyle image - "Ruan Mian Mian" Jesseca Liu, should keep her long flowing hair, that's her trademark
• Most Aeroplane Chest - Joanne Peh, she's so flat that she can't support the dress, and she cannot wear Push-up Bra coz her dress needs her to reveal her back
• Sexiest Back - Joanne Peh, Michelle Chia
• Sexiest Legs - Huang Biren, her legs very long
• Sexiest Tummy - Patricia Mok, so flat, no ounce of fats!
• Most Princess-like image - Jeanette Aw
• Sexiest Lips - Taiwanese Xiao Qiang
• Best Quote - Chen Hanwei's "Best Actor is salary, Most Popular is bonus, but I will continue to pay my tax"

That's what I can remember, any contributions? =D

Survivor ending on next friday.

I remembered what I want to blog liao, the earlier was basically reminding how piggy I have been. FINALLY! Steph won her first immunity for the 2 seasons! Oh Great! She finally proved herself that she can win and not sore loser. Lucky her, always get to gorge on the Reward Food again. Hmm... she is digging her own grave also. The jury consisted of the people she betrayed. Think those people will be smirking when they choose who gets to win the million dollar. I hope Rafe wins, he had played the game well and honestly, though sometimes he sidetrack as well. Finale on Monday, Reunion on Friday. Oh gosh, so fast!

Eat and sleep, just like a pig. Oink! Oink!

Gosh, woke up at bloody 1pm today, nua until cannot nua, woke up bath and had my SOP meal: milo and biscuits. I'm having a piggy lifestyle these 2 weeks. Must exercise... have to exercise...

Suppose to meet my fren at Commonwealth Mrt Station at 5pm, but I am Tu-ing Queen, I talk kok with my fren on the phone until 4.12pm, then I hastily packed my bag, still on the phone. When I leave hostel, it was already 4.40pm, heng I bath earlier, if not I would have aeroplane my fren liao. I was debating whether to hail a taxi, book a taxi or take the bus. Well I did all 3, very stupidly. The cabs that came into my school, did not seemed to turn back to get out in the same route. Plus, waiting for cabs in my school is like waiting forever, so I decided to take bus to go to the interchange, where there is a taxi stand, so that I did not have to book a taxi. My logic told me that $1 to go interchange is better than booking a cab, which is $4. Yah, so I took 15 minutes to reach interchange. Shit, forgot peak hours, taxi stand long queue and there seemed to be no taxi in sight. Don't wanna wait too long, I skipped out of the queue and booked a cab. Do you ever wonder this? When you want a taxi desperately, all taxis seemed busy. When you don't need a cab, there are infinite numbers of them on the road. Yes, after I booked a taxi, tamade lot of them came flooding to the taxi stand. -_-!!! The guy who was behind went off long long ago and I was still waiting for my bloody cab. Cannot go back to queue anymore coz it was longer than I first arrived. I am very stupid... grr... should have just book the cab when I was in school. Save time save money.

Cost of taking a bus: $1

Cost of taxi trip and booking fee: $14

Cost of lesson of stupidity: Priceless Heartache

This is not the only lesson I learnt, I also took a class on "Carelessness".

Cost of replacing matricualtion card: $21

Cost of replacing EZ-link card: $21

Cost of trip to do the replacement: 3 days of effort, 2 weeks of waiting

Cost of lesson learnt: 2 kg of fat lost due to walking up and down the hill (Why is that damn office in such a stupid geographical location?) and living on a tight budget for that bloody week.

Time to sleep, helping Jia with Mum's part time job tomorrow. (I wasted 15 minutes to help her choose clothes for her friend's birthday celebration tmr, in the end she decided to go in polo T and jeans, -_-!!!)

I miss home-cooked food.

Here I am sitting, enjoying a cup of nice hot 3-in-1 instant milo, dipping Japan's brand, made in Thailand biscuits, Meiji, very old-school style of breakfast. However, it is not breakfast time now, is dinner time. -_-!!!

I had just woke up from my nap, timed 3.5hrs. Play netball very tired lah, plus sleep late wake up early. After my bath and laundry, I auto switch into ZZZ mode. Want to buy dinner, but my hall's food sucks, the quality suddenly plunge into the lowest level now that they are less people hanging around the hall. Too far, too late and I too lazy to get from the other hall where the food is so much nicer, (I love the beefball kway tiao, nice, featured in Makasutra and Yummy King b4). So I just settle with milo and biscuits lor. Anyway, there will snacks serve during training later, with milo also. This will remind me to re-stock the titbits and buy refill pack milo also, when I come back to hall next week. Yah, I'm in-charge for the food. :)

I was dreaming home-cooked food just now, gosh, can't wait to be back home, tmr, =D.

BTW, been having repeated dreams lately. Those dreams I had them years ago, and now it's back again. Weirdly, in one of the dreams I made just now, I dreamt about taking Jamie out, and I actually carried her throughout the whole journey. FYI, the Jamie I dreamt was more like 2 or 3 years old. She's now 6, heavier than a pack of 20kg rice, no more strength to carry her liao.

Optical illusion

It's another boring and wasteful day. The only good thing is I washed my clothes, bad thing is it is raining now. Wanted to go and play badminton, but there's only 2 courts, and rackets we have to borrow coz don't have. Then JT took half the court and b4 I can ask RBC to join me, 2 guys occupied the court. Sianz of waiting, I went to my room.

Today during darts training, we welcomed a new member, RL. She very funny ar... I played with her I laughed non-stop. And by chance, she somehow made the dart invisible! It was like this, I was sitting by the side, waiting for her to finish her turn. After her second dart, she stunned and asked, "Where is my dart? Where did I fling it to?" I thought she was too tired until she blur. So I replied, "Both darts on the wall, what are you looking at?" I walked towards her and then I saw it, there was only 1 dart, but when I walked out of the spot, there were 2! It's was so incredible that many of the players came to look at this optical illusion. RL also took the invisible darts with her phone. This is more "power" than the darts stacking on top of each other!

Tmr playing netball. Finally I'm doing something that will make me sweat. My skipping rope is collecting dust already. Shall bring my sport wear next week, and check out the kickboxing schedule also.

I dunno how to tell TB

Ok, I just helped TB asked the girl who's her crush. Sorry, TB, is not you. I dunno how to tell u, so I decide to say it thru my blog. Hmm... be glad that you finally got an answer and work hard for your project!

Someone said she will be my lesbian partner

LOL. Yah... This person is none other than my primary school friend, JNN. Come come, I'll agree. Ha ha ha.

Just came back to hostel, went to meet a friend at Lavender, coz near her work place. While I was going to come back, PZ called me asking me where am I. Turned out that she had went back to school to attend an intern briefing but it was so boring that she potan and called to ask me out. It was too late for our favourite mee hoon kuay at AMK, so I told I her I am already at Lavender mrt station and would reach JP half an hour later. Poof! I reached and had my lunch at Kopitiam. Guess what I ate? Mee Hoon Kuay lor... ke ke ke.

So we started chit chat coz it's been a month since I last saw her (that time was a short meet up so didn't talk much). PZ had her lunch earlier, so she watched me eating lah. Then I asked cheekily, "Don't you have to meet him today?" She answered coyly, "I'm meeting him for dinner later lah". At this point, I acted like I was very pissed off and shrieked, "Wah lau... so you had look for me to fit into your schedule, aiyer, why u like that? Got boy boy so now I'm second liao, hmpf! Don't flen u liao, so sad..." and we chuckled after that. If I had known earlier she was to meet him at Bugis, I would have asked her to come down instead, then can go Bugis and shop. Long long time since last visit.

BTW, JP's 1st level washroom had a revamp and it is so much brighter, cleaner and smell nicer. When I visited it, 2 questions popped out: 1) What is a mirror doing inside the cubicle? 2) Why did they placed the hook on the side and not at the door? Seriously, I got pretty freaked out by the mirror coz I was so scared it will reflect to outside, but heng ar, the sinks and mirror are not like last time, in front of the cubicles, they were at another section. Still, it looks dumb to me why they must placed mirror inside. Coz the reason we go inside cubicle is to relieve ourselves, and not to check if their hair is messy or makeup is ruined. It's even more impossible to do that after the "relief", right? And the hook, quite small and placed by the side is pretty weird. Coz Sg's standard is always at the door one. Trying to be creative and put beside? Another dumb part was the hook is just above the toilet paper dispenser, so my sling bag was not given enough vertical area to hang. Hmm... just some thoughts after using, but the most important thing is the washroom is cleaner now and the water taps are sensor type.

PZ laughed her head off when we were at MOS burger, coz I was imitating a baby behind us. It was like this, the table behind us was initially empty. Then this couple sat down and had their baby girl sitted in a baby chair. I back faced them, so I didn't know there was this cute baby behind us until PZ stared at her intensely. Being KPO, I turned back and saw this baby girl looked at us with her gorgeous eyes open wide, her little mouth a little wide open and drooling. You know, the very standard "baby look at you like you are weirdo" look. So I also monket see monkey do. Upon seeing that, PZ started to laugh uncontrollably, teary and red face. "So funny meh?" I chuckled coz I know I must have looked damned hilarious. "I can see exact resemblences between you too", PZ in hysterical mode, answered. But I can only visualise me and the baby coz I cannot see myself. Hee hee, so I decided to take a picture of this famous "babyface" that I had imitated and share with you all.

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Is this what we always said "baby face"?

No wonder PZ laughed until she cramped. Hideous!

I am so tired...

The shopping for steamboat's food, the carrying of items, the preparation, the washing up, then later the welfare's milo making, buying of foodstuffs, clearing up, and darts training tire me so much... Actually the culprit is I slept too late last night and woke earlier than usual. So now, I am on my way to Dreamland le... ZzZzZ

Star Award entry think have to push backward liao. Yawn....

Wah ha ha ha... I felt so honoured

Why? Coz I had become a 爱情顾问 (Love Consultant)! Mu ha ha ha

Actually it's like this, after my last entry on the lovesick thing. This friend of mine, let's named him Troubled Brainy (TB, not tuberculosis hor), msned me and commented that that entry was rather impressive (I shall write a part 2 when I free, lol) and I replied thank you lah. After a long pause, he said he got something to ask me, at first I thought he wanted to ask me out or what, ah ha ha. What? Think think a bit also cannot meh. In a situation like this it's hard not to think that way when he like msn me so rarely you know. So it turned out that he was troubled by love affairs lah. Phew, thank god what I thought didn't came true, if not I dunno how to reject him. Ha ha ha! TB, I'm just joking around lah. Anyway, I promised him I will not tell anyone, but I didn't say I will not blog it out. Ha ha, so now I shall reveal to the whole world, clean your eyes, open wide, read properly and loudly.......

TB confided in me about his love problems!

Okie... Just teasing you all. I will not say too much lah, coz I promised him and I will keep my word. He msned and called me to tell me the whole thing. My first reaction was shocked, second reaction was double shocked, third reaction was I can't stop giggling when he called me. Coz usually see him so cool cool de, didn't expect him to feel so troubled over things like this. I am honoured that he actually confided in me, coz somehow it symbolized an upgrade to our friendship. Long Live Friendship! It's not often that I have guys coming to me asking for opinions. Girls? Aiyah, they tell everyone they know one lah except blood related. (There are exceptions also) Long story short, I've promised to help him lah, maybe also 积德 (accumulate good karma) for my future relationship, just in case. Hee hee. Little hint, his name is the same as a cat. that is... Garfield! LOL. (Like this is a subtle hint) Shall go to sleep liao. This entry precede my Star Award entry, so yah, watch out for my next entry. I want to make you all laugh off from the chair. (A subtle promise,LOL) A good entry must have good computer so that I can do some photo editing mah. right? Okie okie, shall go to sleep liao. ZzZzZ

Steph, cheap things, guys disappoint me so much

I was so disappointed with Steph last Friday on "Survivor". How could she bite the hand that helped fed her? Judd is really a loyal friend who stood by his promise, he stood by for Jamie, and he took care of Steph. He brought Steph along for the Reward Challenge together with her boyfriend and yet STeph voted him out of Survivor. This is really a dumb move for Judd knew who voted him out, Steph can say sayonara to the one million dollar unless Judd does not bear the grudge.

Went shopping with Jamie just now, actually was to run an errand for Mama: buy 4D, meat, light bulb and some snacks. A habit of mine was to snoop around those skin products section, be it Watson (newly opened), CK Departmental Store and NTUC. I like to compare the prices. 不比还好，比了心痛。(Loosely Translated: Don't compare still OK, compare liao heartache). I thought I got a good bargain buying Lo'real facial wash from Watson at $7.90, coz usually is $10.90, last friday on my way home from hostel. Today I swaggered to CK and to my horror, THEY ARE SELLING 2 FOR FREAKING $10, one for $5.90 only. Dui right? Grr... not only this, I also just bought the Power Vanish O2 powder, smaller tub at $8+ same day. Now it is on offer, $7+ for the big tub. Kanasai....

Was feeling kinda "lovesick" last night, LOL, coz my good pal is finally attached! And she hoped that I will find one soon blah blah blah...saying I will find one in Uni one lah etc. I told her, I don't dare to think too much, now rather pak tor with my books. I was telling how guys emphasized so much on the outside, i.e. looks lah, especially cannot be too fat. So yah lah, I don't hope for too much. Then she dunno is to cheer me up or bring me down, saying: Not all lah, but most of them are like. Don't worry lah, you will meet your Mr Right one day. After this little conversation, I was feeling very sick about this whole BGR thing, so lovesick lor. Ever since I got into Uni, the people around me seems like they are mentally prepared to get marry after they graduate. JT said most of the guys in Uni are already looking for life-long partner, dunno how true is that but it seems so. Maybe I am a bit of feminist lah, especially my stand that both sex are equal in some areas, so for me although I yearn to be in a relationship, but I do not expect to marry the guy after courtship, I want to pursue my goals first before I consider settling down. Yet when I said that, people will say, "Aiyah, when you are attached, maybe you won't think this way, you might even want to get married soon and starts a happy family. " Er... no no no... The thought of it makes me shiver down my spine. Start a new family is a huge commitment, unless I'm 100% confident that I can be a good wife good mother, else I will not jump into the grave.

I do have guys who wooed me, but then hor, it's those online freaks lah and you know how online desperados usually turned out to be: Not very good looking (I'm do not mean handsome, I mean they are not even half as average), old (old as in they are of the suitable age for marriage but just no gf), poor (They do not hold a proper job or). I'm not despising them, but gather from my experience, usually they belong to one of these groups, if not all three. I don't know how on earth I attracted these weirdos, somehow I sensed that it might be because I'm fat, so they think I also desperate to get a bf if they knew I don't have bf. And roughly you can guage your own standard when it comes to choosing bf and gf. Example, normal looking gal would look for a normal looking guy, weird looks go for weird looks. Like Ah beng and Ah lian like that lah. So basically these freaks would go for the same or below their average. Please bear in mind most guys go for pretty gals hor, so when they mean same or below, basically means the gals below those pretty gals. Yet, they forget gals also have their standards and usually it's a HUGE difference. So when they thought the gals might not mind looks or whatever shit, yes it's true that we gals do not look on the outside, but also the standard also cannot reach too low. Like Fann and Christopher, he is not as rich as her but at least got the looks. Mark Lee no looks got humour, you know? But those freaks basically, they are showing me how desperate they are and it is such a huge turn off. Those whom I can chat jolly well to and is normal, sorry hor, all taken if not, yah lah, they can look for someone better. Really hate it when people (especially guys) said I set my standards too high. It's not me who set it too high, it's the guys for bloody sake lor!

I think I will force to be a lesbian one of these days... Hmm.. If I were to become lesbian... Chances that my gf will be:

1. PZ: 0%, coz she's attached and she wants to marry her boy
2. YL: 0%, she loves her freedom too much
3. JT: 0%, she wants 4 kids and I cannot give her
4. LH: 0%, she has so many guy friends around her, how to be les?
5. LL: 0%, she still miss her ex bf and yah, guys are wooing her

Become lesbian also so chaim and ke lian, be nun lah. Kanasai.

Jamie's terrifying stunts

Wah lau, today my heart almost failed! Anyway, today's cleaning was only 60% done, I still have that beloved cabinet not yet cleared, but I had managed to wash away Jamie's "surprises", whoopie! That brat, stil had the cheek to say, "You didn't clean properly!" Wah lau, please lor, she outlined the screwhead, how am I suppose to scrub with my fat fingers? Should have asked her to scrub...

Mum shifted all the statues like Ji Gong, Guanyin, Fu Lu Shuo and Cai Shen (I'm so blesssed now, lol) on the organ to my study desk's shelf, then Cheeky Jamie asked, "Why is your room like a temple now? You are becoming like Dadi is it?" I really went -_-!!! FYI, Dadi is a character in Tong Xin Yuan who is a devoted Buddhist and his house is very Buddha-ly. His mother, semi-senile just commented that his house is like a temple, so Jamie copied her words...
And Jamie almost got herself paralysed for the rest of her life or worse, dead, in the late afternoon. I had no idea how she did it, she should not even have done it. The cabinet in Jia's room toppled like the the leaning tower of Pisa, and mirrors were smashed into pieces and drawers were falling off! Luckily, the 2 botton drawers acted as pivot to support the whole cabinet, if not Jamie's brain might turn to juices or she will be crippled, coz the cabinet is so heavy. When I rushed to the room, I saw her 2 hands were still hanging on to the 2 middle drawers (the cabinet has a total of 6 drawers), and her foot (dunno left or right) was support one of the drawers. My heart almost popped out of my mouth when I saw that. The commotion awoke my father and he also scared to his death, to see his baobei daughter's life jeopardized by the heavy cabinet. Anyway, while I was clearing the mirrors, Dad was chanting big words at us lah, talking how heaviest things should be below, if not cabinet will not balance blah blah blah. On the other hand, we try to get the whole picture from Jamie, as how could the cabinets fall over like that. Mum deduced that she might have been playful and stepped on the drawers, and it toppled when it could not tahan her weight and the items in the drawers.

Yah, this was supposed to be yesterday's entry when Blogger hanged. Anyway, the above was partially recovered and I am too lazy to recall what I typed yesterday. Let's talk about today, hmm.. nothing much. Woke up, eat, leave home, suppose to meet friend but kanna dua, went to JP and stock up my food ration, reached hall, unpack, chit chat with JT and LY, meeting, dinner, darts training from 8pm to 11.30pm for me lah, the rest played till 1pm. Yeah, pretty boring. The happening thing is... I won 2 seniors but lost to 1 during training today. Paiseh paiseh leh... I heng heng win one, coz the 1st senior BP was changing his style tat's why more or less had not got the hang of it. The other senior, J, who played for fun, "challenged" me coz I won BP, and I heng heng won him also. He was quited elated when I won him and he "yeahed". The rest thought he won but he explained that he was happy that I won him coz this means there is hope for out hall darts female team. Stress.... >_<''' Later when I played with JH, I lost to him terribly. He had won me by checking out consecutively 3 times on the "double ones", which was one of the hardest aim. He had happily dubbed himself as "Double One King", LOL, well dubbed. I think I had played quite well considering I did not ask for handicapped, which is additional points for girls when we play against the guys. Not bad lah, hor? At least for me I'm quite pleased. Shall work hard for IH!