我做了件傻事

同事E看到我，就说："好可爱哟！你剪娃娃头!" - 唉，因为剪了刘海才像娃娃头， 加我的娃娃脸， 能不娃娃吗？

同事K看到我，就说："你受了什么刺激？！？头发剪这么短！" - 真想说是想不开

同事ER看到我，就说："你这个发型很适合你！你年轻很多！" - 我也没很老啊!

新发型，有赞有弹， 有褒有贬。

18 岁也曾剪过这样的发型，当时觉得还好，只有一个朋友说太想小丸子，不好看。
再剪这个发型，觉得有点不好看了，因为十足孩子脸。
现在工作了不适合这样可爱的造型，我 也没法carry the style like a chic chick.
老板今天看到我，有种想笑but不敢笑的sei.
无所谓啦，3个月后， 又是性感宝贝一个！
头发， 真的很重要。
细致的长发，很有sex appeal!
我的长发没了，顿时觉得好像downgrade to a little girl.
咳，我的头发再也不要短过肩了！

5 inches 的痛！！！

Tolerance to stupidity

Equation of my tolerance, T, with respect to my intellectual at different age, A and other people's intellectual, P is:

T = P/A

If P=A, then T=1 where it is at the norm level: We tolerate each other.
If P>A, then T>1 where it is beyond norm level: P can tolerate me.
If P<1 where it is below norm level: I cannot tolerate P.

I got so pissed with those boys in my Jap class. The 3 of them were talking loudly. So whatever they chat could be heard by all of us and drown our voices, especially when we were practicing the sentences on the white board. I was so pek chek that I turned around and told the boy nearest to me that they were very distracting.

That shut them up, although not for long, but at least they whispered after that.

I'm also getting balls as I get older. Openly display my displeasure to people I buay so.

Pony Comes, Money Go

Just received my second paycheck sometime last week. Kept reminding myself: do not spend unnecessarily.

After a week of endurance, I bought an i-nouvi makeup brush set after I saw it online. -_-|||

It's expensive de lor, but quality so much better than my the-body-shop set. The brush very soft you know! It's pony hair!

Gonna name the brushes like they are my pet ponies.

Taxi Uncles

Most of the taxi-uncles I met are always chatty and witty, if the journey is long enough, sometimes I also know what occupation they were before they started taxi-ferry.

This uncle I met today was once a Chinese orchestra instructor leh, no wonder the Chinese words he used all so cheem one. Like all taxi uncles, he gave me some word of advice.

Don't Marry, unless one is truly very well prepared.

In his years of driving, he had met so divorcees that he was convinced that the marriage nowadays are not true love, and if there is really true love, why is there divorce? He had 2 daughters himself, which is why there's this fear in him that no point marrying if the love is conditional.

The only unconditional love is parents' love.

Well, he's not the first one to tell me not to marry. And I think I'm kinda brainwashed also.

Drag Me To Hell

Watched this movie on Friday, was advised by my colleague not to have a full meal before it, I thought otherwise, coz lao niang don't scared easy.

Well, the movie did have an amazing fear element, but it wasn't the scare-you-to-hell that we will grossed out, it was the unhygienic effect in the show. I was really grossed out. Many movie-goers, including me, kept Eww, Yikes, Oh Gosh + Vomit Action.

I was half irritated by this hamchi guy on my right. He was totally scared shitty to hell by this show, and he was complaining loudly how come this show is rated PG and kept using his cap to hide his view, which really turned me off. The Ahmad him beside kept asking him to shut up, and at first it seemed like they were fooling around as friends. Until when the hamchi guy zaoed immediately when the show ended, it dawned on me that Ahmad was equally pissed as us. My friend shhed at him twice, and I shhed+scolded him during the show. When I did those, he looked at me so intensely that I thought he chao beng, looked me buay song leh. And I suspected he deliberately keep brushing against my elbow to annoy me. I leaned so much to avoid him that I almost crushed my friend on my left. If he wasn't trying to annoy me, then he was damn afraid that Ahmad would beat him up.

When we left the theatre and there was light outside, did we see his true form: Nerd/宅男. Oh man, the cap he was wearing, I had one exactly given by my school lor. He was wearing this purple stripes pole tee, tucked in neatly into his khakis long pants. Oh, and he had this humongous pri-sch-heavy bag which was taking my seat before I arrived.

Apparently, he lacked social skills. He doesn't know what is courtesy, and he doesn't know know when to whisper. He's nut also, my friend saw him in 7-11 while buying drinks, and he was mumbling to himself, which explained why he was talking loudly to himself during the show. Somehow or rather, he doesn't know how to read or listen also, he had thought this Sam Raimi's show was a comedy.

It was funny in some parts, but then, doesn't the word HELL elaborates enough that it is a horror show???

Wah liew.

Newspaper cutting collections

My cute Daddy actually told Mummy to tell me to cut those newspaper clips which had the photo as keepsake, even when it was repeated on Sunday paper!

老娇！LOL!

Shoes Madness

My shoes... Not that many right?

惭愧

I never expected, but R apologized to me, which I never really expected it, and I'm really touched by her gesture and what she said, loosely translated into English: "I'm more attached to you so I don't want you to be angry with me", agak-agak meaning is there lah.

Seriously, she's the second person whom I blahed out in my blog and read my frustrations vomit. The last one who did totally ignore me and treated me like I'm a disease, mind you, he's a first class honors student but had a heart narrower than the space between my nail and nail bed. Self-centred bastard. It's the truth.

Whereas R is as normal as any person and the first thing she thought was to say sorry to me, instead of thinking what a bitch I am.

我自己都觉得惭愧了。

She's almost 2 years my junior, but her bravery is far bigger than me. Till now, I had yet to say sorry to a fren whom I hurled hurtful words at 2 years ago. Anyway, when R told me why she was feeling 郁郁寡欢 whole day was because she felt sorry to me and she hadn't mean it that way.

R, I'm sorry too, as spoken, those were just moments of anger, well, not exactly angry anger, more like utterly shocked anger, and I'm glad we talked about it.

=D

Still I wished I could be as slim as you. Heh. No trouble buying clothes. Heh.

Love you, my Iron Dad

I posted an article about "Daddy's Smile" last year for the Father's Day, which I did not win. But then, they used the picture as promo for this year!

Geez, me and Dad are so photogenic!!!

AMK Hub, AMK Ha

I realized I always had funny or stupid encounters at AMK hub.

• I lost my student ez-link card but was able to retrieve back at the info counter after triple-confirming my identity. It was the spec and no spec difference.
• An uncle approached me and asked for my number, not forgetting to tell me how beautiful he thought I am. *Shudders...
• I saw a man in the ladies' toilet, and both of us were stunned, stared at each other for 3 seconds, thinking the same thing, "Am I in the wrong toilet?" Turned out he was salah coz he had assumed the ladies' to be men's after seeing the kid's urinal. Duhz, the toilet sign is just above the urinal, he had obviously used his "head" below to think.
• I accidentally knocked into a woman's tits while waving bye-bye to my friend. It felt weird to be touching somebody's boobs other than mine. I must say her ones were very bouncy.

I recalled this was the second time I touched a woman's boobs, accidentally. The first time was actually very funny, coz it wasn't really accident, but neither were I the one who made the move. I was just grabbing the pole in the bus, when this lady just rest her boobs comfortably on my hands. I was busy talking to PZ that I didn't realize it the soft cushiony boobs until I was gettiing off the bus.

Ha~~~

I like this

LOL

My almost senile Jape teacher couldn't recognize me, when I was totally dressed up with makeup and no specs. He thought I was a MIA student.

He passed me a stack of old homework and asked me to find mine, even though I clearly said I came for lesson every week.

Just upload my prehistoric photos of recent events. Too bad I cant blog at work, else those time will not be wasted.

Yesh! It's Friday once again!

It's 3rd week into work, but felt like 3 months. But then, if it's 3rd month into the work, I doubt I am blogging now, hearsay my project is very very demanding.

Can't help but felt that I had pissed my RO a little bit, coz I had this nagging feeling that he was twirling me around in his hands. First, he asked me to sign up for this Course A, I got all the necessary procedure done, including getting the AO (RO's boss) to sign and approve, before he replied me that I need to go for Course B first. Neh~~~ The chain of command is horrible, and I am afraid of troubling so many people and in the end nothing is done, you know.

I hope I am just thinking too much about this horrifying feeling, I don't want JnJ to repeat again. I tried to impress, but I think much could be seen in the work I had done for the research write up he asked me to do, seriously under standard. Haiz...

It's hard to communicate with my RO since he was at site and the site is 与世隔绝, I still can't really remember what he looked like. AO stationed in the office, and I felt sheepish whenever he caught me talking to my neighbour behind. Just the other day, he asked me when I signed my appt letter, I think he is disgusted to see me loitering around.

It took me 3 weeks to find out I had the compiler installed in my computer, alamak. Wasted 3 weeks, could have done some programming to keep me awake rather than reading the Ada.

Monday shall be a fresh start!

Croak

I lost my voice.

Wordless

Why is it that every time I have secured a job and a seemingly better one come along?

CRA called me after 3 months. Haiz...

A bad time to fall sick...

My body sure know how to pick a good time to fall sick. I'm running a fever @ 37.4 degrees, whole body aching, throat feeling lumpy and sore...

I suspected I got ill was due to:

i) Dirty water, my office pantry is so so so so so dirty! Got the urge to clean for them, but then, I am not paid to do that.
ii) Walking in the rain today.
iii) Too many biscuits hence got heaty.
iv) Viral infection (por bee not this lah)

It's been a week at work. So far so good, pretty much like internship. There's nothing much we could do till we are cleared of any possible treachery, known as Cat 2A. 2 newbies joined us this week, and my talkative nature had turned my conversations into an informal induction plan for them, and formal source of gossip for my batch (people who on board same day as me). Kinda like the middle woman between my batch and the newbies. I actually answered queries on the newbies' behalf.

Lucky me has a PC to work on, and supposedly fastest among all the CRTs and White Dells, P4 leh! But then with ebuddy blocked, life is pretty boring, so I sought my best friend, Uncle Zhou! Been on fishing trips, tea session, chess games. The record was 5 times a day! Can't help it when we are supposed to self-study using books as thick as the width of my palm.

Buay tahan, told my neighbour to wake me up if I'm off to dreamland again.

Found a buddy to take BT with me, yeah! I'm finally putting words into action! Coz I hate long journeys, so I decided to by a car! After I pay off my loan to Dad... I heard my team has extra incentive$ for supporting the system, so I think I should be able to survive, if not eat bread lor.

One thing not used to was the office politics, seriously, I don't sense any until my very fair (as in skin colour) colleague, asked me to observe, dun anyhow anyhow, dun garang garang. My observation skills has never been the top, and I treat everyone equally, and I just do what I think, you know. Anyway, it's better to follow what she said, since she previously interned at this coy, and know the culture better than anyone of us.

Counting down to payday, Yes! And we've been discussing what credit card to get, lol. Those coordinators must be secretly shaking their heads and sighed, "Young people..."

My first impression to people is slowly being take over by my true nature. Been displaying stunts, like doze off, put cold water in coffee mixture, tot my handphone lost when it was inside my purse. The sotong is slowly coming out.

And one thing for sure is, the guys aint treating me like a girl, seriously. One actually gave me a friendly budge on my shoulder. The kind that you pat using the back of your fingers then showed 4 in the air and exclaimed, "Wah lau, why you like that!".

Maybe that's why I am posted to an all guys team.

Wearing skirt doesn't turn the old charm on. Shit. Size does.

No, I'm not bothered, just intensely found it an interesting behavior. Maybe I should try an experiment by losing weight and test for a different reaction?

Doing Nothing

My clearance has yet to pass, hence me and my other newbie colleagues were bored to death today.

We won't be assigned a pc till we are assigned a job, which means the clearance has to pass first.

Gonna bring my Harry Potter 5 and 6 with me to work tomorrow, should be able to finish.

Then what am I going to do for Wed, Thurs and Fri?

Point here, Point there

I went for my pre-employment check last Tuesday. It was a clinic in Jurong Point, called Point Medical Group. It took me quite a while to find it, coz it was located at 6th floor, but then there was notice saying that it has been relocated to level B1a, I went to B1, I saw many clinics above the japanese food court, but I had no idea how to go up. After a big round, I found the escalator to it.

Those clinics were segregated together hence, it took me a while before I saw the word Point among all the big signboards. I quickly made my way to the clinic, slapped my form on the table and told the lady coolly, "Pre-employment checkup".

She looked at me with a big disbelief written across her face, so did the few other customers. Then the strong smell of disinfect reached my nose, and I realized, I was in a dental clinic!

"Oh? This is a dental clinic ah?" I asked sheepishly. The uncle who stood nearest to me laughed. Ok, I got my answer and I quickly left the clinic. Then I saw the Point Medical Group was right beside where I was, so I thought, "alamak, I visited the neighbour by mistake?"

I looked up at the dental clinic signboard, it was "Jurong POINT Dental Surgery".

Argh.... Dui!!!

I was feeling very dui that I forgot to use my GV card when I bought the 4 tickets to the movie X-Men Origins - Wolverine, coz members should be entitled to discount right?

I was more dui when I saw members could exclusively get the FCUK dog tag if they buy 4 tickets at GV Vivo or GV Marina.

I had wanted to watch at GV Marina but switch the venue to GV Plaza coz our last outing were at Marina the last time.

I hardly go to movies, hence the lack of practise to use my card.

Shit de neh. Could use the dog tag to pin my donkey bag!

Unforgivable Shoes Spree

I bought 2 pair of shoes today... and this make my list of pending new shoes to be worn to 4.

I only wanted to get rid of my super high heels which I wore with excruciating pain exerted on my fat feet every time. So I brought it along with me to the new shoe boutique which is offering 15% for old shoes trade in. What a timing for me! I was thinking how to get rid of it the other day! My aim was to get ONE pair of shoes for work, since I have only 2 pairs which are more appropriate. I ended up buying TWO pairs coz I was seduced by the buckle one they showed me while I was waiting to try the shoes. -_-|||

I have 2 pairs of shoes currently being rotated for wearing, the black one being my favorite, which is quite worn out, the white one for dress-down day. 2 pairs more for pretty pretty only. Recently snagged one from Jia coz she couldn't wear it.

Anyway, I am almost hogging the shoes rack all to myself already. I own a total of 12 pairs, which is just 5 pair less than Dad's, Mum's, Jia's and Min's all add together. =D

Min corrected my blog heading, I wanted "Unforgivable Shoes Sin", but she commanded, "You should type Unforgivable Shoes Spree!!!!!!!!!!"

Ok lor.