Skating and dreaming

Aiyah, forgot to take the photo from SF just now during lunch. Too engrossed in my story telling again, wah ha ha ha.

Went to sleep last with cramp-like feelings in my legs, woke up with aching pain in the whole body. Quite a kick-feeling, except that pain in my butt: Fell down like 7 times yesterday during skate outing, and I was like slowest skater already. I was trembling when I went down my first slope with an inclination of like 25 degrees, I was rolling down so fast that I got quite scared that I straightened my back which I was not supposed to, and there I go, nicest fall of all with legs snapped up before they dropped back to the ground.

Just realised, I trembled skating down a slope that was like 10cm high under my feet, and I get high going down on a roller coaster. Ha, weird me.

I'm supposed to write my report and do my fyp after lunch, but I ended msning with Jia for almost 2 hours. Better quickly get all the shit done before I nua at home for 2 days.

I had this really really weird dream, I can't remember the whole thing, anyway, the only thing I remembered was the feeling I got, it was so real, for a moment I thought I'm living in my dream, before the beep in my phone woke me up. As I tried to recall my dream, I did wish I could dream a little longer, coz the life I had in my dream is the exact piece I'm missing now: a boyfriend. Ha ha ha.

A bit embarassing to say it, but then, dun care lah, the whole world knew my 24th birthday wish was to get a BF, wah ha ha ha. Anyway, it was this part where we hold hands for the first time; HOLD HANDS WITH A GUY LEH! It was so real until I tot I felt the warmth/coldness in his hands as we locked our fingers.

When I woke up and recalled the dream, and as I typed now, the logical part of me filed a perfect reason for this nonsense dream: There were a few helpful skaters holding my hands, or let me hold their wrists to help me skate yesterday, so I'm like having a hangover dream with these hand holding things, and probably explained why I tot I could feel the BF's warmth/coldness, because it was those skater's (cold because of sweaty wrists).

The dream is no longer a fantasy when I see the connection it had with real life, the good thing out of the dream: I saw the guy's face, heh heh. So can continue fantasize this little bit in my current screwed-up school life now. LOL.

Of money and room

Extra $200 from Dad again, shiok to the max! Luckily I'm stuck in school to do project, else I think the money will be gone in 3 days.

Probably gonna change feng shui (ala furniture shifting) tomorrow, since everyone is so hyped up! We will be rewiring the electrical sockets in our house, after 20 years! So must chope chope decide where we need the new sockets to be before the hype is over! (My procrastination inherited from my Dad lah, so... yah, ha ha ha)

Wah, I'm so gonna miss my current bedroom which has the most windows, so it's very windy at night, especially monsoon season. But then the room is gonna converted into a recreational room under Jia's proposal since we are moving that old-fashioned 29" tube tv into my room. Next time can play mahjong, play pc game, watch tv all in that room. =)

I'm thinking... maybe can ask him to install a water heater? Heh heh, then I can have a hot shower anytime I want le!!! Wah, I felt like we are moving house like that.

We got a new tv console, Mum got her new wardrobe, and we are getting a 42" LCD TV!!! Shuang to the max siah!

Maybe I should wish a 4D strike myself, then I can install the heater!!!

Must throw more things away. Coz 旧的不去，新的不来！Wah ha ha ha!

I only have myself to blame if I can't finish my FYP

I only have myself to blame I only have myself to blame
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I only have myself to blame I only have myself to blame
I only have myself to blame I only have myself to blame
I only have myself to blame I only have myself to blame
I only have myself to blame I only have myself to blame

Dai Ji Si Beh Tua Tiao

Terrorist escaped from detention, in Singapore!

This is something which I believe many of us would not have expected, and probably didn't know there was a terrorist detained in Singapore.

Serious big case.

Feeling bugs in my stomach.

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS!

I'm feeling bugs instead of butterflies in my stomach. I'm sensing the tension of the inability to complete project in time, less talk about perfection.

I had a 1 year schedule which I obviously did not follow dutifully.

My 1 week (9 days in fact, 2 sats and 2 suns) plan is screwed because of my procrastination.

And now my 5 days planned is screwed because of a last minute calling, HOW???

If the project demo is to be fixed on 2 April, I have exactly 35 days to complete it starting this midnight. Great...

35 days = 840 hours

6 more weeks of lessons - 90 hours

Sleep estimated to be 6 hrs per day - 210 hours (I think I have to drop it 5 or 4 already)

3 hours per day for travelling, eating,and bathing -105 hours

50% of tme is gone like that, maybe to make myself better, I have Sat and Sun, full time.

Gosh! May I tide this over. 20 man-days to complete my project. Probably need to outsource already.

This stills doesn't sound comforting as I have 1 more presentation, 2 assignments and 3 reports to do.

Shall go take a bath to calm myself down now.

Weekends gone

I'm not half as efficient as blogging as to other things. Just received a call (just as in 1 minute ago) from home that I was to be summoned back to be maid-in-waiting for Saturdays and Sundays.

My weekends is screwed.

容易受伤的女人 part 2

After my first lesson of skating, I had rather big orh-cheh on my left palm and aching left butt

After the second lesson, I had huge orh-cheh on my left knee and sprained joint on my right thumb

Plus a toilet-door cut on the orh-cheh on my left palm.

FYI, the knee bruise was caused by hitting on the edge of the gear, and the gears supposed to protect my knees.

Chor lor is my second name.

Nabeh is the new F word

Nabeh, Yau-man is ousted from Survivor.

Nabeh, I woke up late, at 1pm.

Nabeh, I cut my palm while closing the stupid door in the toilet.

Nabeh, I didn't do anything constructive today, except clearing my bowels.

Nabehdous.

No hole for me to hide

I was sending out email to my teammates as none of them attended the tutorial today. This was what I typed, during lesson:

Hi people
Prof Gay just told me he wanted to see the tech requirements together with the business analysis, so I told him we will send him an updated one. Is it possible we complete this before this weekend (I think is good to chop everything up ASAP so that we can concentrate on other things like FYP, ^_^).
So I proposed a meet up discussion coz the tech requirements need more details and the parts are more or less connected together.
Michelle: after 12nn on thurs, 930-1230 on fri
SiQi: free on thurs after 1330, after 430 on fri
to Jiahong and Salony: Please tell us the schedule asap, okie?
Another proposal is we chop the full report up during the the one week break, then after that we could concentrate on the second part of this project.
I'm regretting taking this module already. LOL.
Si Qi

As I clicked "Send", a voice boomed behind me: "They left you to do all these things?"

Prof Gay was standing right behind all the while I was typing!!! Wah Biang!

I should have the decency to tell him it's rude to read other people's email, but I was so shocked by him that I couldn't say it.

More drama please. Dang kwet veli much.

Oh, forgot to mention there was this rather cute-looking guy who showed his butt crack at my direction the whole lesson and he became so uncute liao. Why no underwear!!!???!!! Probably his butt crack was the cause which made me lose my sense of response. Ha ha ha.

Jamie's Hilarious Morning

As per requested, here I am blogging about my beloved spoilt brat sister, Jamie's morning maniact.

Well, somehow, we were going for breakfast with Jamie instead of Jia, coz Jamie asked for it, Jia didn't want it. So we were rushing, coz it was almost 6.45am already, and Jamie's speed of eating is as fast as a snail crawling. So as Mum lifted up her Barbie bag to carry, her files dropped from the bottom of the bag. Dang! The bottom was torn!

In a mad rush, I took the spare bag and stuffed all her things inside. This spare bag had only 2 compartments, so it was rather squeezy for Jamie's rubbish. So I was holding the water bottle, trying to find place to fit it. At this point, Mum told me that the water bottle leaked badly if put it horizontal. As I was thinking what to do with it, Jamie grabbed the bottle from me, twisting it and said, "转紧紧就不会漏水咯！" (It won't leak if we tightens it.)

She twisted it so hard that she was thrown forward, cap of the bottle unscrewed, and splashed the water on me!

I was more than glad that I was holding on to the bag, and the water didn't seep through her worksheets and textbooks. Anyway, Mum had a good time laughing at the whole saga.

Jamie threw another false alarm during breakfast, she almost spilled her Milo. If she really did that, Mum would be screaming at her instead of laughing.

JOTD:
Dad won starter prize in 4D recently, and this was what Jamie told Mum: 会中就是会中， 不要整天怪我的书 ('输' 同音) hor!

Whoot!

I can skate already! Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post Vday Entry

Out of boliaoness, I checked my past 3 years entries on Vdays. Other than last year which I had a super interesting Vday lunch with a guy who gave me toothbrush set as birthday gift, I had zero celebrations.

While I wished everyone Happy Vday in 2006 & 2007, I did not mention anything this year. Probably because I have no special someone to celebrate this commercialised day with me, so it meant nothing to me, just a normal day. I used to give M&M to my friends and even lecturers (in fact I only gave to one lecturer only, tried to bribe the good-looking him to give us alternate rest days) when I was in poly. When has my sweet nature gone to?

If I were to die as a single, I will not die as a virgin, but I'll most probably die as someone who hates all the lovey-dovey couples. I actually sniggered when I saw a school mate with her bf taking mushy photos at the bustop.

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS! I'm jealous, am I?

I can sense the evil spinster in me already.

MIA

Oh great... I have been having nightmares over my FYP, over my tutorials, over a lot of things. Life sucks when things get pile up and feel like shit.

Hands off blog for the time being while I get my head straight to things I should do. Too much "Supernatural" ain't doing any good, I think I'm getting hallucinations already.

My stomach still feel bloated. KNS...

Head and Shoulders, Hips & Toes

Wah biang~~~ My whole body is freaking aching from the skating class yesterday, despite not skating much. What I had learnt? Well, I learnt how to fall down and get up the proper way, but there were quite a few times I kept falling backwards which was a no-no. Now my left butt is more painful than my right butt, and I had a huge blue black on my left palm, the fleshy area connecting the thumb and the wrist.

I think I looked like some crippled skater. LOL.

Mental note: Always take picture in this angle.

Of Mahjong & Blackjack

I still have 2 birthday drafts in Blogger, but first, let me digitize my memory of my most fabulous mahjong winnings! I won $22.80!!!

I went to Belle's house on Saturday, and after playing her brother's Wii, we decided to combine power and share the cost for mahjongs. She was to be the player while I was her 军师。

We won the first round and we were so happy. Then we started losing. Damn. Belle was not a good player, considering she learnt every year. So I kinda suan her maybe she would have beginner's luck every year, turned out only for the first round.

I took over to play in the third round, and I won! And luck kept coming in after that!

There were a few rounds which were really really memorable.

There was this round, which I was left with a tile. I hated it when I'm left with one tile coz usually the players could easily guess which tile I'm waiting by the tile I throw. So I was thinking whether to change when I drew the next tile, which was a 9 tong, and none appeared on the floor yet. I took quite a long time to think and then I decided to throw the old tile for 9 tong. Then at this very moment, the next player threw 9 tong and I won! Belle's sister joked: "Wah! 她用念力leh! " becoz when I was pondering over my choices, I was massaging my forehead.

There were 2 games which I won with 5 tais bao, meaning one player pay for the other players coz he threw the winning tile to me.

The first 5 tais was with 3 flowers and half colour. I couldn't remember which winning tile she threw or me. The other 5 tais winning was more memorable, coz it was a full colour, 清一色索子！First time full colour!

It was a heart-attack round, coz everyone could see that I was waiting for green bamboos. I was already waiting for winning tiles. I had the 一索 with me, but it was useless coz it was already pong by May, Belle's friend. Then I drew a North tile, and discarded it since it was kinda no use. I drew a North again. Shit. Could have won by zi mo already if I threw birdy instead of North, so I threw my birdy away in case I drew a North. I drew a 5索 in my next turn, and discarded my North, since couldn't be so heng to draw another North right? BTW, there were none on the floor. Anyway, I drew the next tile and it was a flower, so when I drew a tile to replace, it was a North again! Wah!!! Was mad at this point already! I drew 3 Norths myself! Thinking there's no way a North could pop out, I discarded it. Then the next player happily threw the North he drew. I was really mad and starting niam niam niam to Eve, who was sitting beside me.

There only 4 tiles left, and everyone was anxious. Coz whoever let me win have to bao mah, so no one wanted to be the "hero". I had already given up coz I knew no one would throw me my green bamboos, I was waiting for 3 or 8索 but 3 was already pong (my tiles were in such arrangement that 3 could make a pair and 8 would make a triple to win). But I guess I was really lucky, after I threw a useless tile, the next player threw a 8索and I won! It was really a miracle round! I still 啧啧称奇 until now! It really felt like a movie! So planned and unreal!

I gave $10 to Belle, since we tagged team. Apparently she had the luck (she won toto while I was playing) and I had a bit of skills. So we were a perfect team!

I also won in Blackjack, $20+ in for both days. =)

Roar!

I felt so stupid siah! I didn't know my 4th aunt's mother-in-law died recently and I still wished her Xin Nian Kuai Le.

No wonder she looked at me weirdly! So much for being a nice kid.

I did the right thing, that was to clean my room, coz I found my favorite ring!
It was hidden under my stupid printer lah!

What happened just now was more mind boggling than my ring hiding under the printer.

I was putting on my ear stud when it slipped off my fat fingers. Strangely, it didn't drop on the floor coz there wasn't any sound, so I thought it might have fell to my pile of clothes, neither was it found.

Mystery solved when I went to toilet: it was hooked to my belt!

Funny.

Birthday Post #2

After the celebration at Bugis, I headed back to hostel. Probably I was in a very good mood, so I decided to spring clean my room for CNY, before my shower.

I was doing the final touch of mopping floor, when my room was barged open by Miss Ng and Miss Gwee, holding McD plastic bags! I was so shocked, very very shocked, super duper shocked that I retreated to the corner of my bed and stuttered with wails. You know, like how monsters or ghostes cornered someone and left them no place to run.

5 seconds later, we all broke into laughters and cramps.

I had saw them at the end of the corridoor when I was on my back from toilet, but I didn't recognise them! They, seeing that I saw them, ran all the way down to 2nd level.

2 of them had fun laughing at my expression, saying it was very classic and hilarious.

Anyway, they were really sweet. They had bought McD's hot fudge and strawberry ice-cream to celebrate my birthday. They also got me a fantastic brown bag which I blur blur thought it was their stuff.

Miss Ng entertained us with this hotdog joke: Her friend was a BBQ party. She was trying to hold the hotdog which was fresh off the BBQ pit with her mouth, so another friend was bewildered to see her this way and asked what was she doing. She answered:

"I'm trying to SUCK and BLOW the hotdog at the same time!"

Hilarious!

Not many photos, but still we took a few. Luckily they weren't armed with a camera or else they could have blackmailed me a treat with that horrendous face of mine!

This photo did not make any difference either.

Video below was something I shoot after I recovered from my shock, interviewing the masterminders. Isn't it weird how people auto hold a imaginary mic when they sing or being interviewed? Hee Hee

I is Stupid

Mum and Jia had a fun time laughing at me just now.

All because I did a double job. Mum was pouring the tea she cooked in a big pot into a kettle, then it got full, so somehow I tot the most logical way was to pour the tea(in kettle) into a big bottle, then Mum could continue pour the tea into the kettle.

Actually, she could pour the remaining directly into the bottle, all I did was to help her remove the kettle and placed the bottle there.

Bleahz...