belly piercing is scary...

wah lau, today not long after i start work, i actually saw 2 sec old classmates and bandmates and a NYP junior. sg is really tmd de small. see them act blur act dunno them, nothing common in topic to talk also.
today not as exciting as yesterday. just that i finally see how naval piercing is done. oh my god, i was deeply horrified! u noe how it was done? 1st, the "body piercing master" will "kiap" a layer of skin above ur navalusing a pair of thongs, if u r happy wif the thickness, then she will poke the skin thru the top with a 5mm-7mm thick needle, halfway. then she will use the belly stud tat the person has chose and poke from the bottom. then Master will remove needle and continue pushing the stud and ta-da, screw it and done. the lady who was doing it today was so nervous (altho it was her third time, not tat she pierce 3 holes, explain in later part) tat she request to hold my hand while she "erh!!!! arh!!! wah!!!" (the sound she made while doing the piercing). okie, as for the reason why she poke 3 times, tat's because the 1st 2 times, the skin sort of "reject" and the skin burst open, scary hor... yee... when the lady told me i was like "yee..." inside my heart. i went nervous wif her when she was experiencing this horrendous moment.
okie, enuff on piercing. today is only the second day and i'm sick of it. think i'm used to "office job", not used to retail sales. this job is for those studnets on vacation one, not for me. and i think i decide to hop to another job after my trip from m'sia at the end of may.
read xiaxue's birthday blog entry. she really planned her 21st birthday party well. so interesting. y hadn't i tot of that? she had a theme for her biorthday lor, wat an ingenious idea. and interestingly,think all the mosquitoes knew of her fame and came to give their presents too, 20 bites, lol.
i'm going to migrate my blog to blogger.com. nobody reads my blog here, so sad, so much for being in friendster!

Wat's wrong wif the lao aunties nowadays?

I vowed to myself tat today die die must update my blog. 1stly because i was totally inspired by ms xiaxue's discipline to always update her blog, her creativity in making pictures (a picture says a thousand words) and the powerful language in her blog. She's now a famous blog celebrity, if u dunno her means u r outdated! check out her blog at http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/ and do vote for her at Bloggies. 2ndly, today is my 1st day at work at X-craft, and saw a few happening things which i think are worth mentioning. 3rdly, my blog is begging me to update her (yes my blog is a female coz she's 3-8, kpo and cannot keep secret, wah hahaha)
1st,let's start with something quite a wow thing. Mr Adrian Pang (yes the mediacorp artist who wife is an ang mo and they have 2 handsome kids) visited X-craft! at first i tot i saw wrongly when he walked past X-craft, then he came in and i was like.... hey, tat's adrian pang i tot to myself. a lot of people saw him and there wasn't an hoo haa for him. maybe people are just not into him? anyway, he stayed in the shop for a few minutes, there's nothing in X-craft tat he could buy and left. okie, this is big deal no. 1.
big deal no 2. today is monday, so most of our customers in the morning were tourists. all the tourists who came in were either middle age uncles and aunties from indonesia la, korean la, or ang mo family with those teenage gals dolling themselvess with tat rubber bangles who i think is the hot thing now (both gals bought a total of almost close to 20 bangles and wore on their hands while their mum keep telling them "quick, we are late for the flight!") then came this really chio ang mo char bo with 2 heads taller than me, a waist the size of my thighs and legs tat are as long as me (this part 夸张 a bit lah)。 these are not what i noticed most, it's her... let me describe her dressing 1st. she was wearing this frill white tube top and a pair of jeans and she was carrying a beach bag. then, the tube top being white in color, and a little bit translucent (i estimate 70% opaqae, 25% transparent), so her ********** was pretty obvious. guess what the ********** refers to. hint no. 1, it's brown in colour, hint no. 2, it's at the centre of her tits. answer is pretty clear now right. those who guess bras are really inocent bois and gals. what's the big deal abt bras, we see them everyday sneaking behind the tanktops of sg gals and sg aunties i may say. okie back to this chio ang mo, wat's wrong wif her huh? i know she has perky tits, unlike asians', saggy one. but dun she have the decency to at least cover it? she was almost naked on her top and pls lor, we r not at nude beach or something. if she had wore a color tube top, fine with me even tho her nipples are showing right thru it. she was wearing a white translucent tube top! for gd's sake, if there were any guys ard, sure nosebleed... so u all must thinking wat the hell am i hollering abt this ang mo who din wear bra inside her tube top. well, 我就是不爽她， 怎样？she was pretty, but too bad she wore tat tube top, from a clear distinction dropped to an undergraded. coz she look so pornish!
okie, one last case. this has been bothering me ever since i stat to take notice on pple. wat's wrong wif the aunties nowadays huh? pls lor, 40 50 liao still wanna act chio... i shall start with that washroom cleaning lady beside X-craft (beside X-craft was the ladies and gents washroom). she went in and out of x-craft several times b4 she decided to peirce her ears. it kind of iritate me coz the first time she came in, she brush me away like I'm some lice or ants. darn it, i'm a human being okie! (previously when people brush me like that, i wont really take notice if i was engross in something else like talking, which did happen to me once when i was out wif felice and elaine, they were in shocked when i din bother to defend myself when the auntie brush me away like a lice. i told them becoz i was engrossed in talking to them.) today it was different, i had nothing to do, so i was standing at the entrance attending to a few customers and of all times, she had to brush me, TMD! okie, the point was not the brushing thing but rather, her peircing. okie, ask me y? y? coz she so middle age liao still wanna act chio or wat, so many holes on her ears. not tat aunties cannot peirce so many holes lah, but pls lah, want to peirce also peirce with restriction mah. she has more holes tham me lor, including her nose stud. then after she peirce, she kept coming into X-craft to buy ear studs. (i think her money all spent on ear studs since she has so many holes) end of story? fat chance, later she brough her own sister to do ear peircing too and history repeats lah! damn sickening. this sister even smile to me when i happen to see her eye to eye while she was covering the cleaner's duty, (the seat is just next to x-craft) the basic courtesy, i smiled. she smiled back and waved "hi" to me. pls lor, 我跟她很熟meh, i just started work today only hor.
next was i saw an autie, close to 50 i guess, also full of holes sand worse, earrings not ear studs lor. auntie, ur ears dun feel heavy meh?! din u hear ur ears crying? 左3右4 leh, u say heavy or not? gold earring somemore, no wonder the lobes are getting longer.. think they will live to a ripe old age (chinese believe that the longer the ear lobes, the longer their life span is. so this means i will die very soon since i have no ear lobes, wah hahaha) came the worst part, auntie wearing tight tight clohes, or more than the worst parts, auntie wearing young girly clothes and dye thier hair striking color. so god damn disgusting. i pls all the act cute aunties in the world, pls dress demurely for ur age and not act cute act young! now even aunties wear our fashion, wat shld we wear in order to differ the generation gap huh? i wear like auntie and auntie wear like what i'm suppose to wear, wat a trade-off!
kie, enuff bitching abt all these sucky aunties. I'm trying hard to open my eyes now, so sleepy... my mind also twirling ard, cannt think straight. shall end her and continue tmr. tmr i shall say some grateful things. lol.

I'm jobless

It's been 2 weeks since i last update my blog... actually now very sleep, dunno what to type.. think i continue tmr... lol

happy day

wah lau, early in the morning went to work, still sleepy, so went to take a short nap in the AVA 1, not even 10 minutes, OM came into the room, so paiseh,, siao liao, dunno whether he will tell P or HOD IT or not...
then one very happy is a lady school attendant said i'm very pretty; beautiful big eyes, small cherry lips, beautiful skin then with my coloured hair, just that i'm fat. but even though, i'm cute! wah, piao piao ran siah! i think my skin is getting thicker too, wah hahahahahaha, buay tahan, think i too stressed liao, going crazy. or i am going crazy....
my phone finally working fine after blow drying. but everytime i picked up calls, i've the tendacy to wipe before putting close to my ears. lol, bo bian, it dropped into toilet bowl leh. tho the water looks clean, but got toilet paper. and i think i there is a awful smell from the phone, over paranoid liao.. oh gosh
so sianz.. the network folders are having a lot of problems. sianz sianz sianz... then a teacher actually asked me lend him install MS Office, wah liew, u earning money faggot, go and buy urself lah, so cheapskate, want me to burn. then heng i tot of another teacher who is using a freeware, OpenOffice.org, then manage to taichi this problem away, wah hahahaha
i think i'm on an unlucky streak.. must be careful not to step on any shit. wanna complete the software inventory also sianz...

Today is an unlucky day

For the 2nd time in history, I dropped my mobile phone into the "sacred bowl" (aka toilet bowl)! How dumb can i be to repeat this dumb mistake twice! oh my god... though now it looks fine, but the key a bit gabera liao, think today go back must use hair dryer to dry the chipboard inside.
Today is a cursed monday for me. wanna reach sch at 7am, when i reach boon lay at 6.50am, i realised i forgot to take the access card and the cupboard key. and kevin is on leave, so no choice but to return back home and get them. when almost reaching home, mum jia and min were on their way out. they had been trying to contact me on my phone, wanna meet me at NTUC and go for breakfast. but i switched on my phone to late, so gotta make double trip.
when i reached school and wanna changed backup tape, i took the wrong key. another double trip. haiz.. today things go the wrong way for me. even gg to toilet also can drop handphone, haiz... must go and pray liao. lol

Ivy's birthday chalet is fun fun fun!!!!!

went to Ivy's birthday chalet yesterday, had fun hell of time. lecturer Benny and Teh ni came out to fetch me, wah liew, i tot benny was a malay lor, 不愧是黑马王子. lol. when yanqi went to bath, haha, wanna peek at her size, but 偷袭失败. wah hahahaha
then at night, only ivy, yanqi, bobby and me stayed. we had some small talk over Ivan, Ivy's younger brother. he may not be academically good, but i think he's a deep one inside. he is actually a guy who likes to talk and has a very curious mind. but he cant express himself clearly sometimes. bobby actually had some plans for ivy to help ivan improve himself.
NKF show is on now, so sianz... tat sharon au ever since "upgrade" from a cup to b cup, machiam think she very sexy, always wear low cut, yuck, so disgusting. 没料还要露，真恶心！
tmr back to work, haiz... 3 more weeks...think i can start preparing some farewell gifts liao. on the list are definitely the general office staffs, teachers, and the attendants, NCS team and NCs helpdesk. for the past 11 mths they all have been very nice and helpful. especially lay may, always listen to my complaints. wah hahaha
MSN finally launch the messenger 7.0, think it's cool. i just downloaded and i can enlarge the thumbnails of the pic of myfrens, cool!
today complaints kinda a few, y? coz sunday mah... no work nothing blah blah, so complaint abt sharon au lor, btw, when is she gg to study? i'm sick of her.. she only know how to use the study thingy to snatch the limelight. now kym is back, think she will lose her foothold sooner or later, her MC skills is getting lousier by the day, and no choice but to 露，but then she has nothing to show also. haha

wah lau eh

morning: at work now, using the fastest PC in my school, shiok. but friendster still very lag... but better than using my home PC lor
really sibe sianz... boss actually asked me to go and take a DV tape for him as spare, i really machiam like maid liao cum technician.. duhz...
last night went shopping with yanqi, supposedly to get a present for ivy, we ended up buying for ourselves too. maybe now that we are working, we feel that $35 for a bag is alright... we bought so many things that we were given a discount. haiz.. went home, jia was reprimanding me y i buy bag again... she talk talk talk,later she still want to borrow from me. TMD...
was so tired after shopping, went home, bath and use PC, was dozing off at the PC. chat also dunno what i'm talking...
afternoon: finally fixed the AM's printer. gotta go thru so many processes: go safe mode, delete printer folder in system folder, restart, add network printer, tot can work but it's not, so copy backup folder back, trytrytry..wah liew, i also cannot rememebr what i've done, at least it working fine now. I'm using my AM's PC, to monitor the progress, wah hahaha... somehow i also shun bian solve the motd.exe problem too, now it's working super duper fine man, hope it dun go crazy on monday.
night: ulong really broke the record on survivor siah... left one tribe member Stephanie. Steph is my fav survivor, after rupert. she is a tough lady with deep determination. I hope she will win the 1 million dollar.

OT again...

haiz.. today work until 6.30 pm, oh gosh, reach home 8 plus liao, hungry and tired... today very inefficient, wanna install acad policy, agent and some la la- cha cha thing, 4 hrs also cannot finish, finish 3 PCs and start to become drowsy... wanna take a short nap in the lab also very difficult, just lie my head down on the ice cold table, phone start to ring ring... duhz... teacher cannot handle the printer... after i'm done with the printer, wanna go 1A fix the screen and stuck keyboard drawer(wah liew, furniture also me troubleshoot), tot can leave b4 5pm, another teacher called me to "rehearse" setting up projector laptop and blah blah blah... observation period, i also become busy with the teachers, wah liew....

today helen very sweet, knew tat i was leaving the company, treat me beakfast. b4 tat Mrs lim already gave me a box of rocher, yum yum.. looks like I'm quite popular in the school, wah hahaha (coz the only TA who bao ka liao mah) when mrs ghopi knew i was leaving, she also said, "so sad, u r such a nice person" wah biang, makes me so piao piao ran, lol.

some people are just so funny, helpline is for them, they actually ask me to call helpdesk to solve problem.. weird,really wanna tell u this my dear P, "could have easily u call urself then ask the helpdesk people to guide u mah... say u know u know, then do it urself lah, i never touch lotus notes b4 how i know how to troubleshoot the archiving thin, training also last year, no hands on how to remember, u touch everyday also dunno how to use, and to think u use everyday, i support also support mostly hardware, i dun even use it how to guide u, tat's y got helpdesk mah... so what if u r P, no big deal, got problem also must find me... haiz...paper slant a bit also cannot, then dun put so many paper lah, so lazy for wat, paper out refill again lor, half the tray already enuff to last u 2 days, put too much u hiam print out slant slant, u very difficult to pls leh. always say must find fat fat round round TA like me, u think TA quality like me so easy to find meh, temper so good some more, tahan ur nonsense, u more horrible than my boss siah, becoz of u, tat's y i wanna leave de, so bloody demanding. and y shld u listen to tat stupid Gil words when i know what's is the real problem with the AM's printer, i dun even know what's happening, u think what u tell Gil can help solve the problem meh! the driver is of coz installed in all PCs, if not how to print, u dumbo! and u Gil, u dun try to be a smart alec, i'm in charge of those IT assets, so i know how to deal with the problems, i dun need u to guide me, I'm the TA, not u, u r just a robotic trainer!u never touch all these equipments b4, how u know their tempers! yes, machines also have tempers one okie."

and to dear boss, "I'm a TA, i support IT stuffs, but i'm not responsible in switching air con in a IT lab hor! the air con u need one finger to press will do, u dun need me to specially go switch on for u, u think i very free ar, go get a manual air con switcher la, pay him to switch on air con everyday. i have my limit ok, shun bian switch on is okie, but dun waste ur handphone bill just to tell me to switch on air con"
phew, it's good to let out the steam bottle up in my mouth.. but how much i wish i can say it right in front of their faces!

wah biang, so slow

wah lau, i think this is the first and last time i'll blog in friendster. the system kinda slow. i actually write a bit during work this morning, and the server was like taking ages for the page to download. then becoz i was using a student test accout, there was no back or forward button, so i accidentally hit the backspace and all my blog gone, damn...
i think friendster is improving and i think is gd in some ways, but then, their servers need more improvements. btw, i think adding a blog here is gd coz dun have to go round telling people uhave a blog and invite them to view or anything, friendster will announce it for u, and pple just need to click and read.
if there are realy people reading my bloggie, then i will continue to update, if not, cant be bothered. lol
actually i wrote a lot in the afternoon,but kanna deleted when i click backspace, sianz....