Wat's wrong wif the lao aunties nowadays?

I vowed to myself tat today die die must update my blog. 1stly because i was totally inspired by ms xiaxue's discipline to always update her blog, her creativity in making pictures (a picture says a thousand words) and the powerful language in her blog. She's now a famous blog celebrity, if u dunno her means u r outdated! check out her blog at http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/ and do vote for her at Bloggies. 2ndly, today is my 1st day at work at X-craft, and saw a few happening things which i think are worth mentioning. 3rdly, my blog is begging me to update her (yes my blog is a female coz she's 3-8, kpo and cannot keep secret, wah hahaha)
1st,let's start with something quite a wow thing. Mr Adrian Pang (yes the mediacorp artist who wife is an ang mo and they have 2 handsome kids) visited X-craft! at first i tot i saw wrongly when he walked past X-craft, then he came in and i was like.... hey, tat's adrian pang i tot to myself. a lot of people saw him and there wasn't an hoo haa for him. maybe people are just not into him? anyway, he stayed in the shop for a few minutes, there's nothing in X-craft tat he could buy and left. okie, this is big deal no. 1.
big deal no 2. today is monday, so most of our customers in the morning were tourists. all the tourists who came in were either middle age uncles and aunties from indonesia la, korean la, or ang mo family with those teenage gals dolling themselvess with tat rubber bangles who i think is the hot thing now (both gals bought a total of almost close to 20 bangles and wore on their hands while their mum keep telling them "quick, we are late for the flight!") then came this really chio ang mo char bo with 2 heads taller than me, a waist the size of my thighs and legs tat are as long as me (this part 夸张 a bit lah)。 these are not what i noticed most, it's her... let me describe her dressing 1st. she was wearing this frill white tube top and a pair of jeans and she was carrying a beach bag. then, the tube top being white in color, and a little bit translucent (i estimate 70% opaqae, 25% transparent), so her ********** was pretty obvious. guess what the ********** refers to. hint no. 1, it's brown in colour, hint no. 2, it's at the centre of her tits. answer is pretty clear now right. those who guess bras are really inocent bois and gals. what's the big deal abt bras, we see them everyday sneaking behind the tanktops of sg gals and sg aunties i may say. okie back to this chio ang mo, wat's wrong wif her huh? i know she has perky tits, unlike asians', saggy one. but dun she have the decency to at least cover it? she was almost naked on her top and pls lor, we r not at nude beach or something. if she had wore a color tube top, fine with me even tho her nipples are showing right thru it. she was wearing a white translucent tube top! for gd's sake, if there were any guys ard, sure nosebleed... so u all must thinking wat the hell am i hollering abt this ang mo who din wear bra inside her tube top. well, 我就是不爽她， 怎样？she was pretty, but too bad she wore tat tube top, from a clear distinction dropped to an undergraded. coz she look so pornish!
okie, one last case. this has been bothering me ever since i stat to take notice on pple. wat's wrong wif the aunties nowadays huh? pls lor, 40 50 liao still wanna act chio... i shall start with that washroom cleaning lady beside X-craft (beside X-craft was the ladies and gents washroom). she went in and out of x-craft several times b4 she decided to peirce her ears. it kind of iritate me coz the first time she came in, she brush me away like I'm some lice or ants. darn it, i'm a human being okie! (previously when people brush me like that, i wont really take notice if i was engross in something else like talking, which did happen to me once when i was out wif felice and elaine, they were in shocked when i din bother to defend myself when the auntie brush me away like a lice. i told them becoz i was engrossed in talking to them.) today it was different, i had nothing to do, so i was standing at the entrance attending to a few customers and of all times, she had to brush me, TMD! okie, the point was not the brushing thing but rather, her peircing. okie, ask me y? y? coz she so middle age liao still wanna act chio or wat, so many holes on her ears. not tat aunties cannot peirce so many holes lah, but pls lah, want to peirce also peirce with restriction mah. she has more holes tham me lor, including her nose stud. then after she peirce, she kept coming into X-craft to buy ear studs. (i think her money all spent on ear studs since she has so many holes) end of story? fat chance, later she brough her own sister to do ear peircing too and history repeats lah! damn sickening. this sister even smile to me when i happen to see her eye to eye while she was covering the cleaner's duty, (the seat is just next to x-craft) the basic courtesy, i smiled. she smiled back and waved "hi" to me. pls lor, 我跟她很熟meh, i just started work today only hor.
next was i saw an autie, close to 50 i guess, also full of holes sand worse, earrings not ear studs lor. auntie, ur ears dun feel heavy meh?! din u hear ur ears crying? 左3右4 leh, u say heavy or not? gold earring somemore, no wonder the lobes are getting longer.. think they will live to a ripe old age (chinese believe that the longer the ear lobes, the longer their life span is. so this means i will die very soon since i have no ear lobes, wah hahaha) came the worst part, auntie wearing tight tight clohes, or more than the worst parts, auntie wearing young girly clothes and dye thier hair striking color. so god damn disgusting. i pls all the act cute aunties in the world, pls dress demurely for ur age and not act cute act young! now even aunties wear our fashion, wat shld we wear in order to differ the generation gap huh? i wear like auntie and auntie wear like what i'm suppose to wear, wat a trade-off!
kie, enuff bitching abt all these sucky aunties. I'm trying hard to open my eyes now, so sleepy... my mind also twirling ard, cannt think straight. shall end her and continue tmr. tmr i shall say some grateful things. lol.