My sis is a joker too.

Mum told me that the same Auntie C has been pestering her for an answer whether both Jia and me are attached. And Jia gave a really ultimate answer, "Aiyo, tell her to stop asking lah! There isn't even a 色狼！"

I do not have their levels.

My mum is a joker

Those who know my mum will know that she is someone with an incredible sense of humor. She could give really out-of-the-box answers.

When I was going uni and staying in hostel, Auntie D, a family friend was saying that it was a little dangerous for 2 girls to stay alone in school, even though it is a school. So my mum, told her: "Oh, then I'll ask her to stay with a guy lor, can protect her!" Totally disregarding the auntie's exact worry.

Recently, Auntie C had been calling my mum and she always exclaimed that my mum is a bundle of energy, coz she could go work, come home work some more and then watch Korea drama without a rest. And she she will always ask the same thing to my mum: "Do you always take chicken essence?"

Sick of her nonsense, my mum gave her nonsense. Without batting an eyelid, she replied in hokkien, "Bo lah, wo jiak peh hoon!" (No lah, I eat heroin!)

My waistline is getting wider than my bustline.

Really need to stop putting food into my mouth.

Over Clothes

Ever since I made the beautiful marriage of Forever21.com and Vpost, I had been shipping clothes every 3 months or so. Up till Sunday, I was browsing clothes as usual, and getting opinions from Jamie.

Jamie then told me something she heard from my parent's conversation: Why Qiqi (me) keep buying clothes?

Struck me like a bat on the head and woke me up. They were right, why do I buy so many clothes?

The clothes I bought, only a few I would start it. Those I don't wear, I kept thinking that I would wear it once I had the chance or save it for a special occasion, and usually they are dresses and skirts. So far, only 2 skirts were broken into. -_-|||

This could link to how my Ah-ma used to keep our new clothes for the "special occasions", you know. I inherited this habit. Not that it is a bad habit, but it is bad when I still have new clothes stacking from 2 years ago.

And ever since I started working, the urge to"must own this item" becomes bigger. From simple tops to elaborated dress, from backpack to shoulder bags, ballet flats to high heels, even the facial products, fill more than 1 drawer. I will even spend that certain amount to get the freebie. I'm really getting out of hand.

So, I told myself, I must not buy any more stuffs till end of the year. Coz I don't have any more space to stash them already.

I'm getting very very lazy...

Procrastinate too much...

Think far less...

I guess I'm just waiting for some huge to happen before I start writing like I used to be...

Had my wisdom tooth extraction on my left cheek in July, MC one week, shiok beyond words. Can't remember much funny details le. Except that I still went for a farewell dinner on Thursday despite my swollen gum. Oh, I had a total of 2 or 3 LA shots coz I was feeling the pain even before the dentist was sewing my gum back. Popped 2 painkillers when went home and slept like a pig. Face swollen like a pig too. Could bite and eat normally on the right side when I woke up, which is good coz mum cooked good food! =)

Got new eyebrows. =) Nice is nice, but a bit too expensive... should have for free ointment. I'm such a sucker.

Bought far too many things, shoes, clothes, bags... Forever21.com, I hate you! But I love you more!

Got 2 huge ass acne in 2 months... I guess something went wrong in my beauty regime... Oh! I didn't remove my makeup properly... Shit... Got a huge ass scar on my face now, not obvious, but irritating.

Work still nothing new... Bestie jokingly advised me to change job since nothing much (she meant guys) to see there (mean further prospects). Duhz... she's planning to get married in 2 years time! Gosh.

I can't lie and I don't know how. Seriously. All I wanted was to avoid appearing too chiong going out with Bestie after on mc yesterday), so I said to my colleagues whom I was on the same wayy that I just wanted to pay some service which I didn't manage to get to yesterday, which is true. When Bestie called, I silly answered, "You reached already ah?" So Colleagues A and B knew I was going out, I further made situation worse when Colleague-A asked why don't I meet her in Yishun since we both stayed there. I answered, Yishun was boring. This kinda overthrew my first reason that I wanted to clear payment and made me seemed like a liar and an MC queen. I meeting her in AMK was because I really wanted to make payment and there was a roadshow!!!

Lousy Liar Me!

Ok dok!