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Alright people, it's confirmed. I'm a natural born beauty... Before you all start puking, let me explain. Of course, I must have concrete evidences to prove this point, therefore, let me list out all the past comments I had heard.
When I was just a little girl, my auntie (N70) used to wow at us (Jia and me, now Min also) for having long eyelashes that curls up bu its own. By Asian standard, my eyelashes are indeed long, do not compare me to Indians, Eurasian or aliens, oh, aliens do not have eyelash, sorry.
In primary and secondary, I looked hideous, so no compliments at all except "Siqi is a cheerful girl".
In polytechnic, I went to the 超级无敌它妈的贵的 beauty saloon for facial. There was this customer, half paralysed due to car accident, highly interested in beauty regime and stuffs, told the 超级无敌 big liar that, she wants to have my rosy lips, so that she did not have to put on lipstick. Liar said to achieve the rosy lips, was to tattoo the lips, which is permanent makeup. Anyway, my point is, I have natural rosy lip colour, so actually, I do not need lipstick at all. And so, the colour I like for lipsticks, also tend to be similar shade to my lips. =D
Then, in the following year, which by then I had stopped going for facial, but I started taking care of skin by myself. Ok, not important, there was this junior who insisted that I wore makeup to school (being 17 and 18, we could be quite ridiculous to argue over stupid stuffs la). He said (yes, a guy actually noticed my face for once) he could see my eye shadow, blusher and lip colour. I had to prove to him that it was all natural by wiping my face with a tissue and dirts coming off my face, and proceeded to explain to him that the eyeshadow was actually dark eye rings, blusher was because I'm hot and stuffy from the walking, thus the blood was boiling in my face and my lip colour was because I'm heaty (Mum said this is cause by insufficient water).
Fast forward to Uni, months later after I had the virgin haircut at Sandstorm (the hairstyle I had in the above banner), unable to tahan the scorching heat in April, I went to cut my hair. The Ah Boy hairstylist asked if my hair was rebonded or natural. Months of painstakingly effort of using straightening shampoo and moisturiser, I produly answered it was natually straight. However, all efforts down the drain when the Ah Boy cut my hair. He no skill lah!
Once, I was asking for feedback whether I should perm or rebond my hair. The very nice and chio Ex-Roomie said I should go for perm for my hair is already straight enough. Ah.... sho schweet orph her!
Fast Fast forward to this year, I was to help out with Chingay. My very cute IA friend excitedly "confronted" me, "Siqi, did you put on makeup?" I replied I did not put on makeup, and she gave me a "are you serious" look. Because of past comments, I asked her, "Is it because you think you saw eyeshadow?" Bingo, she said that was the reason why she told I had put on makeup.
And today, I went to an event organised by the Seventeen. It consists of some mini makeup, photo taking and scrapbook making. Whil I was having my makeup done by this ultra super duper kawaii Kyoko Fukada lookalike (深田恭子) Fasio promoter who happen to be NYP junior (diff course tho) and intending to study in NTU, she asked if I had apply some eyeshadow before coming down here. Not knowing whether I should feel pleased or sad, I involunteerily told her that it was black eye rings.
See, I'm such a natural born beauty even dark eye rings look so good on me. HA HA HA HA!
Pretty boh?
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