Did I mention to you all about this schoolmate from MAE, having his IA at my company too, was my AMK senior? No, now let me tell you about him...
Haiz... 真是日久见人心。。。
又矮又不是很好看 (at first look he resemble 王建復, now he looked weird lah), why must he be such an asshole somemore?
Scene 1: Office lunch at Pasar
Me: Eh, what you eating ar?
Him: Ban Mian lor
Me: Eh, help me order Mee Hoon Kuay
Him: You also order same stall ar? You order lah!
Me: You already halfway walk there liao, why ask me?
Him: Coz I dunno how to order your one (he dunno how to say Mee Hoon Kuay). -_-
Note: Our dear Vietnamnese friend, knows how to order Mee Hoon Kuay
Scene 2: Waiting for order to come
Me: Hmm... (Looking straight at the stall that sells hum chin peng and beh huay ji ), those look good...
Him: Later then buy back to office lor...
Me: Good idea...
A while later...
Him: Eh, are you going to buy?
Me: Yah... (and slurping my MHK at the same time, was the last one to finish)
Him: Help me order leh...
Me: I'm eating, why not you go and help me order lah!
Him: I dunno how to order... X_X
Me: Use your finger point lah! That's what you told Paul...
Him: Aiyah, very paiseh...
Note: He was telling Paul that he can just use his (Paul's) finger to point the food he wants even if he can't speak dialect coz Paul also very interested to eat. Dunno how to say Hum Chin Peng or Beh Huay Ji is the stupidest excuse, coz on the signboard are spelled out in Chinese? Lazy admit lah, why must you come up with all sort of excuse, it just make you look more stupid. 难道你连麻煎和咸煎饼都不会念？
This is not the end, coz I was the first to arrive office everyday, he dare to say, "How nice if I see a cup of coffee on my table every morning..." Ok, at first it was funny, jooking only mah... But not when he said it almost everyday... Sometimes when lunch at office canteen, I offered to help them buy drinks, he also very buay hiao byte and give me money to help him buy. NVM...Now, after this "dunno how to order" incident, I was "complaining", wah, you treat me like maid wor! I say myself is as joke, but is not funny when he tell Paul, "Eh, Si Qi is like our maid hor..."
I endure... and finally got a chance to snap back at him.
Scene 3: Walking back to office, pass by an ice-cream seller mini van. Ok, I'm bad at vehicles parts even though I'm working in a automobile related industry. The back door was pull open and act as shelter for the seller, so when Senior walked past, he actually bent his neck so as to avoid hitting it. At this moment, I spoke out, "先生，你根本不用弯你的脖子lor，都没有那么高..."
Ha ha ha... He knows I'm hinting he is short.
Interestingly enough, excluding the 2 IA guys from the plant side, counting only us in the office, we gals are among the tallest(Huiyuan) and shortest(me lah), the rest of the 3 guys are almost equal in height and rank second... So short hor... Anyway, he's still a nice and funny guys minus the occasional sacarsm! LOL!
Wanna talk about my Zouk exp, but tired le, tmr need to present to Manager, and rushed my project today (Sup said at least must show some working functions). Just got back at ard 11pm... Yawn... Anyway, it was pretty embarassing exp even tho this wasn't the first time I clubbed. Look out for my next entry hor, see how silly Siqi is... ha ha ha...
Saying about silly, I remembered when I was in sec, during some bo liao orientation, we had to come up with adjective for our names, like Happy Huiyuan, Cheerful Charlie etc. Names starting with "S" were the dominant group, so by my turn, almost all words we can think of were used up. Out of desperation, I said, "Silly Si Qi", but they said cannot be of negative meaning, so in the end I become "Simple Si Qi".
真是人如其名！哈哈哈哈!
(Supposed to complain less, one of my new year resolutions, but I just cannot tahan lah...) 罪过，罪过。
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