I just recalled something very hilarious, and I just have to blog it. Thanks Jia, for the renaming thing.
Well, is quite an ironic how Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, and any Hollywood celebtrities tried to stuff as much silicon as possible into their limited breasts cup. Someone I know, is desperately trying to cut her size down to B. I am a not so proud owner of 36C (or 90C, me not trying to haolian hor, me is fat, so those are overweight burden) lump of fats. There she was, whose 2 lumps of fats appear bigger than me, claimed that she was a B. Holy cow, the only mammal that has tits bigger than her will be the China's Fattest Man I guess. She even commented that it was what she saw on her bra tag. I flipped and saw, on the overwashed tag that had appeared to be tattered, but print was visibly clear, D lor...
No wonder she felt suffocated... try squeezing a baby's mitten into ur gigantic palm lah... Wah ha ha ha, it's a wonder it wasn't deformed!
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