Monday Blues

So not in the mood for work...

Could I get any more embarassing?

Being the only girl in the team has its perks, but also has the shitty situation. Despite all my efforts to be as graceful as possible, I've already gave dirty jokes, snorted during nap, burped after meals and heck, dig my nose (with tissue) behind their backs (literally) so that they don't see.

Just when I thought my stunts are all out, bare nakedly shown them all the ungirly things a girl could do, I displayed the ultimate: showing the most girly stuff.

I was chatting with 2 of them while waiting to go for lunch, so I was preparing my pockets to stuff the tissue, phone and money pouch in. As I dig my left side pocket, I felt the slim silhouette of a used tissue and thought I could use it to wipe table later. As I was drawing it out, I decided to check how clean it was first, maybe it could go another round on my face, you know, don't use too many tissues mah.

When I took it out, somehow, it turned out to be a pantyliner, and staring straight at my colleagues' faces.

I think one took a chance at the pantyliner, and bought Toto.

It didn't work.

The black short didn't work its charm. Because I did too badly liao.

2 immediate fails.

Driving Lessons

There is this urban legend about driving test, that women tend to pass the test easily if they show a bit of cleavage, wear short skirts or dress sexily, coz the testers are lecherous.

Back in the poly days, I thought this was a myth created by a certain MCP who was upset that women were driving cars, which in the old past, only men could drive. Maybe he had lost a bet with a gal who proved him wrong, that gals couldn't drive. Hence, he made up this myth to be spiteful and that women were lousy drivers. Hmm, I was quite a mild feminist then.

However, I myself is a live testament to that myth today. No, I hadn't pass the test, but I had a better lesson for once. Showing some skin really helped a little.

I had been getting this really stern instructor for my driving lessons, probably because I didn't book one and he wasn't booked by others due to his infamous temper. As much as I'm quite tolerant, his nonchalant voice and hardly audible pronunciation pissed me off sometimes, and very often, I couldn't quite catch his instructions, so I needed him to repeat. And very often, he would raise his voice, and when correcting my mistakes, his tone wasn't very nice too.

Today, I was hoping that I wouldn't get him as my instructor, but as you all know, we all probably knew what we didn't want was going to happen and that's why we prayed. I had not had any practice since my last driving test 2 months ago, so I was mentally prepared to be grilled badly by him.

Surprisingly, while he still had that nonchalant and hardly audible voice, he wasn't stern today. Either he is in a bloody good mood, or my mistakes were less "fatal" or it's my black shorts.

Maybe, his bad temper was what I imaginatively conjured up when I drove really badly and today, I drove quite well, minus the lane change, speed control and parking.

Still, hope the black short works its charm on the tester tomorrow.

My mum

Well, she is always proud that whatever she wished came true. Like,

She had been thinking of having new bed for me, yeap, we got it free.

She was thinking some mushroom balls for dinner, and soon, her boss gave her a lot of packets.

She had been wishing for a sponge for washing big bottle, I bought it without knowing she wanted.

So that day, she was telling how she got things she wished for, I asked her, why don't you wish for son-in-laws?

She just retorted, "不可能的咯！"

...

Finally, a girl is joining my team!!!

Can't wait to start gossip club with her. LOL.

yeah!!!!! new "boyfriend"!!!!

Dear Lenovo

We had a happy and peaceful 5 years relationship, well, not exactly peaceful, but you've been through the ups and downs of my uni life, stand by me during my tough fyp and the sucky period of my first job. I'm really sorry that you getting older, hence couldn't meet up to my high level of energy drive. There were so many things I want to try, but because of your slowness, I wasn't inspired or motivated to do.

Toshiba really fare better in that department, as he's younger. We may have ended this, but I truly believe that you are my best friend, wh

Saving Gaia

Woah! Only after I searched for this vid, only then I realised how abstract this clip was. The three of them represent the tree, the water and the atmosphere, with the kid as the earth.



When we first saw the vid on TV, because it displayed a dark and deep sense, and there was this parellism which they started with "What if, 如果..." We were like so engrossed in watching. When it came to the end, my Dad growled,

"如果我是炒票， 你会怎么办？"

-_-|||

I must have discipline...

to start wearing my new clothes.

The stack of new clothes is getting higher and higher.

Did a rough inventory, I still have clothes bought a few years ago, not worn! So horrible...

And just minutes ago, I ordered my 3rd batch of clothes from Faith21 again...

And within the past 2 months, excluding my HK trip loot, I bought like 2 pair of new shoes, 3 tops, and 4 bottoms...

I am so jialat... Must wear them!

Lizardry!!!

Just when it couldn't get more funnier, Miss Ng had to remind me that, I quote her: "The lizard must be screaming: Let! Mee! Ouut!!!"

Since when does asking for home address equivalent to sending red bomb?

YQ sought my help to consolidate our home addresses so that she could send the baby's full month cakes to us. The first thought that came to XL's, Ivy's, and Teh Ni's mind when I asked them for their addresses was they thought I was getting married.

Excuse me, I don't have a boyfriend to intro to them, so how could I be getting married? Like what I told Ivy, i would screaming into their phones if I were to don the white gown anytime soon.

I foresee the next 10 years their ears would be spared.

I didn't know Goh Keng Swee...

Only to realize the amazing things he'd done for Singapore via the news lately... So ashamed of myself...

Well, RIP, Founding Father...

My inner spinster is screaming again...

Damn... My gal friends all are getting married.

It's just me and a few left to party...

I salute the Supernatural Scriptwriters!

They did such good twist! Now the story is right where both Sam and Dean are saying a big fat NO to Michael and Lucifer to being their vessels. So episode 19 was about other gods from other religions kidnapping them, hoping to use them as chips to restore world peace. But of course, they ain't Lucifer's match and Mercury (Hermes) contacted Lucifer to their location. Lucifer killed them with a flick of his finger, and so Gabriel came to save them. Knowing he wasn't a match to Lucifer, he left Sam and Dean a tape containing an alternative solution, and that is to kick Lucifer back to his cage, using the four horsemen rings.

Isn't this brilliant? I tot the show would end up God coming to help leh!

Just one little error, they mentioned that only an angel can kill an angel, but so far Dean killed Zachariah, and Kali was able to kill Gabriel too, although with a fake knife lah, but Gabriel end up "dead" leh. But yet again, there were justifications, as Dean said partial Yes to Michael and maybe for that brief period, he could kill Zachariah. And as for Kali, Gabriel was binded to Kali by a blood spell, so is that why she could kill him?

And those gods are involved in complicated love relationship some more... duhz...

Star Award 2010 is giving out pork again, and kelong somemore!

As much as I laughed my heart out watching SA Part 1 on Sunday, most of the time was at their stupidity and lack of eloquence.

I felt so disappointed that Auntie Lucy didn't win the Most Popular Female Character, all because Dennis Chew didn't have a fan club! Jeanette Aw's fans really went all the way out lor, same for Nat Ho's. A bit unfair, but anyway, Star Awards is purely entertainment, most importantly we know Auntie Lucy is more popular! Heck, Yao Jianhong is just a typical day Mulan, and Aw acted so unnaturally can? Especially the part where she was a hostess and seriously, even if you are morally upright, the tone and action do not have to be super slow-mo lor. All my goosebumps came out when I watched the part which she poured the liquor and talked to the inspector. Brr...

Still, thought the award was specially created for Auntie Lucy coz Dennis Chew acted so well and there was a lot of hype. Chey, in the end, they still leave the best pork part to their own people.

Fine, I just plainly doesn't like Aw, can? I also don't like many others also.

• Ann Kok's tits can't squeeze into the small dress, this is her another classic look that people will talk for years.

• Joanne Peh is politically correct, while DYT got mo shui, hence they bagged the Media's Favourite awards. Actually, Mediacorp got too much money to spare so they created this title to make more awards.
  

• Patricia Mok really got nothing to show, and she's so fair that I tot her chest has a nude fabric covering it, oh, that's her real chest. (I can't even use the word cleavage here!) Fann Wong won her by a little bit, both their cup size and fairness.
  

• I quite like those skits, coz they are so brainless and predictable that I laughed before even they even reached the hit point. Altho we don't know the inside jokes, it was still quite entertaining.
  

• How come didn't see Zoe Tay?
  

Quote from my colleague: "Jeanette is a very good actress, she's so good that she also act outside her roles."

More jokes this Sat...

I'm back!!!

E'nuff sa(i)d.

Hong Kong!!!

It's been 10 years (I dunno why I keep thinking it was 8 years) since I last sat on a plane. The last one was to HK too.

此行旧地重游， 格外兴奋！

Shall shower you all with lots of photos! =)

I'm such an idiot

I'd been such an idiot today.

First, I thought I was gonna be in bad luck today when a black kitten ran across my path.

Secondly, i really thought I was unlucky when I was being tasked to clear some stuff at main office, courtesy of last Fri's event. But main office is nearer to home, so no complaints.

Thirdly, I stupidly asked my kindhearted colleague whether the box containing the cookies were still in his car! He waited for me, kept for me, and all I did was asking whether the cookies were okay? Gosh, slapped me please.

Lastly, I annoyed the same kindhearted colleague by asking him to cover something for me. And when he said, there was no need to, I sort of pushed the "blame" stating that the other colleague asked me to check.

What the hell, I seriously have no brain to think about the whole situation! I stupidly followed some unofficial orders! Not that it was bad, one was actually beneficial to me, but because of this good one, that was why I was told to do some covering. As a matter of fact, if I had think through the whole situation, read the sms instruction carefully, there was no mentioning of covering.

I brought all these upon myself. Grr... Kindhearted colleague may not take it to heart, but the thought of myself, once again, doing a stupid stunt, makes me ponder, what the hell I studied so much if I can't even analyze a simple situation!

Oh man... I really need to focus!!!

I didn't even catch a simple joke until 3 seconds later. -_-|||

My job

More or less easing into the job, but sometimes I still hate it for being internet-less.

Been helping out with the recent upgrading's upgrading, can't help feeling "the more I know the suckier it is..."

Maybe Boss is just joking about the sucky part.

It's a small world part 3

My poly/uni/hall friend's girlfriend is my secondary school friend's sister and now she lives 4 blocks away from me.

Saw them while I got off at Yishun Stadium today, Friend called my name as my specs were fogged out, couldn't see him. And his gf is super tall lor, you mei you. Envy~~~