Saturday, February 23, 2008
Nabeh is the new F word
Nabeh, I woke up late, at 1pm.
Nabeh, I cut my palm while closing the stupid door in the toilet.
Nabeh, I didn't do anything constructive today, except clearing my bowels.
Nabehdous.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
No hole for me to hide
Hi people
Prof Gay just told me he wanted to see the tech requirements together with the business analysis, so I told him we will send him an updated one. Is it possible we complete this before this weekend (I think is good to chop everything up ASAP so that we can concentrate on other things like FYP, ^_^).
So I proposed a meet up discussion coz the tech requirements need more details and the parts are more or less connected together.
Michelle: after 12nn on thurs, 930-1230 on fri
SiQi: free on thurs after 1330, after 430 on fri
to Jiahong and Salony: Please tell us the schedule asap, okie?
Another proposal is we chop the full report up during the the one week break, then after that we could concentrate on the second part of this project.
I'm regretting taking this module already. LOL.
Si Qi
As I clicked "Send", a voice boomed behind me: "They left you to do all these things?"
Prof Gay was standing right behind all the while I was typing!!! Wah Biang!
I should have the decency to tell him it's rude to read other people's email, but I was so shocked by him that I couldn't say it.
More drama please. Dang kwet veli much.
Oh, forgot to mention there was this rather cute-looking guy who showed his butt crack at my direction the whole lesson and he became so uncute liao. Why no underwear!!!???!!! Probably his butt crack was the cause which made me lose my sense of response. Ha ha ha.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Jamie's Hilarious Morning
Well, somehow, we were going for breakfast with Jamie instead of Jia, coz Jamie asked for it, Jia didn't want it. So we were rushing, coz it was almost 6.45am already, and Jamie's speed of eating is as fast as a snail crawling. So as Mum lifted up her Barbie bag to carry, her files dropped from the bottom of the bag. Dang! The bottom was torn!
In a mad rush, I took the spare bag and stuffed all her things inside. This spare bag had only 2 compartments, so it was rather squeezy for Jamie's rubbish. So I was holding the water bottle, trying to find place to fit it. At this point, Mum told me that the water bottle leaked badly if put it horizontal. As I was thinking what to do with it, Jamie grabbed the bottle from me, twisting it and said, "转紧紧就不会漏水咯!" (It won't leak if we tightens it.)
She twisted it so hard that she was thrown forward, cap of the bottle unscrewed, and splashed the water on me!
I was more than glad that I was holding on to the bag, and the water didn't seep through her worksheets and textbooks. Anyway, Mum had a good time laughing at the whole saga.
Jamie threw another false alarm during breakfast, she almost spilled her Milo. If she really did that, Mum would be screaming at her instead of laughing.
JOTD:
Dad won starter prize in 4D recently, and this was what Jamie told Mum: 会中就是会中, 不要整天怪我的书 ('输' 同音) hor!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Post Vday Entry
While I wished everyone Happy Vday in 2006 & 2007, I did not mention anything this year. Probably because I have no special someone to celebrate this commercialised day with me, so it meant nothing to me, just a normal day. I used to give M&M to my friends and even lecturers (in fact I only gave to one lecturer only, tried to bribe the good-looking him to give us alternate rest days) when I was in poly. When has my sweet nature gone to?
If I were to die as a single, I will not die as a virgin, but I'll most probably die as someone who hates all the lovey-dovey couples. I actually sniggered when I saw a school mate with her bf taking mushy photos at the bustop.
OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS! I'm jealous, am I?
I can sense the evil spinster in me already.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
MIA
Hands off blog for the time being while I get my head straight to things I should do. Too much "Supernatural" ain't doing any good, I think I'm getting hallucinations already.
My stomach still feel bloated. KNS...
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Head and Shoulders, Hips & Toes
I think I looked like some crippled skater. LOL.
Mental note: Always take picture in this angle.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Of Mahjong & Blackjack
I went to Belle's house on Saturday, and after playing her brother's Wii, we decided to combine power and share the cost for mahjongs. She was to be the player while I was her 军师。
We won the first round and we were so happy. Then we started losing. Damn. Belle was not a good player, considering she learnt every year. So I kinda suan her maybe she would have beginner's luck every year, turned out only for the first round.
I took over to play in the third round, and I won! And luck kept coming in after that!
There were a few rounds which were really really memorable.
There was this round, which I was left with a tile. I hated it when I'm left with one tile coz usually the players could easily guess which tile I'm waiting by the tile I throw. So I was thinking whether to change when I drew the next tile, which was a 9 tong, and none appeared on the floor yet. I took quite a long time to think and then I decided to throw the old tile for 9 tong. Then at this very moment, the next player threw 9 tong and I won! Belle's sister joked: "Wah! 她用念力leh! " becoz when I was pondering over my choices, I was massaging my forehead.
There were 2 games which I won with 5 tais bao, meaning one player pay for the other players coz he threw the winning tile to me.
The first 5 tais was with 3 flowers and half colour. I couldn't remember which winning tile she threw or me. The other 5 tais winning was more memorable, coz it was a full colour, 清一色索子!First time full colour!
It was a heart-attack round, coz everyone could see that I was waiting for green bamboos. I was already waiting for winning tiles. I had the 一索 with me, but it was useless coz it was already pong by May, Belle's friend. Then I drew a North tile, and discarded it since it was kinda no use. I drew a North again. Shit. Could have won by zi mo already if I threw birdy instead of North, so I threw my birdy away in case I drew a North. I drew a 5索 in my next turn, and discarded my North, since couldn't be so heng to draw another North right? BTW, there were none on the floor. Anyway, I drew the next tile and it was a flower, so when I drew a tile to replace, it was a North again! Wah!!! Was mad at this point already! I drew 3 Norths myself! Thinking there's no way a North could pop out, I discarded it. Then the next player happily threw the North he drew. I was really mad and starting niam niam niam to Eve, who was sitting beside me.
There only 4 tiles left, and everyone was anxious. Coz whoever let me win have to bao mah, so no one wanted to be the "hero". I had already given up coz I knew no one would throw me my green bamboos, I was waiting for 3 or 8索 but 3 was already pong (my tiles were in such arrangement that 3 could make a pair and 8 would make a triple to win). But I guess I was really lucky, after I threw a useless tile, the next player threw a 8索and I won! It was really a miracle round! I still 啧啧称奇 until now! It really felt like a movie! So planned and unreal!
I gave $10 to Belle, since we tagged team. Apparently she had the luck (she won toto while I was playing) and I had a bit of skills. So we were a perfect team!
I also won in Blackjack, $20+ in for both days. =)
Friday, February 08, 2008
Roar!
No wonder she looked at me weirdly! So much for being a nice kid.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
It was hidden under my stupid printer lah!
What happened just now was more mind boggling than my ring hiding under the printer.
I was putting on my ear stud when it slipped off my fat fingers. Strangely, it didn't drop on the floor coz there wasn't any sound, so I thought it might have fell to my pile of clothes, neither was it found.
Mystery solved when I went to toilet: it was hooked to my belt!
Funny.
Monday, February 04, 2008
Birthday Post #2
After the celebration at Bugis, I headed back to hostel. Probably I was in a very good mood, so I decided to spring clean my room for CNY, before my shower.
I was doing the final touch of mopping floor, when my room was barged open by Miss Ng and Miss Gwee, holding McD plastic bags! I was so shocked, very very shocked, super duper shocked that I retreated to the corner of my bed and stuttered with wails. You know, like how monsters or ghostes cornered someone and left them no place to run.
5 seconds later, we all broke into laughters and cramps.
I had saw them at the end of the corridoor when I was on my back from toilet, but I didn't recognise them! They, seeing that I saw them, ran all the way down to 2nd level.
2 of them had fun laughing at my expression, saying it was very classic and hilarious.
Anyway, they were really sweet. They had bought McD's hot fudge and strawberry ice-cream to celebrate my birthday. They also got me a fantastic brown bag which I blur blur thought it was their stuff.
Miss Ng entertained us with this hotdog joke: Her friend was a BBQ party. She was trying to hold the hotdog which was fresh off the BBQ pit with her mouth, so another friend was bewildered to see her this way and asked what was she doing. She answered:
"I'm trying to SUCK and BLOW the hotdog at the same time!"
Hilarious!
Not many photos, but still we took a few. Luckily they weren't armed with a camera or else they could have blackmailed me a treat with that horrendous face of mine!
This photo did not make any difference either.
Video below was something I shoot after I recovered from my shock, interviewing the masterminders. Isn't it weird how people auto hold a imaginary mic when they sing or being interviewed? Hee Hee
Sunday, February 03, 2008
I is Stupid
All because I did a double job. Mum was pouring the tea she cooked in a big pot into a kettle, then it got full, so somehow I tot the most logical way was to pour the tea(in kettle) into a big bottle, then Mum could continue pour the tea into the kettle.
Actually, she could pour the remaining directly into the bottle, all I did was to help her remove the kettle and placed the bottle there.
Bleahz...
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Birthday Video
Best Actress: Me!
Best Supporting Actresses: Yanqi & Xueling
Best Cameraman: Ronald
Thanks Miss Clarity Cafe for the food and services!
Birthday Post #1
I told them to wear super nice clothes, but actually, they are always in nice outfits since they are working adults, heh heh, it's me who needed to dress up lor. So I did! 是美的咯!Seldom see myself so pretty can...
So pretty, cannot not take photos right? Shoot #1...
Shoot #2...
Shoot #3. Noticed I had the same smile plastered on my face? Ha ha, 嘴巴是酸的咯
So I pout! See, so adorable!
The loving couple!
The happy us
I had the exact same pose, same smile on a photo from donkey years ago. Dunno how to pose alone
The ambience in the cafe, it's THIS dark... No florenscent lights, only candles. No wonder no extra charges, coz they only need to pay electricity for air-con. Not good for me, coz the clumsy me kept getting my hands burnt when reaching to get sauce or pepper.
This is what I ordered, Bangers & Mash. The creamy stuff is potato mash whipped with butter. Very nice! Although Xueling laughed when she spotted the 2 huge hotdogs. She is notti notti!
Yanqi's fish. I forgot the name already. This is also very nice, the fish just melt in your mouth! Soft & juicy!
Ronald's plate, also my favourite dish coz the name is very cute: Old MacDonald Had a Farm. Really like a farm, there's all sorts of meat! Even after giving some meat to us, there was still a lot left! This is how the menu described: "Medley of steak, lamb chop, crispy chicken, chipolata, bacon, ham & potato wedges served with clarity's special black pepper sauce topped with sunny side up" 真的是什么种的肉都有!
Xueling's Roasted Chicken Leg. Actually, it looked more like my leg, coz it is so big! Then again, not correct coz my leg is bigger. Anyway, couldn't finished all the stuffs... There were potato wedges and mushrooms! Yummy!
A surprise cake! I was still waiting for them to check the bill, but somehow none of them asked for it. I kept asking, "Want to go already or not?" and they bohiew me. When the crew showed up with this cake, I was really really surprised coz I tot there wouldn't be a cake since it was supposed to be just dinner gathering! The cake came with a lot of candles lor! Instead of 2 big 4 small candles, she put all the candles given lor, which were 3 big 5 small. Wah lau... Do we look that old? That's why got 2 holes in the cake coz we took out the extra ones.
Yanqi specially ordered this ice-cream cake from Angie's Choice. It was the smallest she could order, but then becoz Ivy and Dennis & gf cannot make it, so there were only 4 of us eating it, and therefore we just ate the ice cream and omit the cake. A bit wasteful, but bo pian... I take back to hostel also no fridge! Ronald actually wanted to give me "facial" with this cake, wah lau, the cake is so ex, I rather eat to my death lor! He wouldn't dare anyway since we were in public place, and I was more worried about my makeup which took me like 1.5 hrs. LOL.

This was all remained. The cream is not those butter cream that you will get sick of, it's very light and not-so oily, like icing, minus the sweetness. The cake is good.
I will upload the videos of the birthday song and cake cutting. Becoz Ronald was the the camera man with my camera, so he missed my birthday wish part. Too bad, coz I made a fantabulostatic wish: A boyfriend! But I said it out loud, so it won't come true, they said one... Well, doesn't really matter, I'm blessed with the best family and nicest friends, no need to wish anymore. =)
There were more photos, but stupid me forgot to turn on the flash lah! So the photos are all dark and ghostly, sianz... We were posing so happily lor!
Stay tune for post #2. =)
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Thanks!
Thanks for making my day so special! It will take a few entries to document what happened today.
First, let me settle my assignment first.
ZzZzZz
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Turning 24
When I was 4, I can't imagine 24. When I was 14, 24 seemed like a long way to go. Now that I'm 24, I felt old, yet not old enough =(
At 24, I'm still...
- a school kid
- getting money from my parents
- fat
- don't have any idea of my future
- struggling with my studies
- having zero sense of urgency
- refused to read & learn about politics
- single
- act like I'm 17
- wasting precious time
- don't have any achievements that I'm proud of myself
- don't know what is adjectives and what is adverbs
- need to think for 5 seconds for simple calculations
- never washed the windows in my house
- left Dad's pants for Mum to iron
- not cooking any proper meals
- letting Mum did all the sewing for me
- sleep with my teddy bears
- keeping items that I had since P1
- haven't master the knowledge of astronomy after 5 years involvement
- haven't think for my future
- asking permission to eat chocolates at home
- myopic
- procrastinate
Some people could achieve so much at 24, I wonder how they do it. Nevertheless, I still proud being an ultra-optimistic-happy-go-lucky girl who doesn't care being overweight although I kept wanting to lose it. Ha...
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Shit shit shit shit
How wonderful! Damn sweet of him. Grr...
I love drawings
Jia said it was a retribution for her, who had her primary school artworks (not all, but mostly) done by either me or my deceased godfather, to have to supervise Jamie. LOL.
Anyway, with an image of a side-view bunny & my first bunny drawing as a template, I whipped out something decent. I forgot to take a picture of it.
I still vaguely remember the first nice bunny I drew, was actually a bunny picture in an assessment book. I was not supposed to write on the assessment book, instead, I was to write the questions and answers into an exercise book (That probably explained why I was such a details freak back in my younger days) by my tuition teacher. Somehow, with a one-way track of thinking, I also copied the bunny into the exercise book. I think my tuition teacher praised my drawing, although I was so afraid she would scold me for wasting time, heh heh. She named her second daughter using my name, 思琪 to 恩琪, changing the "十" to a "大" in the "思", so I assumed I must have been her favourite kid. Eh... must be lah, I was such a honest and naive kid that I admitted I broke wind because I had a terrible stomach. Much amusement to her and the other kids (all boys) during the tuition. Gosh.
I sort of remembered that I loved drawings (more like copying actually) when I was in primary school. I had this girl sitting beside me in P2, who could really draw, and she always drew pretty princess whenever we finished our work. So I copied her and learned to draw the same way. She was very nice to point out where I done wrong. The jotter book was filled with all those princesses, with a fantastic stats of 36-22-36. I didn't know why she drew them like that, I just copied. I drew them so much that my P2 form teacher praised my drawings coz he happened to see my jotter book. I think the girl scowled. LOL.
In sec. 2, we had to do still-life drawing, I was too dumb to see the different light contrasts and tones, so yet again, I copied my good friend's who was sitting beside, who was an art talent. The items were a kettle, a pineapple, a basket with a towel inside. I drew them almost all the same way except the skin of the pineapple, in which she drew them the conventional way like we do, you know, the diagonals lines with some details to make them look real. I actually drew them the exact same way I saw, with leaf-life skin falling (I'm a details-freak). It was a torture, but then it was worth the hard work. I got 37 while my friend got 35. LOL. Now thinking back, I realised what a bitch I had been. I was shocked at the marks and told her right in the face, "Wah! I copied your one sill got higher marks than you ah!" Thank goodness my friend was a kind girl who didn't took it too hard, she even said, "Your copying skills is very good leh!" I'm so blessed with nice friends.
The interest for drawing was replaced by cooking during sec. 3 & 4, no more art lessons mah.
During polytechnic, drawing became doodling, when I was bored during lessons and not sleeping. I did one drawing though, flyers for my astro club during CCA week. So concentrated on the drawings that the details for the orientation were wrong and I didn't fix it before printing, partly becoz my president informed me too late also. Bleahz!
Recently, I saw a booth for comic drawing in school and I do feel like taking part. PZ and me wanted to take a course in comic drawing back when I was still in poly and she in JC. We went to the shop located and wah lau, that guy dun hiew us, so we ended didn't join.
I think I still love to draw. I still kept the drawing from my cousins who drew us (Jia and me) those Jap cartoons characters when we were still toddlers.
With so many interests, sometimes I feel like I'm good at anything. But, there were also times which I think I suck at everything. Definitely, I have changed a lot. I'm now no more a detail freak, coz I do not expect my handwriting to be straight 90 degrees and 180 degrees parallel to the edge of paper if there were no lines.
I am so nua sia now aka procrastinator.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Shopping
"最近心情很好,就想花钱!" she said.
"不是心情不好才会想要买东西吗?Hmm... Actually, 不管开心 or not, 女人都是会花钱买东西的。" I replied.
Hor?
Optimistic-ism
If you have been always been disgruntled, unhappy, sick and tired of life, here's a phrase which I picked it up from an email which I find it really true.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect.
It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.