K.O

Sometimes I love the "totally knock out" type of sleeping, i.e. I am at dreamland even before my head hit the pillow. Like that then I won't have to think so much before I sleep, which can be very frustrating. I really hate it when I'm sleepy, but not sleepy enough, head on the pillow body on the bed, yet I'm thinking what are the things I have not done. I call this "Peng Satay".

But it's kinda screwed me when I want to wake up early to do things, coz I'll be so dead to respond to any noise.

Haiz... Things will never get done this way, vicious cycle!

Anyway, I caught the "Lust Caution" last night with this laughter generator:

She was totally clueless about her mismatch until end of movie. I'm blind, so I didn't see it too.

I think she was my panacea to my Peng Satay Syndrome: Laughed until I pengz and stomach tired. As the idiom goes, "Laughter is the best medicine". She so gonna kick me if she sees this, heh heh.

妈咪，生日快乐

今天是妈咪的生日， but then 我因为学校快考试的关系， 没有办法回去。Eh... 就算我回去， 妈咪很有可能对我说，“回来作莫？”

Still, 我要对妈咪说：生日快乐！你比十年前年轻， 希望再过十年，如果有孙给你抱的时候， 人家会以为你是他/她的娘！祝你越来越年轻！身体越来越强壮 （please, 不要再断手断脚了）！

明年的这个时候， 希望我真的有能力送你那台industrial cake mixer， 带你出国kia kia, 陪你去吧刹请你吃早餐， ok?

=)

A walking piece of blur meat

Yeah, and that's me. While I was waiting patiently (since Monday) for my FYP supervisor to give a reply on my latest report update, suddenly it hit on me that the mail is still sitting in the Sent folder.

The best thing is... I check my mail everyday, and the Draft(1) escaped my eyes.

Ok, blur and blind.

Argh...

I have a quiz tmr and I have not started reading!!!

I ALSO HAVENT DO MY PROF COMM PPT!!! WAH!!!

Goodies

As exams approaching near, what gets me really excited (exams make me nervous) is the goodie bag!!!

Whoot!!!

Alas, the standard dropped every year too.

I remembered having tons of food stock during my first year, I don't have record for last year and this year is really the ultimate. The Welfare people dropped the goodie bag last night, which I tot was a rescue to my hungry stomach. There were food, but disappointingly, not really my favourite.

So, to show you all what goodie I had, I did an inventory on it and took pictures!!!

The same M1 bag year after year

So what's inside?

A jar of Dolmio Tuna pasta sauce. -_-, no use, I don't cook in hall.

2 mini bottles of Shokubutzu, I still have the one I got from Hall 9 camp

A "nice on the outside, very plain inside" notebook

Proudly manufactured by PUB

Dunno simi curry soup, 20g. It looks oddly like those what army boys will eat kind of package, hor?

A small packet of Tong Garden, enuff to fill 1% of my growling stomach

2 magazines (Jade Seah's bod is fiery hot!)

A really useless $10 Kimage voucher and Subway voucher (which is only valid at Subway Telepark only)

Just when I got really disapointed... I flipped the Her World Mag and I saw this!

My favourite brand Loreal Spot corrector!

Happier... =) I'm so easily satisfied.

Personal Space

Aiyoh... Very very annoyed leh...

I was reading my notes in my MRT when this very plump auntie sat beside me and started reading her "MyPaper". I wore a cap-sleeve tee today, so the 4/5 of my golden ham arm was exposed lah. So while she read her newspaper in wide angle, I was squeezing to one corner with my arms on top of each other already. Our arms kept brushing each other and I was very annoyed coz it felt like molesting. If I wore those normal tee with longer sleeves, I don't think I will mind, but because my arm is bare today, I felt exceptionally uneasy. So to make myself comfortable, I squeezed my arms a bit more, to make space for myself.

She widened her angle and invaded my territory(personal space)!!!

I was uber tulan liao, I think the people standing in front of me could see my uber tulan face. I was resting my eyes at that time, and when she invaded, I opened my rest and looked sideway and ghinned at her. Fine, She's an old auntie, I endured, so I shifted my arms again. So did she.

I moved 1 cm, she invaded 2 cm. Ta~Ma~De~.

By the 5th time, I already could not move any further, and I think my cleavage was showing already. I looked and saw that she had the comfortable angle of reading newspaper comfortably. You know, usually when people read newspaper in squeezy MRT or bus, they will fold until about a quarter of the original size. "MyPaper" is half of those normal kind, and she really did not have the brain to fold lor, and further invaded my space. I'm sitting in the 9-seats somemore, how come she didn't invade the other side? Oh, coz I moved, so logically she moved to my side! By then, the angle she had was bigger than her waist and her waist is bigger than mine.

:( She tuk my spare tyre also, with her arm. Ok, this is something unavoidable, coz my spare tyre spill out a lot and always kenna tuk.

我忍~~~百忍成金

If your life is a movie...What type will it be?

Jia said my life is definitely a Grade-B slap-stick comedy. -_-

Grade-B, okie what... everyone likes and they don't expect too high a standard from the director right? Just the kind where people just wanna laugh and relax. Somemore my show is free!!! Hee hee.

On Friday, I reached home before Jia. So when she came home and plonked on the seat, she said to me, "Wah, I visit your blog 5 times, everytime sure update one". Aiyah, it takes only 5 to 10 minutes to write one what.

During the TV marathon, switching between the HK drama (天涯侠医) and Hollywood film (National Security). When the ang moh film was about to end, Jia suddenly asked me a scene which happened earlier. Martin Lawrence (ML) and Steve Zahn (SZ) dunno how ended up to fight a bunch of gansters lah. Anyway, after some shooting scene, ML said he was shot and asked SZ to bring him to fix the wound. ML was like in great pain, couldn't walk and fussed a lot. They couldn't go to hospital coz they were being wanted by the police. So SZ brought him to his ex-gf who was a nurse. After much instructions and hoo-haa, SZ's gf was very pissed to see, not a bullet wound, but rather some scratches coz the bullet only whizzed past ML's leg. However, ML still whined and yelped that he needed some stitches. The dulan SZ took the fat U-shape needle, waved it angrily in front of ML, and was about to poke his leg when ML promptly said he was fine and did not need stiches already and siamed off.

So Jia was asking me why did SZ take the needle and wanted to sew his leg when ML said he was alright? -___-, I explained the above, and then suddenly, I realised that this is not the first time I understand such crude and boliao joke more than her. Anyway, I had this link, and I told her, "Eh, I'm really a Grade B, only I understand the joke leh and you don't! Like the Hossan Leong stand-up comedy, I laughed until pengz already and you still tat half bucket look."

"I'm Grade-A mah!" she retorted, half laughing.

Wah ha ha ha, very amusing la. Then we started discussing what her type will be. I said something along the artsy-farty kind, which not everyone will appreciate. So she further emphasized that her type is those "(insert long string of sentence) + simi independent...+ which no one understand" and I firmly agree when I heard the last 4 words. Yeah, I only caught the last 4 words.

She is actually very funny, sarcastic, 语不惊人死不休, quick-witted. But her style of writing is very essay-ish, and sometimes very serious, hmm... could be the training from her triple-humanities class last time. For me, is more like story telling. I think then I write, and usually go off track, make a big U-turn, then on point again. Very like me, coz Jia always say I say a lot of unnecessary things.

I told her that she should blog about this, coz she will make it very analytical and interesting. But she said I can also blog, so I blog lor. Her entry is here, and obviously, is 2 very different kind of entries.

I started writing this entry in the afternoon, but halfway, I was sleepy and went to sleep. So now continuing at 1225am, I'm kinda a bit lost and forgot what I actually wanted to say already.

没头没尾的，更没有高潮

Jia: I feel so much younger with you around leh...
Qi: Wu ya boh!!!???!!! I have such great effect??? (I tot my cheerful nature rubbed on her or something)
Jia: Probably less stressed coz got someone to share the the burden
Qi: -_-

7 hrs of tv marathon

Tat's what I've done at home. Wah biang, could have clear 4 online lectures already... Double up double up!

I think I'm destined to be short

I mentioned in my earlier post that I don't wanna be the shortest when Min grows up. I think the chance that Min is shorter than me is going to be zero.

Comparing our English names is actually not accurate at all, coz throughout my whole primary school life, I had at least 20 dozens English names changing ever so oftenly, and I just changed the spelling of my own. Jamie was named by Jia and me, coz we tot this name was very cute and it suit our adorable baby sister at that time (now she's a pain in the ass, lol).

So back to the names given by my Mum, comparing the length from shortest to longest:

Qi
Jia
Min (Because of that fat M, her name became the longest!)

See, I'm so gonna be the short short among the long long! =(

My posts very boliao hor, thinking all these boliao stuffs.

~~~

Min: Da Jie, which movie do you like best?
Me: I like the movie... "When Min Min is not around"
Min: T_T + pout her mouth

Ok, time to bury myself in my notes again

Bad hands! Naughty Hands!

Smack! Smack!

I really ought to control my expenditure or train myself more in budget shopping. I wanted to get a night moisturiser coz my current one is finishing. So, I saw that the Lo'real Night Re-Lighting moisturiser is selling at $14.90! It's very very cost friendly lor! Watson is selling at $21.90!!! Then as usual, the lady who will always attend to me when I'm browsing the products, came to serve me. After knowing what I'm looking for, she intro the Follow Me Total Miracle, again, to me. This time, it came with a free mask, and it costs $16.80!

Without much thought, I bought it.

Haiya, buy already then sua lor. Anyway, Total Miracle feels pretty well on my face and smells really nice!

The deprivation of shopping surfaced up after staying in school for 2 long weeks. I auto geared to Watson, which on the way I saw Cheers, newly opened I think. Without relying on my brain cells, I walked in, see see look look also happy.

Watson usually had this rack of items which sells at $1.95 each. Wah, got my allowance today and feel exceptionally rich. Heh heh, I went to get a basket and start to dump the $1.95 items inside. Buy 10 get 1 free.

However, when I was waiting to pay, a surge of guiltness hit me, but I paiseh to tell the cashier that I didn't want the items. So again, sua lor, mentally prepared to get some tongue lashing from Ah Long. I think my fairy godmother knew the dilemma I was having, so she made the register screwed up. Wah ha ha ha. Guess what happen? The cashier dunno how to key the discounted items, somehow the price stated $22.05 when by right it should cost a little less than $20. The cashier got her manager to rectify, but after fiddling for 5 minutes, no progress at all.

I grabbed the chance and told them in a rather paiseh & a little pissed tone, "Erm... Ok... I don't want the items already." And promptly snapped my wallet back into the bag. As I walked out, I was secretly Heng~ah~

Bought a packet of kopi to calm my nerves. Hee hee. Anyway, I shall put a note in my wallet to remind myself that I'm a poor kid. Dun anyhow spend money. So the pair of shoes I've been lusting for it, wait lor...

After exams! =)

Dancing Parrot

I hate birds, I hate birds which can fly even more. In fact the only bird I like is penguin, and maybe chicken and duck (ooh.. chicken rice, ah... duck noodle)

BUT!

This dude totally change my belief! It's so talented! I can't help but fall in love with it already! (Sorry JJ, I heart this bird now)

The first half it danced so subtlely like how I would in club. Towards climax, it went crazy. Ha ha.

So cute!

Special Thanks to Group 3?

Orh... No wonder TX was so eager... He even encouraged me to go for the buffet! I saw the email which our class rep sent and there it was written: Special thanks to group 3 for the idea.

For a moment I was trying to recall which was group 3... Oh, it's my group. -_-

How?

Janette!

With regards to this post, which we discuss about my English name, thinking of getting a more modernised one. Today I saw a variant of Janet, which is Janette, then prompted me to search, and found a few more variants: Janete, Jannette.

Presonally, I prefer Janette, coz Janete like pronounce as Ja-Ne-Te, and Jannette is like Jan-nette. Janette looks nicer too!

So I shall offically be Janette!

I hope somehow this will be a sign that I will not be the shortest among we 3 sisters. Even if Jamie is 0.5cm shorter, I also happy. Check out the length of the names vs the height:

Janette - 1.58m
Jacqueline - 1.65m
Jamie - still growing

Well, I have this worry because, apparently, our names in alphatbetical order already somehow showed the power we wield at home among each other:

Qi - biggest power (偶是老大, heh heh)
Min - moderate (You pple never see hear she verbally-bully Jia)
Jia - least power (the victim of verbal abuse)

But most of the time, it's the opposite:

Jia - control 2 schooling kids (ala Min & Me)
Min - tell Mum not to lend me money -_-
Qi - I dun even have control over myself, the devil of laziness is in me

So I don't want to be the bush with 2 trees beside me. (I stand between 2 tall guys today, darn uncomfortable!)

To Missy Ng: I recalled why I suddenly smiled during presentation already. When I said "Value Elements", I linked to BOS and recalled my nostalgic bread. Jiat Lat, memory fail big time, I smiled for what also forgot in a breeze.

Wah Biang #2

I concussed again, from 6pm to 10pm!!!! But this time round, I totally ignored my alarm clock and alarm in my handphone. Damn shitty tired, urgh... The udon had share hypotizing me to sleep also lah! Hee Hee.

I'm feeling so bad bad bad right now.

Coz my neighbour bought me a Hello Panda for helping her in her psychology project, which was a just a 7 mins thing. And I never buy her anything when she offered me her room to stay for 3 mths! I am such an ungrateful speck of the universe. I did think of buying her really some fattening chocolate (she is so thin I pity her) for her, but I did not. I really ought to stop procrastinate so much, should have buy it when I have the thought! Sometimes, little actions really have great effects.

Now it looked real ugly if I go and buy, coz it's definitely out of paisehness, still better than not giving.

Urgh. Screwed up my body clock already, tonight going to chiong again, with the aid of the super powerful coffee that is, the cause of my isomnia last night and the concusssion. Mouth itchy and tried the new coffee, wah, it's the strong type, totally eyes open lor. Forced myself to sleep at 3am, still, I peng satay peng until 4am then sleep, woke up at 7.15am, reached the bloody tutorial room at 8.30am!!! Wah, first time so early can, plus the shuttle bus was super quick, I missed one and another came 2 mins later. A perfect situation at an inperfect day. Pui! Somehow I think there was a reason for me to be early: to arrange the chairs in the tutorial roonm. Kua~ Kua~ Kua~ 5 people would take less than 10 minutes to arrange; I took 30mins. Perfect use of time.

My HRM class rep is organizing the class dinner at Sakura Orchard, on a Monday? Wah lau, this is so damn far can? I didn't even go home liao, why would I go Orchard? And and and, paying for $26++ for a one time buffet? $26 I can eat 2 weeks lor! (Maybe Prof R might sponsor hor? Since we are so enthu about this class gathering thing, ha ha) Ok, I should shut my mouth up, coz I didn't offer a better located restaurant, but I'm not obliged to do it just because TX sabohed me to give them some ideas, which I really had no idea, plus I'm not enthu about this whole thing seriously. Why would I when there's this fuckup-attitude da bor (fine, he's a fast thinker and was funny when he "flirted" with Prof R in a makeup scenario today, but I just find him 不爽), domineering char boh (She was directing me to replace file, delete old file, remove thumbdrive, what, I looked like tech idiot to u?), and 50% of the people whom I never even talked to.

Argh, networking networking, go there sure can strike some conversation. Then maybe can go home after that also la. So I have to finish a lot of things by Sunday. Aiyah, like that I sianz half again! Coz I sure won't finish and I have Web Design on Tuesday!

Fine, don't think I'm going unless... unless... aiyah, see how.

Who moved my pail?

Not exactly my pail, but a pail which had been stationed between my room and right-side neighbour since last year. It was a strategic landmark coz I used it to recognize my room, especially after I returned from shower (no specs). So can imagine I almost walked to the wrong room and almost opened the wrong door just now, before I realised, how come the pail is so near the toilet.

Dunno if I should move back the pail... Hmm...

I need a miracle

I shall stick to light meals like today:

1230hrs: Hotdog bun & coffee (small cup)
1630hrs: 2 hotdog rolls (fried, -_-)
1730hrs: 1 instant porridge + 5 chocolate biscuits (ultra sinful, it's from Cadbury!)
2130: 2 packets of biscuit & coffee

Because...

Reason No. 1: My waist, ok, not waist, but the spare tyre miraculously dropped like 1 inch? (Must probably is the bloated stomach swell down bah)

Reason No. 2: I have 2 weddings to attend very back to back in December. Not because of the amount of calories I will put on, but rather, the ang bao I have to vomit out. On top of these, attend wedding dinner = must look nice, therefore I will need to settle my shitty hair.

Haiz...

Boo Boo Syndrome

Lazy to rotate the picture

See the red dot? Guess what is it.

It's a pimple? It's a bindi? It's mosquito shit?

No... It's a blood clot, proudly inflict by yours sincerely, with my darts.

I think I'm so fat that I'm so oily that the dart actually slipped off my hands and knocked onto my forehead, yeah, the sharp edge poked it de...

Lucky my face big enough, else it wll poke into my eyes then jiat lat loh!

Invasion Part 2

The very nostalgic bread was in the rubbish bin after 3 hours.

No lah, I didn't finish them! The ants did. :(

Goldkili coffee packets bluffed to me about the 50 packets, which cost $4.90. In fact, I need 2 packets to make one normal 300ml cup. No wonder so cheap, still, 25 cups for $4.90 is a kill. And no wonder KY said not strong enough, coz she must have used one packet to 300ml of water.

Sianz... room crawling with ants again!

Wah biang

Concuss on the bed just now, supposed to wake up at 9pm, apparently I didn't set my clock properly. Thus I jumped up suddenly thinking what time is it.

Can't helped, the weather is just too nice for a slumber.

So maybe chiong until 5 am again tonight.

Nostalgic

I bought this bread for $1.10.

The vey calculative KY said I was being chopped. Saying adding 40cents more, I could have get the Bonjour bread at a better quality, niam niam niam. Actually I don't know how much is the retail price outside also, but I just thought it will go very nice with my coffee. Anyway, KY continue to niam niam niam, then I silenced her with this:

"You know why I buy? The value elements are not its taste or the thickness. Is the nostalgic feeling!"

Then we burst out laughing, coz I was making a mock out of our beloved HRM! Heh heh.

I just realised I'm stuck in school for 2 weeks! I really did not step out of the NTU area, not even to Jurong Point! Wah... ought to be give myself some claps for it. No wonder I'm feeling sibeh sianz... Coz I'm in a sibeh sianz school.